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(1494)<EggdropBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 24 by OllyPomm is: <EggdropBot> (Sport) What sport do the following terms belong to - "Toucher & Dead Length"? <liz> ouch, my boobs hurt <EggdropBot> {MoxQuizz} liz solved after 5 seconds and now has <5> points (+1) on rank 3. <EggdropBot> The answer was: Lawn or Indoor Bowls <Reuven> Say what? <liz> what? <Ken> whaaaat? <Ken> how...did...she...do...that? #374422
(139)tavilach: i could just block you now tavilach: and never tavilach: talk to u again tavilach: but no tavilach: i need help with samba CzarDerivative: you asshole #374451
(1132)<barnaby> TheMage: jess was hinting that i should ask her out :/ <TheMage> barnaby: ask ExZippo for advice. <ExZippo> barnaby: Punch her in the tit. <TheMage> barnaby: or not. #374464
(865)lonelychic0190: WHY DO BOYS LIKE RECIEIVING ORAL BUT THEY DONT LIKE GIVING GIRL ORAL Goat Desecration: BECAUSE WOMEN CAN'T TALK WITH A DICK IN THEIR MOUTH #374475
(1879)<@Kukuman> this fundrace.org site lists people near you who have made contributions to a presidential candidate <@Kukuman> looked up my zip code <@Kukuman> 4 people contributed to bush/republicans <@Kukuman> something like 35 people contributed to democrats <@Kukuman> oh and all 4 of the people who contributed to bush are retired! <@philc> you spelt retarded incorrectly #374531
(58)<coffee4me> Tazers are killing old people and crack heads <Joeytgstk> And/ <Joeytgstk> ? #374544
(187)<Vartia> by the way... reading the entire review for doom on pcgamer... I could not find why they really gave it 94% <eldeerk> you want to know why they gave it 94? they are all giddy school girls sat infront of the screen gooo "ooooh doom 3, think he'll ask us to the prom, he so dreamy" #374570
(664)<radar> been in the middle of a shag when the g/f's friend called... I just slowed down, and stated teasing her button... <Lashanna> lol <radar> meanwhile, my g/f was saying, "Hmmmm! yeeeessss...." and "Thaaat's goood" <Lashanna> lol <Lashanna> she didn't hang up? <radar> no... and it took about 10 minutes for her friend to work out what was goin no... and it took about 10 minutes for her friend to work out what was going on... then she kept listening <Lashanna> lol <Lashanna> so what was the friend doing? <radar> after a while, she was singing along <radar> closest I've got to a threesome #374577
(204)sugarat: how to tell if you're a nerd - subtract the number of boyfriends/girlfriends from the number of computers you've owned. if you're left with a positive number, you're a nerd. LordWork: lol ltcolumbo: I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek SPLURGE: whew SPLURGE: im not a nerd SPLURGE: you know SPLURGE: i really am a nerd SPLURGE: that test sucks SPLURGE: i wonder if hookers count ltcolumbo: can i just call you a "john"? SPLURGE: i suppose you could SPLURGE: but the girls i have sex with are too ugly to be paid for it #374691
(379)<ashp> cogito ergo sum <Phallus> libido ergo sum <Phallus> i'm horny therefore i am #374695
(96)<Yo-DUH_87> next gen is here, but it isn't mature enough for me yet <Yo-DUH_87> the pci express motherboards and etc <M[at]> heh, micheal jackson should use that excuse #374708
(527)<Tweeder> No, I love my Mac. It's aweseom! <Tweeder> It's everything I want in a computer <Tweeder> ...but I haven't been able to find any good IRC progs for OSX <quade> how the fuck are you on irc then? <Tweeder> I'm using my boyfriend's PC #374734
(329)<Kool-Afk> Man, I had the greatest day at work today <DigitalGnome> how so? <Kool-Afk> some guy offered me a joint to clean his gutters <Air|LordOfNUTs> wtf <DigitalGnome> sweet, i had a great day too. I offered some low life to clean my gutters for a joint #374746
(354)14:51 <@phoniq> so these guys have three kenyans, three indians and an egyptian 14:51 <@phoniq> and they're gonna behead one every 72 hours 14:52 <@phoniq> and their pictures are available 14:52 <@phoniq> so i think i'm gonna make a website where you can vote for which one should get it first 14:53 <@phoniq> see if it's possible to make the news 14:53 <@arp> damn 14:54 <@arp> Survivor: Iraq 14:54 <@phoniq> that's f***n' wrong, right? 14:54 < bean_tmt> ... can i laugh? 14:54 <@phoniq> i dunno 14:54 <@phoniq> i think a kind of shocked choke is the appropriate response #374762
(220)<Disco_Stu> The Iraq conflict is our business and we will straighten it out. <Disco_Stu> you have to sit there and take it. <Disco_Stu> if you want our help when we are good, then you have to take our shit when we aren't <marble> love the sinner, hate the sin <esch> You don't stop loving your wife because she gets fat, do you? <marble> esch: my husband stopped loving me when I got fat. people are rotten. what's your point? <esch> marble: That you were probably annoying. #374773
(475)<E-Claire> So how can I help? <Mochomi> I just wanna know how to get on well with my bf, y'know? <E-Claire> Ah. Well, I recommend you make him feel as good as he thinks he is...try laughing at his little jokes. <Mochomi> And if he doesnt tell funny jokes? <E-Claire> Laugh at his little penis. #374795
(329)<Xira> I seriously hope ATi catches up with nVidia <Xira> (read: OpenGL) <ByronT> I seriously hope my wife is in good mood tonight. <ByronT> (read: sex) #374797
(280)<+div0> hm... if an infinite number of monkeys typed like wild on typewriters... how many would be arrested for copyright violations? <@CCFreak2K> Exactly half of them. <@CCFreak2K> Even if that means half of a monkey is arrestred. <@CCFreak2K> So be it. <@CCFreak2K> This world's an asshole. #374798
(428)<Outsyder> they fell for the "look gulliable isn't in the dictionary!" <Outsyder> and they tried to find it <Outsyder> but they couldn't spell it #374822
(770)Becca: find a penny pick it up all day long you'll have good luck Matt: yeah... but Matt: if you throw the penny at someone Matt: it's funny #374848
(1139)<Torgina> so wtf is up with mirc saying I have 7days left? <Azathoth> It's the tape you watched. #374855
(344)[anigirl82] my friend found out he was allergic to latex the first time he had sex [Sil<3rium] o.o [anigirl82] it sucked because he had been with his girl for like 3 years..and they had been waiting [Sil<3rium] oh noo [Urbal T] that is...wrongery [Sil<3rium] yeeeeeeees [blue><3dge] talk about a night he'll never forget! hahahah! ... ha... ha... ow... [blue><3dge] that poor man's wang #374858
(181)<Irish_GothDragon> he just figured out spiders have no genitalia <Aryn> yes they do <Irish_GothDragon> no they dont <Aryn> yes they do <Irish_GothDragon> they have orafices for fluid transfer <Aryn> err, good to know <Irish_GothDragon> the female rubs her tail sac over the orafice to get the sperm.. no real sex occurs <GlassRain> wtf * GlassRain exits * Quits: GlassRain <Aryn> it sounds very dirty, that's how I know it's real sex <Irish_GothDragon> hey.. I'm a biology major <[PR]Swift|ZzZzZ> that mean your getting turned on? #374880
(305)(Deranged): Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had. (Deranged): It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me. (Deranged): And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language. #374930
(611)<Duo> i love it when youve been drinking for a while <Duo> and you think youre completely sober <Duo> but then you stand up and you're like, "oh there it is"