#576041
(1554)<timmo> 20% of americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, 17% of the people who know that the earth revolves around the sun, believe it does so every 24hours <timmo> jesus <timmo> people are fucking morons <wind`> wait what <wind`> doesn't the earth revolve around the sun in 24 hours? <timmo> well i guess we found one of the 17% #576079
(380)<chris> ontario, canada is one of the only places in the world where you can marry a fag but you can't smoke one #576080
(437)<zerovampire> so I was reading bash.org, and there was this great quote, "A guy at work yesterday saw my stickers on my car, and asked me if Semper Fi was a form of martial arts." <ryo-ohki> heheh, what is it, an band or something? <zerovampire> O.o #576097
(78)jeudrietr: cuz i aint no hollaback girl dizzygurl_27: is a hollaback girl a slut? dizzygurl_27: lol dizzygurl_27: *thinks* jeudrietr: lol no jeudrietr: its a girl who yells back instead of just kicking someones ass jeudrietr: theres more to it, but the rest cant be translated into white terms jeudrietr: sorry #576099
(2051)Chronic Munchies: imagine if anne frank had a BLOG instead of a DIARY Chronic Munchies: currently listening to: nazis pounding on the door GenAmonX2K: Current Mood: concentrating #576101
(421)<Danny> Last night I was at my school at like 10pm <Danny> waiting for my mom to pick me up <Danny> and this minivan comes in the parking lot <Danny> and starts doing burnouts and 180's <Danny> it was the most pathetic thing <Brad> heh I bet you'd say the same thing about me in my Marquis <Danny> No, I don't think so. <Danny> This Minivan had a "Be careful, Honor student on board." bumper sticker on it... #576116
(1839)<Quast> bbg: homosexuality isn't a badge you get after you fuck a guy in the ass for the first time <Quast> or get it yourself <xooz98> which badge do you get again? <xooz98> the boy scouts system is so complicated #576126
(664)<pf_x> you might have been passed out <pf_x> but it's still love #576134
(48)<Frosty> So, howabout Recent Sports Event? An impressive display of physical acumen, no? <LOAF> OH NO EA OWNS SPORTS NOW <LOAF> Only an *EVIL* monopoly would buy a license for something! <Frosty> ONLY GOTHS PLAY EVIL MONOPOLY. <LOAF> I have dotcomopoly <Halman> Wow, are all the squares reposessed? <LOAF> Most of them no longer exist. <Halman> Hehehehehehehehe #576159
(398)(&Jet) That reminds me of another funny story (&Jet) Our senior prank last year: (&Jet) (the seniors have now graduated) (&Jet) their first attempt (&Jet) they put birdseed ALL over the ground (&Jet) like everywhere (&Jet) too bad for them it was windy (@Valkarious) LOL, think of all the birdshit (@Valkarious) awww (&Jet) and we have gardeners at our school (&Jet) no wait listen (@Valkarious) man, foiled (@Valkarious) kk (&Jet) the gardeners blew the birdseed (&Jet) INTO THE PARKING LOT (@Valkarious) LOL (@Valkarious) YES (@Valkarious) YESSS (&Jet) Yeah baby (@Valkarious) oh man (@Valkarious) that's classic (&Jet) so much bird shit on everyone's cars (&Jet) it was fantastical (Leprae) LOL #576189
(895)<sweet_monica12> any nice boys wanna chat? <TerrorByte> You know sweet_monica12, saying that on IRC is like walking into a whore house and saying 'Any nice girls want to fuck?' #576190
(462)Yodo: Foogoo, what makes you think what I say is any less of a surprise to me than you? #576202
(676)* Mapionetka then wonders what the hell he is going to do with his 32mb mem stick <ginji> stick it where the sun doesn't shine Mapionetka ? <Mapionetka> in my computer room? #576204
(35)babygirl1975150: im lost Liv: BE LSOT~!' blaxthos: seek jesus blaxthos: i hear he sells maps by the interstate blaxthos: he also does my yard on occasion #576262
(2112)McKhaos: this guy asks me McKhaos: how many people work in your company ? McKhaos: my answer McKhaos: about a third #576373
(46)<Baumann> all I know is that Pascal is really pretty <Dan> I think Pascal is a little chubby to be called pretty. <Baumann> <<insert your mom comment here>> <Dan> man, comparing my mom to pascal would be harsh <Baumann> on Pascal, I know <Baumann> you're mom's more like VB <Baumann> bloaty and only stupid people would touch it #577081
(907)<Twin`> magneto-optic media a laser heats up one side of the disc <Twin`> which induces a magnetic quality on the other side <Twin`> the magnetic head then write to the surface while it's heated <Twin`> as for playback, the laser bounces light off it's side, and thanks to the kerr effect, reads the information off that way <Fearless> Really. <Fearless> I just put the disc in <Fearless> and hit play <Fearless> that also works #577240
(2168)<spree> i wish i had a southern accent <shy> gday mate <videogameaholic> not that southern <shy> hola amigo <videogameaholic> getting closer <shy> howdy yall <videogameaholic> close enough #577451
(10357)<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING." <DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer <DmncAtrny> and run like hell #577458
(2931)<Knives> hey jiv <Knives> do you know the 4 types of female orgasms? * Jiv admits he does not <Knives> Well, the first, is the Religious orgasm <Knives> or the, Spiritual orgasm <Knives> it goes something like this <Knives> "Oh GOD! oh GOD! OH OH OH GOD!" <Knives> the 2nd, is the positive orgasm---" OH YES! OH YES! OH YES!" <Knives> to which comes the third, the negative orgasm... "OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!" <Knives> and then finally <Knives> the fake orgasm <Knives> "OH JIV! OH JIV! OH OH JIV!" <Hawk> lol <Jiv> ....bitch #577493
(208)<Ned> I should open up a resturant with the claim that it's jewish and kosher and all that <Ned> and put ham in everything <Ned> that'd be awesome <Ned> kind of like rape, but not really #577504
(2833)<davo0o> My girlfriend has been playing hard to get lately. <lex> Did you inflate her with helium this time? #577535
(698)<eXeLoR> My gf was all like, "you havn't made eye contact once this evening", she was hell pissed <sILLA> You should have told her that breasts don't have eyes #577670
(1193)pAtRiCkAaRoN06: DUDE..you know what we r gonna name our band? Jahwarrior06: what? pAtRiCkAaRoN06: "the big glove" Jahwarrior06: the big glove? wtf? pAtRiCkAaRoN06: yea...that way when we get done playing and the PA dude comes up there he can say "let's have a big hand for The Big Glove" #578064
(2047)<tdo> i was helping my tech teacher out a few days in july or so <tdo> and i got some calls <tdo> from potential customers <tdo> and one of them was this little boy who couldn't have been more than six or seven <tdo> and he was almost in TEARS <tdo> "everything i type is in caps what do i do my moms goinng to kill me"