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#46704 (288)

<Swedishfish> he encodes to .rm
<Swedishfish> he cant say shit about divx encoded eps being shitty
<neclimdul> that's not even encoding
<EddyB43> RM is destruction.
<EddyB43> I might as well fire up BMP and draw crappy pictures of a show while it airs.

#46708 (661)

<Spooky42> omg i just stabbed myself in the face with a corncob holder thing
<Funky_> hahahahahahah
<Funky_> is it bad?
<Spooky42> its bleeding a little..
<Funky_> :(
<Spooky42> i got butter on it too :(
<Funky_> ok...
<Funky_> so... WHY did you stab yourself in the face with a corncob holder thing?
<Spooky42> im not sure quite how it happened :(
<Funky_> wtf
<Funky_> you don't know how you stabbed yourself in the face?
<Spooky42> i was eating corn. and it slid out of the corncob and i went to slide it in real quick and it didnt line up with the previous holes and it slid off into my cheek
<Funky_> HAHAHAHAH
<Spooky42> it hurts!
<Funky_> sorry
<Funky_> It's just too funny
<Spooky42> i dropped my corn too!

#46711 (57)

<qrg> i dont want to commercialize my orgasms

#46712 (249)

<_molly_> i only shower when i A: smell, or B: fall into the mudd
<melf> Does B happen a lot ?

#46714 (213)

<Duker900> I wonder if quasar dreams in C++
<Duker900> quasar would like try to have a wet dream
<Duker900> and he'd get compile errors
<Duker900> "ERROR: func_erection is undefined"

#46716 (31)

<ateteen> somery: I'm a professional Common Lisp developer and faraday-cage technician.
<sklib> if you mention common lisp again
<sklib> I will fucking put a knife up your butt
<sklib> and carve myself a hamburger

#46717 (152)

<Molson> Yeah...Good idea
<Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell
<Molson> I see it now: Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a month
<Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are ingesting tape worm eggs.
<Jouka> Bwahahaha
<Cindy728> um.....ew....

#46720 (620)

<Buck> Light travels faster then sound, thats why people seem bright until you hear them...

#46721 (207)

<Baker> Can't sleep properly now... was bad rolling over and the missus wasn't there :(
<Vindictive> I wouldn't be able to sleep if someone WAS there to roll on :P
<Baker> Na - its an amazing feeling - rolling over half asleep and getting a cuddle...
<Vindictive> lol, don't know it :P
<Vindictive> Does a cat count?

#46723 (22)

(Torben): a friend of mine drank a glass of vomit for another small frat, although he could have said no to that
(Torben): he got 90 euros for it but i would still never do that
(Alomar): didnt he drink a glass of piss, threw that up and someone else drank that piss-vomit?
(Torben): err another friend drank the piss first
(bananana): what the fuck is wrong with people?
(Biggdogg): yea, id tell them to shove that up their frathappy asses, heh
(Torben): i'm now confusing things, the piss-drinker got the 90 euros, the other one got nothing
([TE]Plantman): lol
(Torben): but still
(Biggdogg): piss drinker. something to be proud of, heh
(Torben): :p
([TE]Plantman): which is worse? Doing something like that for free, or doing it for money? In one you're sort of a prostitute...in the other you're just stupid :p
(bananana): you can fuck a thousand men and noone will say a thing.. but drink piss once and you're branded as a piss-drinker for life

#46724 (-8)

[BD]NDI is away: Curling out nice long strands of Shite
nick: ([BD]NDI) is now known as ([BD]NDI|Shoite)
(Dunceor) spam

#46726 (97)

(sean) OMFG
(sean) dominos came
(sean) and when dominos comes
(sean) sean cums
(BigRo2k2) ok, and what?
(BigRo2k2) ok buddy
(BigRo2k2) you are a little too excited for shitty pizza man

#46730 (274)

<RndmLeon> Well as I'm on this network all the time I suppose I might as well camp here as well
* RndmLeon prods Asimov
<Ankheg> good kid. stand by for assimilation
*** Ankheg sets mode: +o RndmLeon
<Ankheg> assimilation complete
<RndmLeon> Argh, No ple.... Drone ready

#46731 (43)

<Hunam> waggy: damn, how old is she, 1?
<waggy> Hunam: no she is like 9 now. but i think she is haveing surgery to fix it soon

#46735 (232)

<soapZOMBIE> when you go to college, you'll be the "old guy" in class
<soapZOMBIE> everyone will say "what the hell is that old guy doing here at college?"
<demizius> better than the bald guy right?
<soapZOMBIE> i wear hats

#46736 (-36)

<soap> people with crooked pensis are innately gay because they fit in asses better

#46737 (131)

<Wynn> Hey, my face is my fortune.. and that's why I'm broke.

#46738 (176)

#46741 (83)

<stonr> woulda been fun
<stonr> if i wasn't getting raped constantly

#46744 (519)

<_Tenchi_> i also start feeling old when i see all these new fangled colors in
M&Ms and Lucky Charms
<Vulpyne> Didn't they only used to be like brown and yellow?
<_Tenchi_> yeah
<_Tenchi_> these days i cant tellw hether im eating M&Ms or skittles
<rs> tenchi: mix 'em together and you've got S&Ms

#46745 (333)

<Mojo> FF games never appealed to me
<Mojo> i feel unique and smart
<Mojo> and less nerdy
<Mojo> wait i never was nerdy
<Mojo> YEA
<Threeboy> hey, NEWS FLASH YOU'RE ON GODDAMN IRC!

#46748 (132)

<TonyD> wtf is wrong with ztnet?
<Pr3ttyF1y> tonyd: blame lev
<TonyD> i already did, it didn't help

#46750 (121)

<PureNRG> Is it ok if a parent forks a few children then dies, leaving the children to finish what they have to do then die themselves later ? or should the parent stay doing nothing and reap the kids ?
<boog2> It's tragic if children die before their parents.

#46754 (157)

* osmaker wonders if u have a broken software CD and email it back to the 'publisher', if they will replace it for free.
<Gnimsh> Publisher=MS?
<osmaker> sure
<osmaker> any publisher
<Gnimsh> How do you email them a cd?
<osmaker> dunno for sure

#46757 (156)