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#376045 (132)

<[S]Supey|Llama> oogm! britney! toxic! my bro has the best songs!!!!1oneoneone(x, where y=2, and x=y/2)

#376558 (311)

<bean> i remember back when irc was different
<unseenn> it still is different

#376673 (1200)

<FLoYD> CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
<FLoYD> DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen........
<FLoYD> Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with
<FLoYD> your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafi. Then,
<FLoYD> mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad
<FLoYD> was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing
<FLoYD> that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload.
<FLoYD> Nine months later, the virus appeared!.
<FLoYD> CHILD: Huh?

#376790 (9772)

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

#377215 (368)

* Uman sets mode: +vvv Mode6Nine ostrich Raptor|Sleep
* Quits: ostrich (Quit: )
<Uman> So that's how to get rid of ostrich...
<[dZ]Thane> ..
* Uman sets mode: +v [dZ]Thane
* Uman crosses his fingers

#377280 (386)

<sheep--> you are in a race.. and you pass the person who is running second, what position are you now?
<exe|> Well... that depends... if you're the right side or not
<FuIru> pass as in overtake, or fall behind?
<sheep--> overtake
<FuIru> then 2nd
<sheep--> heh.. my dad caught be off guard and i said first
<sheep--> he laughed in my face
<FuIru> heh
<exe|> haha
<sheep--> he also said 'what kind of a programmer are you? hahaha'
<sheep--> :
<sheep--> i got pwned by my dad

#377380 (367)

<Timelord> I am heading down to Cingular to go punch a CSR in the face.
<Timelord> Later all.
<Tuan> haha
<TacoWork> chip a tooth for me.
<mattsteg_> if you don't get your monthly quota of punches in, they roll over to next month

#377551 (704)

<_tail> i stopped beleiving you a minute ago
<Idiot> i'm surprised you believed me at all
<_tail> you started tlaking a minute ago

#377554 (595)

<R3Co][L> i really need to reinstall PS
<R3Co][L> fuck knows where ive put my cd
* Ghozt is now known as fuck_knows
<fuck_knows> it's under the clothes on your floor.

#377606 (1815)

<Mild> a choose your own adventure hamlet would be nice too
<Mild> To be, turn to page 73.

#377729 (164)

*** 10 points awarded to queen_daisy33. 'carb': (1+1+1+2)x2.
jesus_onacracker: haha
queen_daisy33: woo 10 points
queen_daisy33: take that atkins

#377745 (-153)

<Moeancurly> i hate wireless internet
<Moeancurly> constant ping tim<eouts
Moeancurly> everytime i reach for my water i get disconnected
<BakerTime361> where'd Moeancurly go?

#377770 (903)

<PeterGriffin> He's always playing that awful FFXI game
<PeterGriffin> Maybe when Madden 05 is released and he'll play something else I'll go over regularly again, but I can't see myself hanging out if all I get to do is watch him kill crabs
<Jakeoff> do MMORPGS even qualify as games?
<PeterGriffin> No, they're more like a treadmills that makes you fatter

#377931 (4978)

Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee.
Miyomei2: And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing.
Miyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment.

#378029 (210)

* Shadowe`shopping has joined #gamesurge
<Shadowe`shopping> listen
<Shadowe`shopping> word of advice
<Shadowe`shopping> NEVER use an electric razor to shave your scrotum
<Shadowe`shopping> christ
<Br34ch> wtf?
<Br34ch> Why?
<Br34ch> Elaborate, please
<Shadowe`shopping> you have no idea how long it took me to get the bleeding to stop

#378041 (-97)

NARHDD:My dad once complimented a woman on having a "bun in the oven".
NARHDD:It turned out she wasn't pregnant.
NARHDD:Whoops.

#378393 (963)

<The_Slog> you know how a sink trap works?
<Einer> No.
<Einer> I'm a rocket scientist, not a plumber.

#378883 (1273)

<Underscore> /part and /quit are sitting on a boat, they weigh a total of 120kg, the moon is at waxing crescent and it is 12 degrees C outside. How much marzipan can a giraffe eat in 10 minutes?

#379015 (220)

SlythDra: Thou shalt not rewire the coffee maker to insult the parentage of anyone who uses it.

#381649 (706)

N47H4N:I just made an awsome discovery!!!!!!! When you mix Blue and Yellow you get a entirely new color! I will call it Blellow!

#381873 (716)

<Kane> I like to play poker with tarot cards...I get a full house and four people die

#382658 (1811)

Eberlin: Nothing accelerates windows like a good ol' fashioned 9.8m/s^2

#383093 (472)

<Sebastian> My computer is more than a little confused
<Sebastian> My DVD player thinks it's a zip drive . . .

#383342 (1401)

#384101 (196)

<linnie> Whats wrong Duncie?
<duncan> not much
<duncan> im reading is all
<linnie> Oh!!!! okay leave you to it!
<duncan> lol
<duncan> "I'm living in a country i hate with people i dont care about in a job im depressed about where the only thing that gives me pleasure is practising giving death to others in the most painful way possible"
<linnie> LMAO
<linnie> where is that from?
<linnie> I like that
<duncan> ...
<duncan> i just made that up
<duncan> its MY LIFE