#46791 (29)

<Dark_T_Zeratul> My calculator slices, dices, and can scramble an egg within it's shell.  It also makes julian fries and gets AM radio stations.
<Lady_Vahn> I'll become rich after thinking of a way to steal stuff across the internet
<Lady_Vahn> I could like, sell it for a million dollars, keep the prototype
<Lady_Vahn> then steal it from the guy I sold it too