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#36608 (168)

<NapkinEater> I hate when I forget what I was going to do in the time it takes me to move my mouse and click on the IE button.
<Soundwave> same
<NapkinEater> if I was home, I'd just settle for google'ing "<ACTRESS NAME> nude"
<NapkinEater> work sucks

#36611 (557)

<dolbe> blll you really are such a loser
<blll> dolbe, that's like a quadrapelegic telling me I walk funny

#36613 (323)

<Ishtardances> See why dont guys have to prove they are "male" on the internet?
<Slapahoewitapaperbag> because guys dominate the chatrooms
<Ishtardances> oh....I just figured they would be intimidated by my large cock.
<slapahoewitapaperbag>...you are that same girl I just cybered with right?

#36615 (264)

#36619 (225)

<daenonon^II> lol
<daenonon^II> i got pr0n downloading on limewire when this pop up ad comes up
<daenonon^II> about some kind of pyramid scam
<daenonon^II> and somehow the search results window of limewire didn't get covered by the testimonials of the pop up
<daenonon^II> "as a single mom, i like how hardcore fucking gets xtreme!!"

#36621 (35)

<m2-Cruiser> i gotta big fat dick for your mother fuckin mouth
<asmodius> :x
<m2-Cruiser> :o
<asmodius> :x
<moof> like this one? www.tnww.net/it/dick.jpg
<m2-Cruiser> not a valid url
<asmodius> omg you clicked on it
<moof> wtf you sick fuck.. you wanna see dick?
<asmodius> feg
<asmodius> :(

#36622 (-67)

<+timmo> i uploaded 146mb yesterday
<+RushMore> i have downloaded 1,174.19mb in 1day 4hours
<+Kuro_> that's 1.68kbps, timmo
<+Kuro_> for 24 hours
<+Kuro_> not too fast, but persistent like a nigger trying to get out of a well

#36623 (536)

<jessepence> :-d
<jessepence> look I can lick my nose

#36627 (374)

<+RushMore> got shouted at today... too hairy
<@chikster> no beards at school?
<+RushMore> no beards
<@chikster> gayness to the extreme
<+RushMore> This is a catholic grammar school
<+RushMore> run by nuns
<+RushMore> arent allowed long hair either
<@chikster> a catholic school what the fuck? jesus had a beard why cant you
<@chikster> he had long hair too
<@chikster> thats stupid as hell if jesus can you can i say

#36628 (13)

<[C-22]Octal> one word duck tape!
<[C-22]Octal> well 2

#36633 (298)

<@PrincessEvil2> <high school student> omg cleavage! i have never seen that before! usually the porn on my computer has chicks completely naked
<@Vekt0r-X> guess what i got in my hand right now?
<@PrincessEvil2> dont ask that right after i mention porn

#36635 (65)

<Inferi0r> sean, hrm, i cant buy "getting laid" on ebay
<Sean> "your search for 'getting laid' returned 0 results, please check later

#36636 (163)

<Casper> Thursday I think I may steal the camaro and go get my haircut.
<Phucker> Is it a mullet?
<Casper> My brother's camaro is awesome.
<Phucker> For a second there I thought 'camaro' said 'mullet'
<Phucker> I don't think the two terms can be seperated

#36640 (339)

<iggz[work]> Indeed.
<iggz[work]> mav you might like this
<iggz[work]> http://sexyclube.uol.com.br/premium/galeria/edicao260/modelo01_foto01.jpg?modelo01_foto22.jpg
<iggz[work]> http://asia.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/09/20/offbeat.sharks.virginbirth.reut/
<iggz[work]> no
<iggz[work]> fuck
<iggz[work]> not that
<iggz[work]> the second one
<iggz[work]> anyone who says anything dies

#36641 (313)

<MacGunner> were learning about the holocust for the 100th time, so my history teacher, takes us all and makes us stand in the corner to make it feel like a train car
<MacGunner> ANND
<MacGunner> since its suppose to smell bad he got some pizza spices from his kitchen and made us smell them
<Arkangel> that's ok in my computer graphics design class the teacher was teaching us about how to use symbol brushes so he got all the hot chicks in class to take off their clothes and kneel by the wall then he jacked off on them. man I tell you... it was pretty gay.
<MacGunner>...

#36643 (178)

[18:17] * +SoberGuy smacks dalnet
[18:17] <+SoberGuy> stay together u humpty dumpty of networks

#36645 (543)

<jay\> the cock from burger king tastes better, dunno why tho :|
<jay\> coke
<jay\> ffs

#36646 (589)

<punchcard> you know you're a geek when you read the headline "Bush won't order ports reopened" and think they are talking about a firewall
<punchcard> "By order of the President of the United States of America, -A input -p boats -l -j reject."

#36648 (419)

·cronO· !8ball why is darklyte gay?
·Darklyte· cronO, You answer can only be found within yourself.
·cronO· aw
iggz haha
iggz fag!

#36658 (758)

<ParadoX> lol my friend just said he stole a bong from this guys house, but from how he described it, it's a penis pump
<ParadoX> he said he put his mouth to it, and it smelled funny
<ParadoX> HAHAHA
<Phucker> Owned.

#36661 (231)

<Dulan> And if anyone here doesn't know what bukkake is....ask Unifex to explain it. :P
<unifex> It's a kind of pastry, obviously.
<unifex> From Sweden.
<unifex> Not alot of people like that pastry though.
<unifex> People get so messy when eating it, too.

#36664 (204)

* Topic is 'Download help NOT available here.'
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<eats> i need to get a trial version of maya 3d software. were in this program can i go to look this up?
<@corm> www.download.com
<eats> not that comon
<@corm> oh
<@corm> you mean on mirc
<eats> yes sir/mame
<@corm> push Ctrl and F4 at the same time, it opens the file search dialog
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<@corm> snicker

#36669 (629)

<HoaX> did you get your ticket?
<FLB> No :(
<FLB> My dad got home to late.
<FLB> I will get it tommorow *he* says
<HoaX> mmhmmm
<FLB> He's kinda unreliable.
<FLB> Been smoking pot so long.
<HoaX> like your soldier in bed?
<FLB> Pardon me?
<FLB> Did you just comment on my sexual performance?
<HoaX> no... never
<HoaX> i wasnt so asleep during that camping trip
<FLB> That's what I thought.
<FLB> I jizzed in your water bottle.
<HoaX> it happens
<FLB> Yeah.
<FLB> Sorry about that.
<HoaX> no hard feelings
<FLB> It was there, and I didn't want to disrupt nature with my man seed.
<HoaX> but... why was it green and orange?
<FLB> I have issues.
<Peloquin> hahaha
<FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts.
* Peloquin changes topic to 'http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty2.htm | <FLB> I have issues. <FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts.'
<FLB> Would you jizz in her face? Would you jizz on her lace? Would you jizz here or there, would you jizz anywhere? Would you jizz FLB, would you jizz, jizz on me?
<Syfoon> You both need to see a doctor... a head doctor
<Peloquin> haha
* Peloquin makes it clear that he had no part in the conversation

#36670 (130)

Dribblee: how many coursees yo udoing?
Dominion: 5 or 6...I forget
Dominion: 2+1+1+1+1

#36672 (986)

<Ramza> well how come it's down for me?
<Ramza> and don't say because of windows
<Cyan683> Does it give an error, or does it say "Unknown Host"?
<Ramza> yes
<Cyan683> .....
<Cyan683> YES IS NOT AN ANSWER TO "A OR B?"
* Cyan683 sets mode: +i
* Ramza was kicked by Cyan683 (Wham! -- Kibou to Hikari no script)
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<Ramza> no?