QDB — Quote #300381 (165)

#300381 (165)

<MXi>My family never let me feed the dog under the table
<MXi>So one day, I made everyone dog food for dinner
<MXi>I swear you might as well have stapled a sign saying "Hypocrite" to their heads.

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