#46759 (218)
<Kash_> ouch! cheeze is hot when worn
#46760 (246)
<RamonG> where are hash tables stored when you create
<fuzion-work> plz refrain from using any sort of drug related words in here
#46763 (116)
<Lowbrow> She needs an ass fucking
<rooster> shes 60
<Lowbrow> oh.
<PamelaPeaks> ...
#46766 (131)
<Titan> Where is everyone?
<GOLDNFIRE> up fizis ass
<Alby> that is sad ;(
<GOLDNFIRE> ya
<GOLDNFIRE> from what they say his sister a small dog + 4 homeless people are there as well
#46767 (137)
<Slack> *sigh* yes sir. **kneels** ((lol))
<MaximumMango> > ((lol)) <--- doesn't that look kinky in an ascii sort of way?
<Dest> Yes.
<Dest> It looks like something I'd like to put my penis in.
#46771 (36)
<sean> That'd be cool megwen if you guys menstrated an actual period, or that Walmart smily face period guy that drops prices
#46773 (263)
<Kcom> Anyone know what's it called when someone drinks sperm?
<elSandros> Disgusting.
#46774 (42)
[StorDuff] wtf, he left. i cant even pick up people (gay or not) on irc :(
#46777 (644)
<@`2L> South Korea is to spend nearly twenty billion dollars to hook up every household in the country to broadband internet.
<@`2L> South Korea, where 60% of the country's 48 million citizens surf, is to ensure all homes can receive broadband connections by 2005, reports BBC.
<@`2L> The Korean Government is funding loans of 13.3 trillion won (around 20 billion Australian dollars) to the country's biggest telecom company, KT Corp, and ISPs to enable the massive infrastructure project.
<div> 20 billion on diablo. starcraft and pr0n
<div> best govt ever
#46779 (34)
TwilightKnight: omfg
TwilightKnight: i just lost 2 and a half hours of my life
TwilightKnight: to unreal tournament
DrSpaZZo: Really? I just fucking lost 4 hours of my life to fixing my laptop
DrSpaZZo: So shut the fuck up
#46783 (153)
Dr SpaZZo: Complain about something and I'll one up you.
TwilightKnight00: um i'm cold?
Dr SpaZZo: My laptop power cord is making sparks and at any moment it'll probably light my pants on fire.
TwilightKnight00: heheh thats kinda funny
Dr SpaZZo: I know...
TwilightKnight00: if it does happen
TwilightKnight00: grab your digicam
TwilightKnight00: i want video
#46784 (41)
Dr SpaZZo: I started getting down to it and then my room lit on fire.
TwilightKnight00: if your computer overheats and combusts and you run to another computer to tell people about it..... you might be a junkie
#46790 (697)
<Kio> Blizz.
<Kio> I submitted the Titanic quote to bash.
<blizz_away> Er.
<blizz_away> Kio.
<blizz_away> The titanic quote is from bash.
#46791 (29)
<Dark_T_Zeratul> My calculator slices, dices, and can scramble an egg within it's shell.  It also makes julian fries and gets AM radio stations.
<Lady_Vahn> I'll become rich after thinking of a way to steal stuff across the internet
<Lady_Vahn> I could like, sell it for a million dollars, keep the prototype
<Lady_Vahn> then steal it from the guy I sold it too
#46792 (190)
<Randt> if you go to jail, your best friend is the laxative... then when you're shitting all over the joint, noone is going to ass rape you
#46794 (305)
Dr SpaZZo: Simpsons isnt that good anymore
TwilightKnight00: its still good!
Dr SpaZZo: Its just a little sucky, its still good, its still good
#46795 (514)
<debutante> i use dragon naturally speaking
<debutante> I say enter and its done
<Rjx> I don't like those voice recognition programs
<Rjx> granted I haven't used one in about 3 years
<Rjx> but the last one I used I would speak a proper sentance
<debutante> well im lying anyway
<Rjx> and it'd come out with "alice alice alice melon grapefruit monkey"
#46796 (205)
<charka> that lady you yelled at
<charka> who started crying
<jesus> My retarded neighbor, what aboot her?
<charka> you should scare her with some fireworks :)
<jesus> That is only funny the first few times
#46799 (308)
<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl is making idiot to appear on QDB or is just bornt that way
<Livewireo> That made no sense whatsoever
<NekoGirl> ok, remaking
<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl in here is playing idiot to appear on QDB or is just they bornt that way
#46800 (13)
<R-e-s-t> i know about 3 quarters of the whole html
#46803 (238)
(sh) i leave for two minutes and you guys are estimating the ejaculatory capacity of young boy's digestive systems
#46804 (-96)
(flawed) personally i like to take a shit on one boys chest and jerk off while the other one spells out "i love you flawed" in shit
#46806 (239)
(@|TripleH|) would you let a guy blow you for $1 million ?
(EnronExec) 500 dollars
(EnronExec) you can blow me for 500 dollars
#46809 (15)
<Freed> jesus got his holy water all over my ass :(
#46810 (891)
<Freezer> crap whered i put my assignment paper for the access thing
--> twentydead has joined #linux
<twentydead> in ur butt
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<twentydead_serv> man who was that
<Freezer> i wonder