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(658)(http://www.yodelbank.com is the worlds first cyberbank u can access using IRC bot commands) *** Now talking in #yodel <r0bb0r> right this is <r0bb0r> a stick up <yodel> hi r0bb0r <r0bb0r> gimme all ur money <r0bb0r> and no one gets hurt * r0bb0r waves gun at all <r0bb0r> come on then i am not joking <yodel> here take it! <yodel> DRAN_100.00_20031119_ShcjkX/CTzeExE0icgZColDatsQ_F+CldGJPOQO4VKMxSnPdH6SaER w <r0bb0r> thank u <r0bb0r> is this your first robbery? <yodel> yes <r0bb0r> excellent i can claim the first IRC robbery in history * r0bb0r runs off #47348
(91)* [A]LastOutlaw (_A_LastOut@142.161.86.255) has joined #script <[A]LastOutlaw> anyone know what this means "Break: command halted (line 1098, sonica.mrc)" <God> something or someone cancelled the script <[A]LastOutlaw> then how do get rid of it... <God> stop cancelling it <[A]LastOutlaw> k * [A]LastOutlaw (_A_LastOut@142.161.86.255) has left #script #47356
(1459)<BradJ*hnson> OMG, I lost my mouse! <Dilly4> Your cursor, or your entire mouse? <BradJ*hnson> Um, both. Isn't the cursor attached to the bottom of the mouse? <Dilly4> What? Do you run your mouse around on the screen? <BradJ*hnson> No, on the mouse pad...oh, I see. The cursor is the arrow, right? <Dilly4> New to computers, eh? <BradJ*hnson> You wouldn't believe it, but I'm actually really good with computers Dilly4 doesn't believe it. <BradJ*hnson> How did you do that? I got my mouse back! <Dilly4> it typed "/me doesn't believe it" <BradJ*hnson> "/me wants to make money with computers" Dilly4 suggests that the best way for you to make money is to sell yours. <BradJ*hnson> Fucker. GanGreen thinks he'll submit this lameness to Bash. Dilly4 nods in agreement. <BradJ*hnson> "/me wonders if this is working right on your end. What is Bash?" <Dilly4> GanG, make sure you blank out his name so his family (and future customers) don't see what a lamer he is. <GanGreen> NP. How about if I make it "BradJ*hnson"? Dilly4 laughs his head off. <BradJ*hnson> "/me goes "Just so long as no one recognizes it...I DO sounds kinda stupid. I'm smrat tho" Dilly4 can't control his fits of laughter <BradJ*hnson> smart. you all suck hard. #47381
(417)<The-Virus> any C programmer here :) <wf> yea i got a C in programming class <wf> that count? #47382
(168)<suebatwork> How about "want to come to my apt. to smoke a j?" think that will work for a pickup line <grivas> really good if your name is "j" #47390
(79)(Mobb-Deep) still using AO hell? (tori_anus) no, shabbo.. it's just one of those aol shell accounts so i can be ereet #47392
(155)<triky> my dad, to this day, says he was in vietnam. and i'm like... dude... that's clinton oklahoma you were in. you joined the airforce so you wouldn't get drafted into the army and die <triky> the old man then learned computer programming <triky> and wrote the very famous program that made kentucky fried chicken cash registers work #47403
(630)<Shivaway> sue me im bored shitless <mmx> eat a dick? :( <Shivaway> no thx <Shivaway> im on a no dick diet, i hear it goes straight to your ass #47420
(225)<Cheez> oh ffs. how many times. they should have SO given dos an LS command #47427
(1085)<wormy98> naw, its one of the new plasma screens <beretta> plasma? isnt that the stuff that the caves in alaska shoot out? <wormy98> no. that's lava, volcanoes, and hawaii. <EDMundane> beretta: is there any limit to your stupidity? #47430
(159)<Pigsbig78> my chat up line is "awk chmod grep" <Darkroot> Pigsbig78: mine is 'omg, you whore, someone chmod a+x your-vagina' <Darkroot> Pigsbig78: omg, you bitch! mv possessions outside; chown %n car; chmod 600 car; echo 'int main(void) { printf("x25sn", "haha, you bitch!!n"); }' > meep.c; gcc meep.c -o meep; ./meep #47457
(501)<@keoki> If he is, however, constantly harassing you, then report it to an IRCop. <Rogue> Report it to chanserv <@ChanServ> Report it to me? Bleh, I am just here to aid with channel help, and op you silly mortals. <Rogue> ChanServ doesn't normally talk back to me, he is like the god on IRC, i believe! <@ChanServ> And I said, let there be services! and it was so. #47462
