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#46961 (273)

<Trahen0ts> nobody loves me
<Trahen0ts> that's it
<Usiel> grow boobs. i'll love you
<Trahen0ts> *turn up polka*
<Trahen0ts> how do you know I don't have boobs?
<Usiel> your picture
<Trahen0ts> that could be somebody else
<Usiel> looks like you
<Trahen0ts> how do you know?
<Usiel> i saw you
<Trahen0ts> when?
<Usiel> couple years ago
<Trahen0ts> ..
<Trahen0ts> that coulda been somebody else.
<Usiel> kind of an elaborate hoax just to fool me
<Trahen0ts> well, I'm an elaborate guy
<Trahen0ts> I have boobs, trust me

#46962 (371)

<@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples?

#46981 (309)

<@neotek> i saw the best book title today
<@neotek> 'the complete idiots guide to religion'

#46986 (447)

<+jadedragon> so are any of you boys going to talk to me?
<@neotek> do you have nude pics?
<+jadedragon> nope
<@neotek> then probably not.

#47006 (98)

<Schoonzie> dude
<Schoonzie> 16
<ApoIIyon> but like. cmon.. SHE IS SIXTEEN
<Schoonzie> getting her kit off
<Schoonzie> unpopular?
<Schoonzie> i dont think so
<ApoIIyon> illegal?
<ApoIIyon> i think so

#47032 (208)

*** julia_roberts was kicked by neotek (banned: spamming)
<@neotek> who would have thought that a successful actress like julia roberts would stoop to spamming her "phat pic site"

#47044 (181)

<+PrincessKristen> --Thanks for the Voice, Magestryn-- Hêåvêñly åddoñ
<+neotek> --Thanks for the making IRC a gayer place to be, Hêåvêñly åddoñ--

#47059 (501)

<dysfunctional-24> only idiot use computers
<neotek> i hardly like to point out the obvious irony, but...

#47060 (429)

<@PhatBob> try smoking bud with pubic hairs in it, now that shit fucks you up
<@neotek> if you're smoking your pubic hairs, i'm PRETTY SURE you're already fucked up.

#47064 (288)

<Rudeboi> winme does something that no chick will over do... continously goes down on me...

#47068 (1451)

<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie.
<Wes> hahahah
<kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night
<Wes> Ah come on
<kolby> nah man, seriously
*** Jacob has joined #e/n
<kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot?

#47069 (112)

<milenko> september was much better for my downloads
<Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit
<milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa

#47083 (286)

<ZeBFFd00d> oh yea, just set up my sixth CPU running Folding@Home
<pl3x> you must be quite the ladies man

#47084 (632)

<Chris_Away> On a UK keyboard the dash, the space bar and the 5 are all on the same key.
<NapkinEater> YOU LIE!!!
<Chris_Away> You5can't prove-that.

#47103 (378)

<xjeff> ya'll want to see how fast I can type?
<Cereus> not really
<Cereus> i'd be more interested in seeing how correctly you can type
<xjeff> me dont know wat u tlkin bout
<xjeff> .........
<Cereus> I, don't, what, you, talking, about
<Cereus> congratulations. one word correct

#47106 (198)

<morgaSTFU> MBoffin: did you hear about the new IE hole?
<MBoffin> The one they posted the code for on BugTraq?
<Drg> i'm over the hype of the new ie hole heh.. had enough fun backdooring the girls on my msn list.. haahahahahaHAh
<morgaSTFU> eeew
<MBoffin> Drg, backdooring girls should be discussed in another channel, please

#47108 (694)

Jahidi:   like 10 minutes ago i was walking down the hall and it sounded like
that ugly freak of nature with the unibrow that lives next door was
fucking some other dude...freaked me out
bbyhewie: really?
Jahidi:   yeah...but it must have been something else...couldn't have been that
bbyhewie: how do you know, maybe he just happened to meet the most pathetic
inbred dumbass cock-starved crackhead loser of all time and they're
gonna live happily ever after.
Jahidi:   Nah, you wern't idle

#47116 (917)

<DruMorgan> Anyone remember Big Bird singing the song about the alphabet pronouncing it as one big word?
<DruMorgan> AbkaDefGiJekylmanopriqstuvixez
<MrSnazz> didn't that open up a gateway to hell or something?

#47118 (368)

#47127 (239)

<The_Dude> mac is god compared to microsoft
<The_Dude> and linux is the science that disproves god's existence

#47132 (439)

<mikebeauc> man, there's a hot chick in the Java Lab..
<flawed> mikebeauc: go ask her "miss, are you lost?"

#47134 (171)

<flawed> i wish they had Summary Software .. you paste in a huge chunk of text and it gives you the gist of it :)
<flawed> then you can use some Text to Speech software to read the summary out loud
<flawed> ah the Age of Laziness

#47145 (232)

<BloodFromStone> XP probably has a button that summons local monkeys to brutalize my isp.
<[Sl]Ashy> no, bfs
<[Sl]Ashy> I'm afraid that first the monkeys duct tape you to a chair and taunt you, then proceed to take off your clothing, take pictures for later blackmail, and -then- rip your ISP's server to shreds.
<BloodFromStone> o_o
<BloodFromStone> XP is dangerous.
<[Sl]Ashy> Yes.
<Iepetus> yeah
<[Sl]Ashy> Handle with care.
<Iepetus> monkeys seem cute and all
<Iepetus> but when that happens... it's no fun
<Iepetus> ...
<Iepetus> or so I hear

#47157 (119)

<Cowclops> wtf
<Weng> WTF
<NKD> WTF
<Weng> SOMEONE USES OS/2
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<Cowclops> [Austy VERSION reply]: Internet Adventurer for OS/2 PM (Registered) : Version 1.50 : Get it from http://www.inetadv.net
<NKD> HAHAHA
<Weng> I have OS/2
<NKD> I hope to god thats a fake version reply
<Weng> But I sure as fuck don't USE it
<Cowclops> I kinda hope that too
<NKD> I have OS/2
<NKD> Oh wait nm
<NKD> thats a PS/2 port

#47170 (259)

<TDS> THAT MAKE NO SENSE ANYWAY. IF 50 % OF AMERICANS ARE BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE, HOW CAN IT BE AVERAGE?
<SneakAtack> TDS is an idiot. half the people are below the average and half the people are above the average. that's why it's an average.
<Moik> >_< TDS makes the upper half possible.
<Bob_Dole> ROFL @ Moik
<SneakAtack> hehee
<SneakAtack> I feel almost bad. I should have waited for more people to reply and then agreed with TDS.
<TDS> that was a momentary lapse. my iq has been found to be 163.
<FFVI> You forgot a decmial point, TDS
<SneakAtack> TDS: 163 with a mean of 500?