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(810)<Kaz|Work> holy fucking shit <Kaz|Work> im out of a job <Kaz|Work> the place blew up <@Zoot> better change your nick then. #36675
(1258)<synthie> one of my cats was licking her butt like cats do... <synthie> farted in her own face and fell off the bed <Sheri> thats why i hate animals <synthie> knocked herself out #36676
(336)<atomicbanana> Realtor came today. <martha> did you get any on you? <atomicbanana> no. I had a cumbrella #36677
(415)<+Onima> ioops <@kal-el> iOops? <@kal-el> heh <+Onima> oops <@kal-el> thats the new mac error system :P <+Onima> lol #36682
(348)« INH- » hey! « INH- » you know what i hate? « INH- » when people pussy out of arguments by using "its my opinion" « INH- » if its your opinion, shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself, bitch! « INH- » ... « INH- » ritalin soon. #36684
(230)<[Banned-H]G-Daddy>no, see, do a threesome 2guys/1girl... so you have the bigger dick (gotta take a chance) and she'll ignore him.. so you can do his boyfriend with him watching :) <Claus> woah there G! <Isajeep> rofl <Claus> "so you can do his boyfriend with him watching" <Isajeep> I don't call him Gay-Daddy for nothing <[Banned-H]G-Daddy> er.. her her her <[Banned-H]G-Daddy> jesus... what am I thinking #36685
(270)<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile <kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean? <martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet #36688
(839)<Gus_Hobbleton> ok, there's a class full of retard kids... <Gus_Hobbleton> and for some reason or another, they're learning about beds <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes up to one kid, points at a bed, and says "what kind of bed is that?" <Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "qyeen sized bed!" <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!" <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, says "what kind of bed is that?" <Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "its a king sized bed!" <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!!" <Spork> ... <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, and points at one of those beds... <Gus_Hobbleton> you know, the kind with one on top of the other... <Gus_Hobbleton> umm.... <Spork> bunk beds? <Gus_Hobbleton> GOOD LITTLE RETARD!!! #36690
(508)<blie> i need a new girlfriend <blie> mine sucks <kelseyB> yours sucks? <kelseyB> ill take her #36695
(325)<pip> what does the +iz mean by my name? <MrFalcon> it means you can /disco <-- pip has quit (Quit: Disconnecting) #36699
(847)<CptPlanet> wtf? i can't find any lobster fetish sites out there. <CptPlanet> and you call yourself an internet. #36700
(126)<Christy> People who talk in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch. <FL3A|afk> people who shampoo crotches outta shave #36702
(744)<copernicu> what are bad noises for hard drives to make? * copernicu has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) #36704
(540)<Moonpie> Dude <Moonpie> Don't ever put deodorant on your crotch and try to lick it off. <Moose[DWI]> ... <Moose[DWI]> OK THEN #36707
(107)*** Aplo (bos21@ppp212-134.access.bryansk.ru) has joined #c++ <Aplo> !list <Hexley> Aplo: Please type "no warez here toidinamai" (without quotes). <Aplo> no warez here toidinamai <Hexley> Aplo: Thanks for Playing. Now read what you said (last word reversed)... ;) <IRoC> lol <TelimTor> lol *** Aplo (bos21@ppp212-134.access.bryansk.ru) has left #c++ #36711
(35)<Chucklez> we use to stick icecream down our pants =P course it was melted by the time you got outside and far enough away so they didnt see you eating it :/ <moo_nv> ewww <Asmodeus-AFK> I didn't want to know that <moo_nv> yeah :( #36712
(84)*** Soze-AWAY is now known as Soze * Soze is back -( Doin' stuff. )- gone 2 hr 46 min 26 s <Al_Koholic> Jesus <Al_Koholic> that was a long masturbation session <Soze> It's fucking raw... luckily, the blood can be used as lube. #36713
(68)<nice_sheep_molester> the united negro college fund: helping youth avoid being on a fox tv show on saturday nights for 25 years #36714
(335)<krazegurl> fuck <krazegurl> i smell like cock <krazegurl> i didnt wash my face well enough or it went up my nose #36718
(41)* ChanServ sets mode: +v Desi_pants <+Desi_pants> what? <+Desi_pants> WHY DID I GET +VD? I DIDNT SIGN IN! <*megan_nosebleed> you should do that <+Desi_pants> oh! megan's here! haha hi megan. <*megan_nosebleed> you got it from me #36719
(230)* Topic is '<Tackmer> this is the dirty bisexuals zone' <JonnYNug> Dirty Bixexuals Zone <JonnYNug> Whoa i'm out'a here,, tnx for putting that in the topic,, * JonnYNug (Jackllee@adsl-216-103-212-28.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) has left #DBZ #36720
(28)<AimBot|Sleep> guys this is insane <AimBot|Sleep> i have spent 14 hours on one drawing <rambo> what is it a drawing of? <AimBot|Sleep> a hallway <AimBot|Sleep> booooooooooooring <AimBot|Sleep> 14 mouther fucking hours <rambo> why does it take you 14 hours to draw a drawing of a hallway? <Captain_Ron> thats more time than ive spent drawing my entire life #36721
(330)<skyy> how often does the average 20 year old think of suicide? <Kueller> every 6.7 hours? <[H]Scope-Laptop> everytime he gets killed by a camper #36722
(179)<NickBlasta> i just pwned a fly with a quarter <rzrshrp> real blastas use their hands <NickBlasta> i have evolved to use tools of pwnage <rzrshrp> ...a quarter <rzrshrp> it's a fucking quarter <NickBlasta> deadly in the right hands <rzrshrp> lol, fool #36723
(421)<carrot_> blast <S|eeper> blast??? <carrot_> tis my non swear word swear word <Audio> Mine is blowfish <S|eeper> mine is fuck <S|eeper> oh wait