<moros|sreep> I'm not quite sure what hyperbole is, come to think of it..
<Rhett> it's where the ADD children have their football championship
<moros|sreep> I'm not quite sure what hyperbole is, come to think of it..
<Rhett> it's where the ADD children have their football championship
[norris] why's that?
[Yaksha] She has multicolored veins visible all over her body, looks like downtown Phoenix.
Dested: wat did u do this time?
Sefy89: i called her a lazy bitch and told her to get up and do some work
Dested: ...doesnt your mom have a broken leg?
Sefy89: thus the noise
<NiTessine> Yes. Like assassinations.
<Mithran> You assassinate people with mayo?
<NiTessine> Nobody ever suspects mayo.
<Narbs_> I don't need my tranny porn collection scanned for viruses
<bonk`> except HIV
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free
Rude: then just now i was jacking off and someone asked what I was doing, so I told em i was jerking, and they're like "lmao, so what're you actually doing? making dinner or someshit?"
Rude: I'm just going to make shit up from now on :/
<digamond> the girl next to him asks what he is doing
<digamond> he told her .. that he is installing a new web browser..
<digamond> after that
<digamond> when he started up the Firefox and went to google .. she looked at him and said..
<digamond> that was not so nessesery .. it still shows the same websites
Azreal Kurokiba: He could be called THE SOAP BAR.
Azreal Kurokiba: And his catchphrase could be "How about I drop YOU in jail?"
Triggur: call them back with caller ID and then hang up!
Triggur: ever get a Heavy-Breathing call?
Triggur: I did once and I told him, "oh god, that is SO hot. can I jack off too?"
Triggur: turns out it was my mom winded from walking upstairs.
<BigPigPeaches> But suddenly I consider: we have always thought of R2D2 as a light-hearted comic relief type of droid. With his tweets, chirps, raspberries, and whoops, how could he be anything other than cute?
<BigPigPeaches> But what if people were misunderstanding what he is actually saying? What if he could be accurately translated? And what if he were saying things that werent cute at all? To wit:
<BigPigPeaches> (The scene where Luke and R2D2 are leaving Hoth in Lukes x-wing)
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Hey, assclamp, where the hell are you hauling me?
<BigPigPeaches> Luke: Theres nothing wrong, Artoo, Im just setting a new course.
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Oh, goodie. Are we going to see your dad? Cause you know hes Darth Vader, right? I mean, you know that, otherwise youre even more of a dumbass than I thought.
<BigPigPeaches> Luke: Were not going to regroup with the others.
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Thats probably because they know what theyre doing, and you dont.
<BigPigPeaches> Luke: Were going to the Dagobah system.
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: The Bagadouche system? What an appropriate destination for a douchebag such as yourself. Are you sure you dont want me to fly? Cause Ill bet youre going to crash us into some godforsaken swampy bog, you mindless pube.
<BigPigPeaches> (Later on in Cloud City, during the escape scene)
<BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Artoo! Where have you been?
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Listen, you bronzed dildo, Ive been dicking around in a frigging swamp for the better part of two weeks while some wannabe wizard has been taking advice from an ancient lizard. I got slime in my droid genitals, a bad yeast infection, and Im not in the mood for your prissy shit, so put a metal cork in it, buttnozzle.
<BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Well at least youre still in one piece, look what happened to me!
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Yeah yeah yeah, you got blasted to shit, they should have left your ass in that scrap heap. You have contributed absolutely nothing useful to this point. By the way, how is it that youre even more of a whiny bitch than you were in the first three movies? I thought they wiped your frigging memory.
<BigPigPeaches> Do they have some sort of universal BitchBot app that they keep putting in your lame ass? Bitch.
<BigPigPeaches> (while trying to unlock the landing platform door)
<BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Artoo, you can tell the computer to override the security system!
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Oh, thanks for reminding me, you pretentious fuckstick. Do you know what else I can do? I can FRIGGING FLY! George Lucas said so! But that didnt stop me from falling into an effing swamp on that Bagadouche planet. By the way, did you know that Darth Vader is Lukes father? Cause I DO!
<BigPigPeaches> Oh, look, I got fried by a goddamn computer terminal. Thanks, dickweed.
<BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Dont blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Youre supposed to know your droid ass from a hole in the ground, but you dont. Jesus, I should have left your sorry ass on that ship, you sphincter. Just wait till I get to use my little welding thingy on your droid scrote. I hate you and all these miserable bastards. Wheres my Oscar?
@Doraemon> Whore-ray!
<Char> so he got her mobile number form somewhere and phoned to apologise
Keucu: I had a complete nervous breakdown and tried to drive my car off an overpass today and I think I scared the fuck out of Julian.
Keucu: But I'm feeling better.
<iibbmm> I have no money, I have no skills. All of the hot hot elvin women are dancing with the big warrior guys. It's college all over again.
<Indiana> Ah, never mind, I'll ask my mom when she comes on. She knows everything about cooking and food.
<Meritt> That's the first time I've seen car keys go looking for their owner.
<ardnew> and they can breath underwater.
<ardnew> not to mention the tails they are born with...
<SysSpider> i thought it was a replacement penis
(Blaxthos) don't forget to flush.
<lapyap> so later in the night she come up to me and says dont you want to go down on me? so I say I;m jewish, I cant eat pig
<lapyap> she slapped me after that :p
sessorach: offering people sexual favors in exchange for something
sessorach: be like "Ill give you sexual favors for that whatever"
mathJunkie314: you know whats funny?
mathJunkie314: me reading that last sentence before the rest O_o
Nightcrawler3122: i mean, people are being held at gunpoint for their 360s
Ziddy5: of course
Nightcrawler3122: its so stupid
Nightcrawler3122: all the while, Bill Gates is laughing while playing his Xbox 720