#36673 (810)
<Kaz|Work> holy fucking shit
<Kaz|Work> im out of a job
<Kaz|Work> the place blew up
<@Zoot> better change your nick then.
#36675 (1258)
<synthie> one of my cats was licking her butt like cats do...
<synthie> farted in her own face and fell off the bed
<Sheri> thats why i hate animals
<synthie> knocked herself out
#36676 (336)
<atomicbanana> Realtor came today.
<martha> did you get any on you?
<atomicbanana> no. I had a cumbrella
#36677 (415)
<+Onima> ioops
<@kal-el> iOops?
<@kal-el> heh
<+Onima> oops
<@kal-el> thats the new mac error system :P
<+Onima> lol
#36682 (348)
« INH- » hey!
« INH- » you know what i hate?
« INH- » when people pussy out of arguments by using "its my opinion"
« INH- » if its your opinion, shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself, bitch!
« INH- » ...
« INH- » ritalin soon.
#36684 (230)
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy>no, see, do a threesome 2guys/1girl... so you have the bigger dick (gotta take a chance) and she'll ignore him.. so you can do his boyfriend with him watching :)
<Claus> woah there G!
<Isajeep> rofl
<Claus> "so you can do his boyfriend with him watching"
<Isajeep> I don't call him Gay-Daddy for nothing
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> er.. her her her
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> jesus... what am I thinking
#36685 (270)
<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile
<kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean?
<martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet
#36688 (839)
<Gus_Hobbleton> ok, there's a class full of retard kids...
<Gus_Hobbleton> and for some reason or another, they're learning about beds
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes up to one kid, points at a bed, and says "what kind of bed is that?"
<Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "qyeen sized bed!"
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!"
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, says "what kind of bed is that?"
<Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "its a king sized bed!"
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!!"
<Spork> ...
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, and points at one of those beds...
<Gus_Hobbleton> you know, the kind with one on top of the other...
<Gus_Hobbleton> umm....
<Spork> bunk beds?
<Gus_Hobbleton> GOOD LITTLE RETARD!!!
#36690 (508)
<blie> i need a new girlfriend
<blie> mine sucks
<kelseyB> yours sucks?
<kelseyB> ill take her
#36695 (325)
<pip> what does the +iz mean by my name?
<MrFalcon> it means you can /disco
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#36699 (847)
<CptPlanet> wtf? i can't find any lobster fetish sites out there.
<CptPlanet> and you call yourself an internet.
#36700 (126)
<Christy> People who talk in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch.
<FL3A|afk> people who shampoo crotches outta shave
#36702 (744)
<copernicu> what are bad noises for hard drives to make?
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#36704 (540)
<Moonpie> Dude
<Moonpie> Don't ever put deodorant on your crotch and try to lick it off.
<Moose[DWI]> ...
<Moose[DWI]> OK THEN
#36707 (107)
*** Aplo (bos21@ppp212-134.access.bryansk.ru) has joined #c++
<Aplo> !list
<Hexley> Aplo: Please type "no warez here toidinamai" (without quotes).
<Aplo> no warez here toidinamai
<Hexley> Aplo: Thanks for Playing. Now read what you said (last word reversed)... ;)
<IRoC> lol
<TelimTor> lol
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#36711 (35)
<Chucklez> we use to stick icecream down our pants =P course it was melted by the time you got outside and far enough away so they didnt see you eating it :/
<moo_nv> ewww
<Asmodeus-AFK> I didn't want to know that
<moo_nv> yeah :(
#36712 (84)
*** Soze-AWAY is now known as Soze
* Soze is back -( Doin' stuff. )- gone 2 hr 46 min 26 s
<Al_Koholic> Jesus
<Al_Koholic> that was a long masturbation session
<Soze> It's fucking raw... luckily, the blood can be used as lube.
#36713 (68)
<nice_sheep_molester> the united negro college fund: helping youth avoid being on a fox tv show on saturday nights for 25 years
#36714 (335)
<krazegurl> fuck
<krazegurl> i smell like cock
<krazegurl> i didnt wash my face well enough or it went up my nose
#36718 (41)
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Desi_pants
<+Desi_pants> what?
<+Desi_pants> WHY DID I GET +VD? I DIDNT SIGN IN!
<*megan_nosebleed> you should do that
<+Desi_pants> oh! megan's here! haha hi megan.
<*megan_nosebleed> you got it from me
#36719 (230)
* Topic is '<Tackmer> this is the dirty bisexuals zone'
<JonnYNug> Dirty Bixexuals Zone
<JonnYNug> Whoa i'm out'a here,, tnx for putting that in the topic,,
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#36720 (28)
<AimBot|Sleep> guys this is insane
<AimBot|Sleep> i have spent 14 hours on one drawing
<rambo> what is it a drawing of?
<AimBot|Sleep> a hallway
<AimBot|Sleep> booooooooooooring
<AimBot|Sleep> 14 mouther fucking hours
<rambo> why does it take you 14 hours to draw a drawing of a hallway?
<Captain_Ron> thats more time than ive spent drawing my entire life
#36721 (330)
<skyy> how often does the average 20 year old think of suicide?
<Kueller> every 6.7 hours?
<[H]Scope-Laptop> everytime he gets killed by a camper
#36722 (179)
<NickBlasta> i just pwned a fly with a quarter
<rzrshrp> real blastas use their hands
<NickBlasta> i have evolved to use tools of pwnage
<rzrshrp> ...a quarter
<rzrshrp> it's a fucking quarter
<NickBlasta> deadly in the right hands
<rzrshrp> lol, fool
#36723 (421)
<carrot_> blast
<S|eeper> blast???
<carrot_> tis my non swear word swear word
<Audio> Mine is blowfish
<S|eeper> mine is fuck
<S|eeper> oh wait