(717)<DavidGilmour> Some people are like Slinkies... generally useless, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. #47464
(599)(MolsonCanadian) http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/geography.quiz/index.html (TheOneShamrock) 70 percent cannot find New Jersey, 49 percent cannot find New York, 11 percent cannot find the United States <--- THOSE are the scary ones! (anticimex) ROFL doesn't the US have schools? (anticimex) Only 71% can find the pacific ocean! (Moik) Lord save us if THAT'S the Protector of the Free World. (Moik) "Quick, they need our help guarding freedom in Malaysia!" (Moik) Later in Amsterdam... (Moik) "Malaysians sure smoke alot of hash!" #47472
(180)<ReAc> i never alternate between wanking and typing <ReAc> that's just unhygenic <ReAc> unless you're typing with one hand <Hecateh> im typing with the up strokes #47482
(149)166296586: Hello.. How are you? I hope great :-) Lockee: hello, how are you? i hope not another fucking spambot ..... (some time later) ..... Lockee: aww cmon, that all you got? Lockee: a single scripted annoying ass message? Lockee: wait, i know Lockee: damnit i'm stupid..... Lockee: i just advertised this number as being active Lockee: which means now your company can sell it to even LESS scrupulous companies Lockee: fuckmefuckmefuckme #47490
(160)<Dek> i have jackass downloaded <Killrbyte> Dek: I downloaded JackAss. It was actually Fight Club. Fucking morons. <Dek> i was trying to download porn and got jackass....go figure #47507
(607)<Wynn> ... I've been single for a long.. long.. long.. time now... <Wynn> and the ladies have been warned. <Gothmog> (as have the men, the livestock and any particularly animate parts of the vegetation) #47528
(223)<spiecq> mike my gf wanna visit canada can we stay at your place <Miscreant> yeah, your gf can stay at my place. <Miscreant> we can find a hotel for you spice #47530
(238)IVIasterFunk: biacksfourteen Biax14: iviasterflunk IVIasterFunk: funk* IVIasterFunk: bastard Biax14: D'oh Biax14: My mistake ; IVIasterFunk: my ass Biax14: is smeely IVIasterFunk: the l is nowhere near the l key IVIasterFunk: u* IVIasterFunk: fuck #47532
(295)<@kmad> //say $calc(Sersans IQ) <@Sersan_43> 0 <@Sersan_43> wtf #47540
(142)<@playstation201> check the device manager silly <[TSE]SPaZED> where's that at? <@playstation201> right click on My Computer, click properties, then click hardware, then click device manager ..... <[TSE]SPaZED> im still looking for my computer <@playstation201> ok, then press and hold the windows key, and press the pause break key <@PSX_Cheatster> Oooo... ain't that fancy <@playstation201> impress at my hotkey skillz PSX_Cheatster? :-p <@PSX_Cheatster> Not really playstation201, I don't need to memorize silly hotkeys like that cause I'm smart enough to find My Computer... #47541
(86)<somebodyelse> The original message was received at Wed, 20 Nov 2002 21:07:42 -0600 <somebodyelse> from miaqfl-as-2-ip-6.atlantic.net [209.208.60.37] <somebodyelse> ----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors ----- <somebodyelse> <email@domain.com> <somebodyelse> (reason: 550 5.7.1 <email@domain.com>... relay attempt failed) <somebodyelse> ----- Transcript of session follows ----- <somebodyelse> ... while talking to mail.seekeywest.com.: <somebodyelse> >>> RCPT To:<email@domain.com> <somebodyelse> <<< 550 5.7.1 <email@domain.com>... relay attempt failed <somebodyelse> 550 5.1.1 <email@domain.com>... User unknown <somebodyelse> why do i get that? <dnky> because, no one would bother to email "email@domain.com" #47542
(197)<dokutake> i never saw the appeal of buttsex anyway <dokutake> i mean, receiving, there's a cock up your ass, and if you're giving, you're getting poo on your wang #47557
(150)<demonrest> anyone know of a site that would be good to find out if there is a .net activation bypass? <Jaykul> demonrest? <Jaykul> you're not asking for warez HERE, are you? <Daemon> he already got the warez <Daemon> he needs the crack