#36725 (380)
<Aidan> If you found out a commet was about to strike Earth and you had five minutes to live, what you would do?
<Alsander> You mean, who would I rape
#36731 (172)
<C4ndl3s> I'm Back
<DirtyMexican> oh god no!
<DirtyMexican> bye
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<BenZor> rofl
<BenZor> i needed to talk to him too, thanks C4ndl3s
#36732 (245)
<Blixt> a buddhists last life before nirvana is spent as a lesbian pornstar most of the time
#36734 (529)
<smileygirl> you say
<^haploid^> Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very close to composing complete sentences. I applaud you.
#36736 (119)
<kitteh> new vanilla cock
<kitteh> cock!@?!@
<`e|mmaS> BAHAHHA
<kitteh> COKE
#36737 (192)
<Althorrat> Sean and Dan provided communion wafers as refreshments. They got them surplus off eBay.
<Althorrat> mmm... surplus Christ.
<Asshead9000> heh. were they the good ones or the papery ones?
<Althorrat> to be honest, I didn't try them.
<Asshead9000> who won the debate?
<Althorrat> (considers saying, "Jesus always leaves a bad taste in my mouth", but doesn't)
#36743 (441)
<dr_dna> no, i love animals - ive been a vulcan for 12 years
<jdk> don't you mean a vegan?
<dr_dna> what, with these ears?
#36744 (162)
<Enfilade> Being gay would be kind of cool. Maybe then I wouldn't feel so guilty when looking at shemale porn
#36747 (934)
<stupidMM> heh i admitted that freely at the pub once
<stupidMM> this chick came up to me and was like
<stupidMM> "so what do you do for fun?"
<stupidMM> and i was like
<stupidMM> "sit in a dark room and chat on irc at 3 in the morning"
<stupidMM> she turned around and walked off
<stupidMM> and i was like . heh man i'm leet
#36754 (466)
<BenZor> www.clitical.com
<w|zzy> better not be prono
<BenZor> helpful.
<BenZor> nah
<BenZor> sex lesson site
<w|zzy> ok
<w|zzy> don;t need them
<BenZor> yes u do u fucking virgin
<w|zzy> I have 2 sisters man
#36760 (255)
<BenZor> ASIO hired my cat to spy on me, it goes in. it goes out now it sits here watching me, im sure they bugged it and they call it out every so often to change tapes :/
#36768 (275)
<D> I've been blowing my nose on the leg of my pants for the past few hours, and now my spoon just fell out of my bowl.
<D> It landed on a towel.
<Jens> ...
<D> I believe this to be God's way of saying "You fucking dumbass."
<ZMan> D. Never reproduce.
#36769 (57)
<UN-REAL> ihel leyha id use http mirc hahaha
<UN-REAL> like idd iwhe ni worked at the ama
<@EzyRider> we need an interpreter in here for UN-REAL..
<@EzyRider> fucked if i can follow half of what he says
<@[[x]]> LOL
<@Bloody_D_Death> LOL
#36771 (219)
<clay> ryan isnt here
<clay> im declaring marshall law
*** clay sets mode: -o clay
#36774 (102)
*** Rimbaud sets mode: +v HerrZombie
<HerrZombie> yep
<HerrZombie> ty Rim
<HerrZombie> I didn't even have to ask
<HerrZombie> you're on the ball today ;)
<Rimbaud> I'm good like that.  People want me to + them, I just go right ahead and do it.
<Rimbaud> A sort of + rape, if you will
#36775 (0)
<ThreeZee> woo
<ThreeZee> overcocked!
<ThreeZee> lol
<ThreeZee> CLOCk
<ThreeZee> my bad
<ThreeZee> hehe
#36780 (212)
·Serfer· Let's not fight. Let's hug. For forty minutes. Nude.
·pHluid· 10 more minutes till I start my lunch break. Go ahead and grease up.
·Serfer· Not enough time.
·pHluid· Must be a lot of you to grease.
#36782 (481)
<James> I had an idea the other day.. Set up a website for all the people around the world who work in any form of customer reaching job. Everyone pays a membership fee each month, and this money goes into a pot. Then when a tech support person has a customer who really doesn't get it, they can use the money in the pot to hire a hitman.. It all goes around, so people will never have to deal with completely retarded customers again.
#36784 (110)
<bleepstreet> i have 2 dvd drives showing up in my computer but i only have 1
<bleepstreet> how do i delete one of them?
<NE|Strand`WAGr> maybe it had babys?
<bleepstreet> then how do i abort teh baby?
<eyesore> coat hanger and draino
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<Rossell1> damn, not as good a netsplit as I had hoped, :(
#36787 (124)
<Entrope> !8ball would you please get your dick out of Rossell's ass?
<ChanServ> Entrope: No.
<Rossell> awww shit, he's gonna superglue it
<Rossell> Arg! Now we're gonna have to walk around like this
<DrMagus> lol
<Rossell> we're Siamese twins
<Rossell> ChanServ YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
#36791 (25)
<aidan> hmm
<aidan> does anyone know how to include html code inside a php script?
#36792 (263)
<UmbraSG> Second, you are jealous of my 2" penis?
<Ibuki> wtf
<Ibuki> 2 inches is not a penis
<Ibuki> it's a large clit
#36797 (144)
<psyk0mantis> ick . . . gotta reload windows ME on a comp i'm fixing
<psyk0mantis> i'd rather jump into a bowl of tacks from a diving board
#36799 (427)
<AlephZaku> Eh, is Quake 3 any good
<Kurushimi> yes.
<Kurushimi> i play with myself
<Kurushimi> HEY WTF I NEVER SAID THAT