<CaCtus491> I think I have just met the dumbest courier ever
<CaCtus491> I receive parcel
<CaCtus491> Courier hand me a palm/PDA style device for signature
<CaCtus491> Courier hands me a ball point pen to sign with
<CaCtus491> I look at screen and see lots of ink and scratches from previous signatures
<CaCtus491> I smile and say thankyou politely, slowly back away and close the door
<CaCtus491> before breaking into hysterics