#294105 (799)
<Otakutard> Dude... if you put the words "I want to have sex with you until the sun goes down." into a translator, and translate it into Dutch, then back to english
<Otakutard> it comes out
<Otakutard> I want slaughtered with you have to the sun decrease.
<Otakutard> Kinky dutchlanders
#294137 (392)
<Bubbaprog> sweet
<Bubbaprog> my posters came from the museum of modern art
<Bubbaprog> three huuuge art prints, magritte and miro, for 20 buckls shipped
<Bubbaprog> you should see the giant bazooka they came in
<Bubbaprog> it's like a tampon applicator for rosie o'donnell
#294158 (1262)
* kipton is listening to cute gay boy jacking of in his underwear :: 13s
<sprite>...
<kipton> the description is misleading
#294724 (385)
<Tigwa> how funny would it be if you got held-up by a tshirt ninja
<Tigwa> 'can you describe the man?' 'errr....well he looked like he had a ninja hood made from a tshirt, was very pale and thin, and kept yelling i will haxx0r j00'
#294744 (730)
<@Aeriana> University union elections next week, there's this candidate
<@Aeriana> Her poster is like...
<@Aeriana> It says "people + vision = change"
<@Aeriana> I'm thinking.....
<@Aeriana> It doesn't equals change, it will return a data type mismatch.
#294869 (530)
<Supamoochu> do you know durex have a guaruntee that their condoms will not get people preggers
<Supamoochu> i wonder how they refund
<Flamebird> with a free coathanger
#294908 (1529)
<Karnaugh> Nutmeg: are you still sexy?
<Nutmeg> no i lost photoshop
#294926 (486)
*** MindWreck (sifu98@ip3e835487.speed.planet.nl) has joined channel #asianpop
11:07 <MindWreck> !list
11:07 <poeham>  --- #asianpop :You're not channel operator
11:07 <poeham> :(
11:08 * poeham was ready to kick that time :(
11:08 <poeham> hey you
11:08 <poeham> LEAVE
*** MindWreck has left channel #asianpop
11:08 <poeham> $$
11:08 * poeham is just as effective from the sidelines
#294940 (2196)
amandahirst2007 : why is it that when you ship something by car it's called shipment and when it's shipped by boat it's called cargo
Vincent_Valentine9 : Cargo is simply a term to describe something held on a ship, plane, truck or train. It has nothing to do with what the cargo is actually used for. The "Shipment" is an item being moved, it got it's name because back in the day, before cars, ships and boats down rivers and oceans were the main form of travel.
Vincent_Valentine9 : When Planes, trains and automobiles began to be used, the term simply carried over.
amandahirst2007 : ur stupid. asl?
Vincent_Valentine9 : ..........
#294947 (1033)
Terron: I told him I was sick
Terron: He was all like.. bullshit you're not sick
reddkin26: So how'd you get off of work yesterday then?
Terron: I said, "I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you mother fucker?"
Terron: I got my final paycheck yesterday
#295020 (892)
<Dante> so this cinco de mayo bullshit right
<Dante> all the mexicans go cruising in their lowriders all decked out with beaner crap down a certain avenue here
<Brian> haha
<Brian> yeah
<Brian> that would be today
<Dante> so when we got off work, an associate and i
<Dante> we went and bought a big fucking french flag
<Dante> and berets
<Dante> and the french national anthem CD
<Dante> and draped the flag over his Charger
<Brian> HAHAHA
<Dante> and cruised with the mexicans wearing berets and blaring the french anthem
<Dante> we got so many bad looks
<Dante> and whenever we'd pull up at a stop light
<Dante> we'd starting talking about pastries and perfum in french accents to the car next to us
#295093 (723)
<SCVirus> John Stamos is getting divorced just as the Olsen twins turn 18.
<SCVirus> Coincidence?  I think not.  I think someone is going to be entering
<SCVirus> the backdoors of two little houses very soon.  Harder, Uncle Jesse!
