<Arkangel> It's just good karma, ya know?
* [TMBJ]SensoryOverlord makes no little league comments about getting a good grip on your lumber.
<[TMBJ]SensoryOverlord> 'cause that'd be wrong
<Arkangel> It's just good karma, ya know?
* [TMBJ]SensoryOverlord makes no little league comments about getting a good grip on your lumber.
<[TMBJ]SensoryOverlord> 'cause that'd be wrong
milkmanjb2000: and I said "I'm white because I have all dominant genes"
milkmanjb2000: and Matt said, "um, actually, black people have all dominant genes"
milkmanjb2000: looks like someone's genes haven't read world history
<Simich> and yes, hot in canada, and no, my igloo is not melting
<Simich> BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ONE
<Simich> BITCHES
<[Evil]Zen> O.o
<Rhodz> heh, we dont insult simich about being canadian so he insults himself then lashes out at us
<zetec> But I plan on finding out.
* zetec is away - midget porn.
<Evil Steve> I reckon thats false advertising
<Evil Steve> I should buy one then sue them when I loose
<AnonymousPosterChild> I can represent you in court
<AnonymousPosterChild> I got my law degree online
(+PJx5x) u fat piece of lard
(@OCNoy|At|Work) well you just have to think about it in terms you understand
(@OCNoy|At|Work) for example
(@OCNoy|At|Work) SIN pi
(@OCNoy|At|Work) is 0, because, if you sin (make love to) a pie, there's none left to eat
(@SmurfiCus) .....
(+PJx5x) riiight
(@SmurfiCus) good way of rember it...
(@SmurfiCus) whats COS PI?
(@SmurfiCus) :)
(@OCNoy|At|Work) -1
(@SmurfiCus) >:X
(@OCNoy|At|Work) it's twice a bad because your cousin had sex with the pie
<MXi>So one day, I made everyone dog food for dinner
<MXi>I swear you might as well have stapled a sign saying "Hypocrite" to their heads.
<Shempo> beheaded in Iraq*
<leg0man> how the hell does that have any relevance at all?
<Zaphod> how the fuck do you interview someone that was beheaded?
leading cause of pedophilia
<angie> i think perverts are the leading cause of pedophilia
<h4ck> homosexuality is the leading cause of caring, compassionate men
<sunrinse> sexy children are the leading cause of pedophilia
<senorperrito> she walked into my room and asked what i was doing and i told her i was burning CDs
<senorperrito> she was like do you want me to open a window so u have ventilation?
<RU5TY> I told him I just couldn't see my ass coming in today.
<hoyhoy> sure
<hoyhoy> it makes the channel amusing for the rest of us
<angeles> i'm pretty gullible
<hoyhoy> angeles: LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY , I AM MR. TIJANI YUSUFU CREDIT OFFFICER WITH THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC (UBA) BENIN BRANCH, I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION,WHICH INVOLVES TRANSFERING HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE
Zaheera:Go on.
PsychoJ:PSP is like a hot girl with full round C cup breasts.
PsychoJ:Is experienced and has alot to offer for relatively little effort.
Zaheera:And the DS?
PsychoJ:Her flat chested 12 year old sister with a unibrow.
<Terry> I guess we'll have to go to the backup system.
<Greg> Yes. Paper airplanes. With messages written on them.
<Greg> Like right now, I want to talk to Brian.
<Will> His door is closed. It won't work.
<Will> He's in 'Away' mode.
<dvdman> and i was drinking at like 10am
<dvdman> the bartender told me I know a place you can meet people like your self
<dvdman> I said where
<dvdman> he said at rehab
[Turtle] ctfmon.exe
[Turtle] no jamacians capturing any flags on my computer that i know of
EightyAngryApes : and suddenly this car pulls up and im like woah that looks like my dads car
EightyAngryApes : then out steps my dad, rap music blaring from his speakers and some lady in his passenger seat (not my mom or anyone I know)
EightyAngryApes : and he looks at me and hes like shouldnt u be in school? n im like shouldnt u be at work
EightyAngryApes : so hes like this meeting never took place and im like agreed.
EightyAngryApes : then he went in and walked out of the gas station carryin a box of condoms
WattoEXTAO : !!HAAHAHAHA!!!
ShortyMcStupid: and the comp froze
ShortyMcStupid: so i just got up and left
Meneeococoa: hm
ShortyMcStupid: and came back and put my brother's watch on top of the monitor
Meneeococoa: hahaha
Meneeococoa: thats funny....
ShortyMcStupid: and my parents kicked him out
<Beer^Me> i need to print stuff from phothsop and it has a lot of White
<Beer^Me> is their a way to NOT print the white?
<Beer^Me> caue the paper is white
<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
<liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit
<Last_of_the_Brunnen_G> "A letter bomb" exclaimed the injured despot. "But a letter bomb would have wounded your hands, not your mouth," replied one of his experienced men. Arafat replies, "I was sealing it."
<@Methical> They call it the Duron-Duron.
<crumpiano> i can play porn and broadcast the audio out over the frequency of the radio station hes listening to
<crumpiano> HAHAHAHA
<crumpiano> he cant tell me to turn it down when its HIS stereo
<MAME> you're an asshole