#36530 (40)
<The-Dude> I heard it involves placing a toilet paper tube up there and letting a hampster crawl in....then pull out the tube, leaving the hampster in there......
<Kanush> that is disgusting.......yet intriguining "
#36536 (27)
<fadingboy> hmm, it just happened to come on the radio here that actress Cameron Diaz just gave up pork, having heard that a pig has the mental capacity of a three year old kid
<BlinkingBear[dishes]> cameron diaz has the mental capacity of a three year old
<flawd_> are you saying she's a pig BB?
#36538 (154)
<fizzie> like there was this one day I took three grams of sugar and few litres of coke and some assorted lego mindstorm bits and made sense out of them
<DiamonDie> fizzie: i read "and i snorted lego mindstorm bits"
#36541 (46)
<DiamonDie> dutch people can't be named ben.
<bool> DiamonDie, why not?
<DiamonDie> because they can't!
<bool> they did!
<bool> even a mobile phone company is called Ben
<DiamonDie> so you're a mobile phone, too?
<DiamonDie> it would be quite odd to be a mobile phone. you'd get fingered all the time.
#36543 (354)
<Thermo-nC-> Why do newbies use X in thier names ?
<-=X=-> I'm nota n00b you fucking mofo fucker!
<Thermo-nC-> I rest my case ;E
#36545 (732)
* Upth tries to figure out why his dog smells like fish.
<Charion> do you have a teenage sister?
<Upth> nope
<Charion> ok no idea then
#36549 (700)
<@Porn-Star> do u reckon really geeky Klingons learn english?
#36551 (102)
<deathz0r> i was setting up opengl drivers
<deathz0r> and it took me 2 days to get them working
<QuiKsiLvA> kool
<QuiKsiLvA> what does it do?
<deathz0r> ...
<QuiKsiLvA> is that were ppl d/l stuff of u or what
<QuiKsiLvA> tell me!
#36554 (22)
<smarti> hi
<smarti> im 18m from sydney
<smarti> australia
<smarti> any one to chat
<smarti> msg me
<Beerman> as opposed to sydney new zealand
#36557 (223)
<ljlane> I need to do a non-greedy scan on a few gigs of data for a pattern containing hex and some text. Ideas?
<RichiH> ljlane: suicide?
#36560 (555)
<Toad> I remember my brother's 21st. It was in a university hall and all I remember was eating a lot of asparagus.
<Toad> And speeches about people with briefcases.
<Chris_A> Toad, I think that was possibly a board meeting.
<Toad> It might've been!
<Chris_A> Did you come out with a slice of cake, or documents detailing the fiscal productivity of the 1998 year-end?
<Toad> This joke is now stale.
<NapkinEater> like the cake
<Chris_A> Like the c-- bugger.
<NuttO> Was the cake stale-- FUCK.
<Chris_A> There are no original quips left in this universe, we must recolonise immediately.
#36563 (157)
<RichiH> warthawg: define "date"
<RichiH> relatives dount count, btw
<warthawg> hmmm define a date
<warthawg> "a social event with a member of the attractive gender"  no close relatives accepted, however second cousins approved after dna sampling
<RichiH> heh
<RichiH> warthawg: so.. what gender IS attractive?
#36567 (1370)
*** KronicD (KronicD@vw-2677.bigpond.com) Quit (Exit: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother john. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's john.)
#36570 (19)
<KaMiKrAe-Z> hahah you zoomed in on a babies nads
#36576 (64)
<x-spirit> in an hour or so I am going offline for the evening
<T_B2k> k :(
<x-spirit> why that sad mouth mate ! =)
<T_B2k> because he's just had surgical facelifts & it's not currently physically possible for him to smile :( (That was a smile)
#36578 (479)
<bb> Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
#36582 (30)
<NuttO> I feel bad whenever I run a search on my nick.
<NuttO> The fact that I feel bad that I'm not on a database of IRC quotes makes me feel worse.
<NuttO> It's a downward spiral.
#36584 (42)
<RexExitium> "I miss you, Luke."
<RexExitium> "I miss you too, Amidala."
<Tenek> luke?
<LordChaos-AFK> lol
<Relnereth> Luke and amidala?
<RexExitium> "I love you very much, Amidala. I cannot live without you. Not one second. Not one second."
<Tenek> Anakin, Rex.
<Sir_silver> HOO HA
<Relnereth> incest!!
<RexExitium> "I feel the same way about you, Anakin."
<RexExitium> haha oops.
#36587 (163)
[@agg]: fs
[@agg]: i was trying to turn on my stereo
[@agg]: for about 5 mins
[@agg]: with my tv remote
#36588 (340)
<Boogaleeboo> You can't rape inanimate objects
<Boogaleeboo> like I can't go "I'm fucking rapping this water bottle!"
<Boogaleeboo> Or "Mmmmm, you fucking bitch you don't want my cock, do you sports radio?"
<Boogaleeboo> Doesn't work
#36589 (690)
<monoxyde`> damn, irc is full of idiots
<toothpik> whos irc?
#36591 (27)
<CrdStang> the only good thing the french ever did was two chicks at one time
<pagan> true dat CrdStang
#36594 (94)
(TheOne) I wanna help at #nohacks
(@Matt) take the test, answer one question and you can get in
(@Matt) echo the time in red
(TheOne) .//echo -a $chr(3) $+ 4 $time
(TheOne) omg, so hard, i had to look at the help files </sarc>
(@Matt) its wrong
(TheOne) i think you will find its right
(@Matt) NO .. I R LEET SCRIPTER NOOB .. I WOULD KNOW
(@Matt) -noob
#36599 (245)
<Abbadaba> Client just came and filled out our forms before her appointment.
<Abbadaba> Was looking them over to make sure she filled in everything properly.
<Abbadaba> Reason for visit: "I think I'm going nuts."
<Abbadaba> Occupation: "Postal Service."
#36602 (169)
<Lilmuckers> ever had a wank in school where it hits the blackboard?
<ibor132> i hate those