<Twiztid> I came back with
<Twiztid> "If I'm gay then why do I think of you when I jerk it?"
<Twiztid> There was an akward silence...
<Linguica> whats wrong with that
<Twiztid> nothing
<Twiztid> except I was talking to my grandfather
<Twiztid> I came back with
<Twiztid> "If I'm gay then why do I think of you when I jerk it?"
<Twiztid> There was an akward silence...
<Linguica> whats wrong with that
<Twiztid> nothing
<Twiztid> except I was talking to my grandfather
<Margarita> if you shove it in your dick, sure, booze
Pikeman: Or hell.
*** Jam (Jam@217.137.88.9) has joined #ev3
Pikeman: Jam, wanna test my theory?
Jam: sure
forge: Heh.
Jam: do i have to get naked?
forge: In a way...
<grannyman> just slightly
<grannyman> not quite full-on
<grannyman> just slighty sub-par
<grannyman> but not yet sub-woofer.
<grannyman> or sub-sonic
<grannyman> just kinda like sub-way
<grannyman> you know, like eat fresh all day
<grannyman> BUUU dubba Duuuu dubba Duuu dubba deeeee
<grannyman> SHIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<grannyman> dude, I wish i could emulate instruments through IRC.
* grannyman was k-lined by Q (Jesus, I'm a bot, and I can't even take this shit.)
<debian_> What if people start to advertise and the forums get a flood of people like Ra... noobs.
<thomas> what if we became an elite group of forumers who took over the world by sticking together in a pack of small numbers, fighting the odds, and defeating cobra commander whenever possible?
<Zazu> wc
<Zazu> that link you posted
<Zazu> eww
<WC`> yeah it's bad
<Zazu> why do you look at things like that? why not normal stuff to jack off to, like shuri's links?
<WC`> because it's fun to 0wn you
<Zazu> but do you have ANY idea how hard it was to jerkoff to that?
<Fuxm> i wanna photoshop a picture of me to make it look like im having gay sex with matt
<rX> WTF why??
<Fuxm> ...and then put it where i keep my weed so if my parents ever find it they wont care about the weed.
<rX> LMAO
<rX> make two copies and put one in a rogers video case and return it to the one he works at
WarpdArchn: so they never have to meet the other people who believe the same things they do
WarpdArchn: and therefore never have to lose faith in humanity
<rens> that's a side effect of having a penis
<cow_crap> and there's a girl there that I'm quite taken aback by
<cow_crap> and she said "wow, you came early" and I said, without thinking, "that's what all the girls say"
<cow_crap> I am such a fucking idiot
<cow_crap> she laughed at me for like 15 mins
<DAMNIT> Today some 80 year old guy comes in with a giant syringe, asking if we had it.
<DAMNIT> The guy handed me it, I took it in my hand, and I looked in every part of the store possible cause I had no clue in hell what it was.
<DAMNIT> So, I go in back and ask the owner if we have it or can order it, still holding it in my hand.
<DAMNIT> The owner then bursts out laughing and point at me, so I go "What's so funny? The guy just wants to order it?"
<DAMNIT> So the owner goes "That's a enema syringe. It's probally been up his ass plenty of times by the color of it!"
<DAMNIT> I then procede to calmly walk back to the front, give the guy his anal sucker back, and the owner then deals with him about ordering it.
<DAMNIT> Meenwhile I put every soap we have on my hands and rub like hell for 20 minutes till my skin is completely raw.
<DAMNIT> And I'm the laughing stock of the store now, and 2 of my relatives work there, so soon my whole family will be laughing at me......
<timmo> i wish someone would ban you.
* Abracadav was kicked by knucklz (ask and ye shall receive)
* knucklz sets mode: +b *!*alk3@*.tpgi.com.au
<timmo> hey look at that wishes do come true
<timmo> and you dont even need cancer to make it happen
Nck Tracy: nice.
Nck Tracy: I made it to third, but there was no one else with me.
* Syko is now known as Syko-ShitnRun
<Syko-ShitnRun> oh shit
* Syko-ShitnRun is now known as Syko-HitnRun
<<Excel>> There was a chalk outline on the floor, like those crime scenes where someone's been murdered.
<<Excel>> And in the middle of it, someone had written 'PWNED!'
<Darric> And he's really bad, so every time after one bad putt after another, he's like "FUCK I MISSED THE FUCKING HOLE"
<[PervertedMonk]> k
<[PervertedMonk]> ...
<Darric> Next hole... swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED"
<Darric> And the priest becomes a little unnerved
<[PervertedMonk]> obviously
<Darric> So he says "You really shouldn't keep saying that, or the Lord may well strike you down"
<Darric> Next hole: Swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED!"
<Darric> And then there's a rumbling in the clouds, and a lightning bolt strikes the priest dead
<Darric> And a voice overhead... "FUCK I MISSED"
<Chafey> He's all like "I'll build a submarine out of this dried camel shit, damned french"
<Breadfan>My dad just walked away scratching his head
<Dreyer>ROFLMAO
<mCh> ls -l
<garg^work> bash: directory is empty
<Eddf> So you can have a pot garden in your back yard?
<Chee|s|e> No dude, so I can extend the one in the back to the front.
<frogslegs> yep
<Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> does it involve clowns and ninjas?
<devils_trombone> no.
<devils_trombone> Last wknd, me and sum mates were down at the pub, and we see this guy looking pretty pissed.
<devils_trombone> Anyway, we hadn't drunk much, so we decided to be good people and drive this guy home.
<Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> was he a clown/ninja?
<devils_trombone> So we helped him up, and he fell over. Then we tried dragging him out and he kept falling over.
<devils_trombone> So we drove him back to his place, and knocked on the door, and this woman answers (presumably his wife) and is all like: "Thanks boys, but where's his wheelchair?"
<Chris> yes tom i did
<tomato> Well Chris he just called, he's looking for you
(mistersandman) they require you to register it on the internet
(X_Stickman) well with your 100% perfectly legal copy i'm sure you have no objections
(mistersandman) oh of course not i just.. dont have an internet connection
DerBrystar522666: now that is a tough cookie
DaLady Firestorm: :-P
DerBrystar522666: First thought is Max Payne
DaLady Firestorm: lol
DerBrystar522666: second thought is Justin from Grandia. Or maybe Roman from Armed and Dangerous
DerBrystar522666: another thought is the Master Chief
DaLady Firestorm: so, I ask which video game character you'd have sex with, and all your choices are men... :-P
DerBrystar522666: oh... shit!
DerBrystar522666: I read that one completely wrong
<@Doody> Queen to knight four?