<SCVirus> Harder!
<TucksMa> LOL
<kdub> haha
#295538 (714)
<snack`brb> You read about that guy on BBC that got 6 nails stuck in him?
<Crips> yea, mustve been a quake 1 addict suffering withdrawal...i bet he had like 1hp left
<Crips> if it was a super nailgun hed be dead
#295862 (1301)
<Anomaly> There's this one guy in my comp diag class who I've started holding up a folder or paper or something when I'm talking to him just to get him to look me in the eye
<Zero> boobs: a breasting and a curse
<Zero> WHOA
<Zero> a BLESSING and a curse
#295915 (737)
<Fiz> i'd rather type than talk to a fucking computer
<Fiz> i feel stupid talking to a computer
<Fiz> talking to the TV is okay, because it talks back
#295932 (378)
<Modok> going to England, Germany, Amsterdam, Italy, and then Netherlands
<Numbus> Amsterdam isn't a country it is the Capitol of the Netherlands...
<Modok> It is?
#295991 (1589)
<ednometry> what seperates man from the other animals
<fripple> the 401k
<lavalamp> a condom, hopefully
#295992 (231)
<@len> someone just asked me how to print half a page
<@len> "do you type in .5?"
#296099 (5)
Sonsquidku: You know how people always say "it could be worse"?
theonewhotells: yea
Sonsquidku: Could it get worse than the holocaust?
Sonsquidku: Was there a guy going "it could be worse" while they were being fed into the gas chambers?
#296129 (1269)
<Hagane> I can squeeze through 5 foot gaps in Crimson Skies.
<Michael> Trouble is you can't do that in real life...
<Hagane> Yeah, but it isn't that hard in the game... So it can't be that hard in real life...
<Michael> It's exactly that type of mentality that drives this country forward.
#296645 (2255)
* Mazca just had a singularly scary experience there...
<Ephialtes> what happened Max?
<Mazca> I was just feeling sorry for myself and pissed off about not having a girlfriend, and wondering what I should do to sort my life out...
<Mazca> then my iTunes, AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, started playing "Gay Bar".
#297120 (1822)
niteowl7710: When I went to the website to see what the current cover
niteowl7710: And I got a pop-up from Spice.net...offering me (and I quote)
niteowl7710: MONSTER TITS -- THE LARGEST BREASTS ALLOWED BY LAW
enigmamofm: Wow.
enigmamofm: wait
enigmamofm: "By law?"
niteowl7710: That sir, is what it said
enigmamofm: There's some sort of regulatory legislature on this issue?
niteowl7710: I'm not sure but I now have a new goal in life
niteowl7710: Figure out how to get a job in the Department of Health & Human Services (makes sense to me)
niteowl7710: In the "Breast Measurement Bureau"
niteowl7710: I'm sorry ma'am but those are just too large, I'm going to have to fine you
niteowl7710: Well yes Ms. I'm sure this does just seem like titty fucking, but I assure you is a valuable tool we use here at the B.M.B.
enigmamofm: You are a credit to you community sir.
#297858 (1901)
<%Makoto> How long can a CAT5 cable be, and still maintain a strong signal
<%Makoto> ?
* Makoto (WinNT@hidden-60382.we.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<@Col_Kiwi> a little shorter than that
#298011 (298)
<[Crunt]> dammit i thought the rocky horror picture show was on
<[Crunt]> but nooooooooooooooooo
<ha|cyon> it was just family home videos all along?
#298932 (-44)
<Jess> r u chatting to her?
<Orestes`> of course I am!
<Jess> u want to start a 3 way?
<Orestes`> kinky.
<Jess> hahahaha!!!!
<Jess> well...
<Orestes`> I'll probably never hear a girl say that again.
<Orestes`> I'm keeping that.
<Orestes`> and I'll add it to my "Thing's you'll never hear a girl say" archive
<Jess> don't u dare!!!!!