<FLoYD> DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen........
<FLoYD> Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with
<FLoYD> your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafi. Then,
<FLoYD> mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad
<FLoYD> was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing
<FLoYD> that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload.
<FLoYD> Nine months later, the virus appeared!.
<FLoYD> CHILD: Huh?