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(1370)<Vanion> where is everybody from in here? <NemoMac> Indiana <Vanion> am I the only american? <NemoMac> Last time I checked, Indiana was in the USA.. <Vanion> wtf? #651378
(643)ThPhox: Dude...there's free Cinemax, and there's porn on. ThPhox: AAAAnd it's anal. ThPhox: *does the field goal sign* SNAPEK1LSDMBLDOR: He shoots, wrong goalll!!!!!! #651404
(417)<Random> I wanna do a cpu stress test <Valaris> please to install norton antivirus <Valaris> aol <Valaris> and windows #651411
(239)<Baloo> Supermarkets should have a newbie lane for the self-checkout. <Baloo> "If you're a loser who hasn't seen the bag boy scan shit at the checkout before, and you've never bought a soda from a vending machine in your life, use this line." #651418
(283)<Hroth> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8795795223394289910 <Hroth> bush's family supported the nazi's <videogameaholic> you know who didn't support the nazi's? jews. look what happened to them. #651467
(564)* kafiend sets mode: -o kafiend <kafiend> with beer comes great irresponsibility #652012
(2410)<Brenty> You know, I think the media really fucked up when they called it "software piracy" <Brenty> Everyone WANTS to be a pirate <Brenty> If they'd called it "software faggotry" everyone would still buy all their shit #652068
(1196)<yadrisil> Quit being emo. <alexsavage> i'm not emo, the glass is half full <yadrisil> Half full... with tears. <alexsavage> ;_; #652212
(693)<fholmes> My 8 month daughter was given her first taste of Gentoo today. <fholmes> Literally as she ate my boot cd. #652221
(689)<lunchbox> so get this <lunchbox> i delivered pizza to the Microshaft building today but I couldn't park close to the door because they have all these fancy picnic tables out back for their employees <lunchbox> so they're standing there watching me carry all these pizzas to them and I finally get to the door and they stiff me. nothing. <fallingdogs> are you surprised? <lunchbox> next time they order I'm going to send them a bunch of empty boxes <lunchbox> and write stop messages inside <lunchbox> "0x0000000A" ... <lunchbox> "INVALID_PROCESS_ATTACH_TIP" #652242
(510)<Nofrag> It's bullshit, the police won't do a fucking thing. They destroyed one of the transformers now the power's out for twelve blocks <bawheid> It obviously wasn't one of the better transformers <bawheid> Optimus Prime, say #652284
(817)<CaCtus491> omg <CaCtus491> I think I have just met the dumbest courier ever <CaCtus491> I receive parcel <CaCtus491> Courier hand me a palm/PDA style device for signature <CaCtus491> Courier hands me a ball point pen to sign with <CaCtus491> I look at screen and see lots of ink and scratches from previous signatures <CaCtus491> I smile and say thankyou politely, slowly back away and close the door <CaCtus491> before breaking into hysterics #652381
(953)Chutt: my wife drops an earring down the bathroom sink Chutt: so i take the sink apart and get it back Chutt: while i'm hooking everything back up, she helpfully cleans out the bucket i used under the drain Chutt: of course, i called out "it's in the bucket" after she took it Chutt: but apparently that didn't register. so i got to take apart the basement drain #652425
(1170)<justie> i did something stupid <justie> chmod -x chmod <justie> anyone knows how to fix it? #652454
(955)<godgrrl43> killing babies before they're born is murder! <azlo335> I think abortions should be allowed up until two years after the baby is born <greggk> the splatter pattern on the wall is more satisfying after they're out anyway ** godgrrl143 has left the room #652472
(868)<Jlax> So we were watching this D.A.R.E. video in health <Jlax> and they did that thing that they always do. <Jlax> You know, when they're like, <Jlax> "If you smoke, THIS will happen to YOU!" <Jlax> And then they show a picture of a black person. #652619
(615)<Commander> whoa that's not good <Commander> the end of my mobile plug (plugged into the USB port on my PC) was sitting in the side of a potplant IN WATER <Commander> i pulled it out and it said "new usb device found" <Commander> =/ <Commander> dunno how long it's been sitting there for <CompHobbyist> new USB device found: potted plant v.001 <CompHobbyist> power usage for this device: -10W #652626
(429)<-- djjkotze_home has quit (Quit: setlife -> work()) <lordvetinari> that's not only sad, but syntactically incorrect #652730
(601)<heywood_jablomi> A lady came in today with her resume written down on notebook paper by hand and asked me if I could help her "copy and paste it onto the internet." <my_smelly_funk> lmao <heywood_jablomi> It was 4:30-ish and I leave at 5, so I told her to hold it up against her monitor for about 45 mins and it would copy itself onto the internet. #652810
(477)<Kiell> My system clock is gaining one minute every twelve hours. <Kiell> As a result, I'm completing tasks slightly quicker than normal. <Kiell> I don't like it. #652817
(665)mysteryparabola3 : at work today, my boss and another guy were talking about their status on the computer mysteryparabola3 : and my boss say "oh crap, i'm Amber" and the other guy says "yeah, i used to be Amber" mysteryparabola3 : and i said "yeah, before the operation" mysteryparabola3 : he just stared at me #652858
(341)<Forcepath> i need advice! <Forcepath> on second thought: asking for advice in IRC is one of the classic movie blunders... #652870
(176)<Gargoyle> seriously, between dance dance whatthefuck, singstar, and now this, what the fuck is actually wrong with asian people? <Gargoyle> I blame the americans, after all the japanese people are the only ones to have ever been nuked #653083
(638)<SSmith> Wow, I was just watching this porno, and the people in it had the same monitor as I used to #653097
(678)lprocks: can you link me to a place that i can download roms? Kow: www.google.com lprocks: der i tried and it kept taking me to different sites