#46811 (195)
fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole...
fastfido2000: It's SCARY.
Kefka505: ....
Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over.
fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?"
Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;
#46813 (-266)
(code-game) black people like to dance
#46814 (-26)
<franx> im suing myself, for being so homo
#46820 (117)
* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time
<Arrow> FIRST TIME?!
<BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it.  But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B
<Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it
#46835 (305)
<krypt> note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight
<Bigbacon> did you?
<krypt> yeah
<krypt> i told her best friend last night
<Bigbacon> what was her responce?
<krypt> her best friend was like
<krypt> 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight enough'
<krypt> then i was like
<krypt> 'she has small boobs with big nipples too'
<krypt> and her friend was like
<krypt> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF
#46837 (24)
<Trousers> In the game of sex, nearly getting laid is no feat whatsoever.
<Sep|MIDIscroungingstillstick> almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades
#46839 (165)
<Trousers> Man.  Comments about sperm always quiet channels.  I still don't know why.
#46840 (408)
<The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some people in this room
<The-Fighter> *cough*
<BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D
#46844 (30)
> HyperShadowDC gets in barrel
(Scott)  A barrel of homosexuals? Where do I sign up?!
#46846 (20)
<Girl_Type_Zhanma> I LOVE irl... the internet can go suck cock in hell for all i care XP
#46850 (140)
<loucura> She just accused me of having an affair with my router.
<loucura> Route me baby Route me!  Oh!  Oh yah!  Oh!
<ivan> damnit my packets aren't going through
<loucura> ivan: That's because you're using the CONDOM flag
#46858 (595)
<CHAT Phut>  I'm a rebel.
<CHAT Phut>  Yesterday, I crossed the street and I only looked TO THE LEFT!
<CHAT Phut>  (you are supposed to look both ways)
#46860 (197)
Rabid Llama: heh, somebody should legally change their name to "8==D"
Rabid Llama: so they could just draw a penis instead of signing
#46862 (215)
<blu|tired> you tried to compartmentalise and detach yourself from your emotional response to the book and approach it abstractly, trying to purify the visual essence of your own thoughts and feelings.
<blu|tired> so you made a sqaure
<blu|tired> a purple square
#46867 (524)
<Freaky> y'know what i don't get...
<ButtMcFloyd> laid?
#46869 (277)
<+DrDiamond> I had a hot dog in Steamboat Springs Colorado at the Kum n' Go market
<+DrDiamond> no joke
<+DrDiamond> terrible name
<@kelea> least it wasn't in Climax, Colorado.
<+DrDiamond> I'll bet Climax has one
<+DrDiamond> it's a chain
<@kelea> lordy.  A chain of Kum 'n Go sounds like my date life.
#46891 (203)
(|Lenore|) why does windows even bother giving estimates? the times change by 5 minutes every thirty seconds...
#46899 (26)
(@flawed) it's not rape until you get picked out of the line up.
#46913 (662)
<CaptainCanada231> So wait, I should grow the goatse?
<CaptainCanada231> *goatee
#46925 (609)
<DieHard> I was lagging so bad it felt like i was shouting binary codes through a pay phone.
#46927 (390)
<niglet3> my "father" sent me a mail with an image (joke about florida's voting procedure, has a picture of some fisher-price toy) -- the source?  forum.incesttaboo.com ...
#46933 (179)
( cyc )  brb
<--  ( Quit )  cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) has quit. Reason: (Quit: [X]chat - Who gives a dayum!)
( Cybermutt4 )  oi
( Cybermutt4 )  that kid is annoying
-->  ( join )  cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) joined (#linux).
( Cybermutt4 )  welcome back
#46948 (601)
<Drull> OMG
<Drull> ARE ANY OF YOU WATCHING CNN???
<CowWEB> no whats going on?
<ego-man> ????
<ego-man> what channel is cnn?
<Drull> i dunno, nothing probably. was just wondering if anyone was watching cnn
<LadyNikki> lol
<ego-man> fucker, i turned on my tv for the first time in weeks. for nothin
#46953 (963)
<Sock_Monkee> woot, the hot checkout girl at the market was checking me out again today
<OceanWave_> of course she was checking you out, you were in the fucking supermarket line!
#46954 (1052)
<Usual> i'd convert to catholicism if i could have my book back
<Usual> oh here it is
<Usual> shit
<Usual> you think god saw that?