#36802 (979)
<_Superfro> how long does a blister take to heal?
<minime--> super its in your best interest that you stop masturbating
<Willacuz> you know you masterbate too much , when u see a towel and u get horny
<minime--> you know you masturbate too much when the air coming out of the a/c vent gives you a hardon
<Willacuz> i dont get that one?
<minime--> neither do I?
<_Superfro> you know you masturbate too much when you are afraid to use a dirty sock
<aNuBiS-> you know you masturbate too much when all you guys wanna talk about is how you know when you masturbate too much
<Willacuz> aNuBiS- u know you masterbate too much when you masterbate to us talking about when all you guys wanna talk about is how you know when you masturbate too much
<aNuBiS-> Willacuz: dont make me take that one a step further...
<aNuBiS-> ...cause that would require thinking, and Im too busy masturbating
#36803 (203)
<cwd> god damn i just farted HARD on my chair and it felt good
<HardCore> did it lift u off?
<cwd> yeah good thing i was wearing my seatbelt
#36805 (206)
<rancid> if i made my drive NTFS and it is going slow, does my computer just need to get use to it?
#36810 (188)
<lice> i swear
<lice> i hate ppl that promise work done without asking me first
<Killeroy> that's called "managing"
#36814 (335)
<sheik> your mom
<striderj> what
<sheik> yeah thats why i sucked your moms dick last night
<striderj> what, hahahahahahah
<sheik> wait no thats not what i meant
<striderj> sure
#36816 (362)
<Anubis> i hate ppl that use my name and dont even know who or what anubis is
<nyLar> I bet you don't even know.
<Anubis> ya i do
<nyLar> Who is he then?
*** Anubis has quit IRC
#36827 (19)
<Noztop> eastern european on women accents are better
<Noztop> plus they'd probably fuck you for a can of coke
#36828 (649)
<FunG¦away> and i dont dress quite like the other boys
<Logic_BomB> "what are you wearing?" "a kilt" "no man thats a skirt.." "its a kilt im telling you..." "uhhh its pink, has flowers and shoulder straps" "its a prety kilt"
#36829 (290)
<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper
#36833 (149)
<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave
<MidoriKid> Nope.  I have a four year contract.
<Oolong> you should get dishonorably discharged.
<Oolong> that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave
<Oolong> it's a win-win situation
#36834 (-1)
<ChuffyCow> "welcome to the vancouver snow boarding championships. thousands of dollars are up for grabs"
<ChuffyCow> WHO CARES, IT'S CANUCK MONEY
#36837 (40)
<Pi> I'm being a dick.  It's the only thing I can do well.
#36842 (326)
<MSminion> /msg $*.net a/s/l
<MSminion> Let's see how many death threats I can get.
#36848 (60)
<BTZ> I learned that you shouldn't drink and drive because you might spill your drink.
#36849 (215)
<BTZ|EatingShit> Don't take my name literally.
#36857 (50)
<Ryudo> java, the slower of the bunch
<Ryudo> aol, the ones tossed down the stairs when they were 3
<Ryudo> and java aol'ers...the bane of society
#36861 (-2)
<BTZ> WHO THE FUCK REGISTERED MY NAME ON DALnet?!?!?
#36868 (173)
<Khrath> the thing i miss most about dating
<Khrath> was convincing those kids i was a teachers aid and they they were on a field trip
#36871 (266)
<neored13> It's weird. I can masturbate all day with little to no ill effects, but I swing an axe for a few minutes and my hands ache.
#36872 (486)
<Nall> I watch porn, and what do I hear? Porn stars. I don't want to hear "OH, GOD, FUCK ME, YES, FUCK ME RIGHT THERE, YES, RIGHT THERE, GJ".
<Nall> No.
<Nall> I want to hear some pre-pubescent sounding ultra-sonic screeching. I want it to sound like a 12 year old girl being attacked by a rhino's horn.
<Nall> Thus, I turn to hentai.
#36875 (264)
<Hiro> I go to get a nectarine to eat
<Hiro> I discover all twelve have melted and merged together into a large fluffy animal
<Hiro> It tried to eat me! <=O
#36882 (1054)
<Tovart|Away> Pino, i'm wondering
<Tovart|Away> You're from Japan, right?
<pino> ‚g‚‰?I
<Tovart|Away> I'll take that as a yes.
#36887 (329)
<lavhoes> fuck, i hate it when i need something from my mom and she's having sex.
#36888 (100)
<Chubbzilla> naw, i've kinda got past the porn faze now
<Ody> ...
<Ody> I never thought I'd see those words in YOUR chat window O_O
#36894 (206)
<Bloodnose> THESE ANIMAL DILDOS ARE RIDICULOUS.  MY CAT NEVER PLAYS WITH THE TOYS I BOUGHT FOR HIM ALREADY, LIKE HE'D USE THESE.