#47176 (488)
<djdan> You are a really weird d00d.
<djdan> hm.
<djdan> d00d upside-down is p00p.
#47209 (386)
<Tirlas> I remember the dream vividly... I don't know how to express it :-(
<Schroe> My suggestion is to use words and phrases in English grammatical structure.
#47220 (906)
<Lacan7>Oh. My bad. I'm so used to speaking english here that I've become a tad rusty on my stupid.
#47226 (238)
<Moik> Jesus would drive a Jesus Bus from GTA.
<KatR> As God, I can say that Jesus would drive a BattleMech.
<Moik> Jesus would drive K@R's mom like a Shriner's Mini-Car.
<KatR> Moik, I have no mother. +Creator of all [including me]
<Moik> Sorry, that was a typo. It should say: "Jesus would drive K@R like a japanese schoolgirl on rollerskate heading to bukakke class."
<Moik> The keys are like, right next to each other.
<KatR> Of course they are. You're still wrong. K@R > Jesus.
<Moik> Doesn't mean you wouldn't like it.
<KatR> Moik: Methinks you're projecting again.
<Moik> In essence, yes, that's what a man must do when participating in bukakke.
<Dark Shadow> that's one of the best 'come'backs I've ever seen.
#47227 (491)
Sean: Yeah I thought of it while I was getting a snack.
Jay: Snacks, is there anything they can't do?
Sean: Umm... I was going to say provide sexual pleasure, but I've heard you can have sex with banana peels.
Jay: brb
#47228 (292)
*** Now talking in #math
<Jahidi> One time nnitro sent me a picture of himself wearing nothing but a calculator.
#47229 (275)
<Logic_BomB> supprise your friends: put a chip bag over your croch and cut out the bottom of the bag, undo zipper, take it from there
<Logic_BomB> or put mouse traps inside, whatever, just dont do both
#47234 (94)
* Genin grabs laz and sticks his thumb up his butthole
<laz> at least i cut my fingernails yesterday
#47235 (136)
<Kilcannon> stealing builds character
<Genin> i have soooo much character
#47236 (31)
* BriteNite evens out gwen's ass
<Gwenllian> thank you, dear
<Genin> BriteNite: with donor tissue?
#47237 (328)
<BriteNite> somebody kill me now
*  Genin hugs BN
<BriteNite> you bastard
#47238 (-35)
<Genin> i am immortalized by the velocity my ass burgers shoot from my anus.
#47243 (325)
<energizer> how should i tell her?
<flawed> just draw a little stick figure in photoshop then some barb wire then another stick figure on the other side of the wire, then put arrows pointing at each, one with "brian" and the other with "shannon"
<flawed> doesn't have to be barb wire either, it can be a dragon.. or a moat
#47259 (123)
<skaterboy> astro is ur video up already?
<astrOdz> http://www.skaterboy.is.gay.com:9512/~astrodz/vid/astrodz.avi
<skaterboy> i don't see no video
#47271 (152)
<debutante> thanks orion you fucking piece of cow shit
<orion> oo cow shit
<orion> ouchers
<orion> i used to step in cow patties as a child
<orion> bare foot
<orion> and let the shit ooze between my toes
<orion> it felt wild
<orion> my dad taught me that.
#47279 (690)
<UPC747> do you need bitches Max?
<Max> I have man bitches
<Max> er
<Max> MANY
<Max> man, what a fucking typo
<UPC747> ROFL
#47283 (215)
[coderage] assemblers think c is a pussy language because you use more then half the keyboard
#47297 (178)
<zero> apparently the ceo was talking to some manager in the hallway at work today about "change management"
<zero> except he kept on saying "management change"
<zero> i only wish they got photos of that poor managers face
#47307 (240)
<lech> porn and programming, what could be better
<antiuser> hmm, a real girl?
<lech> well that's the source
#47316 (286)
<ryda> <Skitzo> hold alt and press F+A+X for mirc fax mode
<ryda> lol im not that stupid
<milenko> nah
<milenko> you dont have to hold alt
<milenko> just press alt then type fax,  its for dccing files, not faxing
<ryda> pressing alt f a x quits mirc, you n00b
<milenko> no it dosent
<milenko> it brings up the dcc window
*** ryda has quit IRC
<milenko> whos the n00b now?
#47317 (293)
<D-BOY> how is it people can possibly find japanese people smart
<D-BOY> look at their food
<D-BOY> they can't figure out how to cook it
<D-BOY> look what they do with rice
<D-BOY> <Japanese Dude> Maybe if I roll it into a ball it will taste better!
<D-BOY> <Chinese or Mexican Guy> I'll lightly pan fry the rice and season it to perfection while adding in choice meats and vegetables to create a dish in itself
<D-BOY> <Japanese Guy> I can't figure out how to start a fire. I'll just eat my fish raw.
<D-BOY> <Chinese Guy> I'll marinate the fish in a 2:1 ratio of egg to cornstarch and fry it to add a thick breadding. Then coat it in a sauze of ginger, hot bean sazuce, and add vegetables
<MM> Maybe it's just age-old tradition...?
<D-BOY> More like age-old idiocy
<D-BOY> Idiocy is inherited from generation to generation
<D-BOY> Look at Israel and Palestine
#47325 (469)
(bi0_away) Universal Realm Enterprises, Inc. (PATHFUSION-DOM)
(bi0_away) PO Box 903
(bi0_away) Volcano
(bi0_away) HI,96785
(bi0_away) US
(bi0_away) HI
(bi0_away) lol
(bi0_away) a city called Hi
(bi0_away) "hi, welcome to hi"
(FenixTxD) Its hawaii
(FenixTxD) idiot.
#47326 (214)
<Ranzer> Mish``: btw what kinda connection you on? i dont wanna be laggin you too much ;]
<Torka> Mish`` is Mish_@andover.net * Mish
<Ranzer> and..?
<Ranzer> i dont even know what andover.net is
<paradon> Ranzer: andover.net is the "big evil corporate" that owns slashdot, sourceforge, newsforge, freshmeat, etc, iirc.
<Ranzer> paradon: ah, so it has more bandwidth than god?
<tristan_> pretty much :>
#47327 (681)
<Killrbyte> HAHAHA.  My Dad just told me that once when he was in school he took a blank tape, recorded someone screaming about 30 minutes into it, and put it in a tape player and pressed Play right before the end of class.  Then he left it there so during the next class, they suddenly hear a loud scream in the middle of class from this damn tape player.
#47328 (445)
<Corrupt_> brb i gotta stir the stew
<shaan> that so sounds like he is masturbating
<shaan> done "stirring the stew" there
<Corrupt_> all stirred up
<Corrupt_> i got some all over my face