#36895 (180)
<Nev> I heard a shit is like 1/10 an orgasm
<Valvados> So theoretically
<Valvados> If I wank
<Valvados> I won't have to shit for two weeks
#36900 (275)
* Lucca|DigitalMayhem used to use AOL a lot
* Lucca|DigitalMayhem thought it was cool
* Aezia used to shit in his pants. we all grow out of it someday.
#36902 (545)
<Mandingo> Fucking toilet will NOT stop running!
<Mandingo> Stupid toilet.  I give it SO MUCH, and this is how it repays me.
#36903 (490)
<Fentom> i hate ICQ
<Fentom> every few seconds it's a Telytubby "oh-oh" and some message saying "Hi, I'm Katie, and just got my webcam up and I'm a horny virgin. Sometimes I just love to play with my pussy and did I say that I have a pet horse in my room?"
<Chubbzilla> give me their icq numbers plz
#36905 (511)
* peer stares at CCOutlaw[fagitz]
*** Quits: CCOutlaw[fagitz] (outlawtorn@FFChat-24919.ipt.aol.com) (Connection reset by peer)
<peer> :D
#36909 (183)
* Drago needs a fake ID :/
<Drago> I'm sick of being turned away from bars and shit.
<Fentom> -{Drago}- if you can look like a 50 year old obese caribbean woman, I have just the thing for you
#36911 (779)
<UPC747> Og may I PM you?
<Ogredude> yah
<^^DeAmOn^> Og, may I smack you?
<Pi> Og, may I DoS you?
<Wulfsbane> Og, may I annoy you?
<Schlock> Og, may I eat you?
<Simon_Jester> Og, may I violate your dog?
<Vorn> Og, may I... aw, jeez, I'm not following that.
#36914 (225)
<@Juste> noooo
<@Juste> shut down pc box was checked
Juste «yamikun@evrtwa1-ar14-4-42-127-087.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net» has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#36920 (374)
<isocat> isceald.  have you ever wondered whether there are other worlds superimposed on your own?
<isceald> i'm not sure what you mean, iso.
<ovalteen> he's asking you if you watch star trek.
#36921 (469)
Finque: i always tell a girl when i cum
Finque: one time i didn't
Finque: let's just say she bites
Finque: she had specifically told me she wasn't going to take it in her mouth
Finque: i was like "yeah right bitch"
Finque: so i cum, she chokes, swallows, smile at me
Finque: and bites
tom: wtf
Finque: so i said sorry and that i'd make it up through cunnilingus
Finque: i got her good and horney
Finque: and bit her clit like it was a hot dog
#36923 (83)
<SadisticEuphoria> im texan i don't have to be gramticly correct =D
#36929 (290)
<foop> CUZ IN THE GHETTO THEY CANT BE AFFORDING 128
<incognegro> "i'm so ghetto, my mp3s aren't recorded above 64kbps"
#36936 (307)
<virika> i need a back massage
* virika wonders if her vibrator is strong enough to give a decent back rub in place of a REAL back massager
<Chaensaw> haha
<Chaensaw> dora's the only woman on earth to use a DILDO as a BACK MASSAGER
<virika> i broke my back massager ):
#36946 (64)
<foop> THE FUCKING US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME
<foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR FUCKIGN DERELICT OPERATION
<Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi"
#36954 (348)
<Dark_Pen> you guys are sick
<Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has ever done incest
<Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite
<[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is?
<Dark_Pen> .....
<Dark_Pen> crap
#36958 (55)
TheMrF6: I knew her in 8th grade, and she was a fucking hot slut back then too
#36959 (1272)
<@qurve> * qurve stabs Yawatog in the eye
<Yawatog> .(
#36963 (251)
* Arielana flashes Anvile
<Anvile> omg i saw e-breasts
#36964 (49)
<sena> baby
ð sena hugtackles arkenstone
<sena> arkenstone: i miss you :(
<arkenstone> ello ness
<sena> and dave's going home
<arkenstone> Pfft
<arkenstone> i haven't been gone long
<sena> and i have no one here
<sena> and i'm horney
ð sena grins
ð arkenstone is away -( busy for a sec )- at 02:59p -( P:On / L:On )-
-:- arkenstone is now known as ark|away
<golgy> lol :)
#36966 (185)
(@David_Mitchell) Have a good day, Mist
(@_Mist_|School) you and your oxymorons
(@David_Mitchell) "good" and "day"?
#36975 (256)
<InstrucT> i need to upgrade the memory to 1 gig, considering just plugging in the dimm i mean seriously why do i need to shut down
<Path> instruct: you have won the "stupidest person ive ever seen on irc" award for 2002.
<Path> congratulations
#36984 (46)
<Version> I have done absolutely nothing to him in any way, shape, or form.
<Spike> That's why we have the ignore command
<Version> Im not gonna hide away from someone when they are no where near  me.
<MeePLe> Get a live journal or something...
<Ver2> Why, so I can act like a manic depressed child like everyone else?
<MeePLe> yes.
#36985 (242)
*** Mixico (~majin_Dus@217.17.239.10) has joined #slipknot
<Mixico>  I`m Using  Tri Script
<kiwiman>  I Don't  Care
<Mixico> @@
<Mixico> I CARE
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<kiwiman> Three times the power!
<kiwiman> And fuck.
#36994 (109)
<MidWay> Sounds like me writing a page that had the WinXP logout exploit..
<MidWay> Friend set it to his desktop before I'd added it (It did actually have content)
<MidWay> So the next time he logged in and it updated, boom, it logged him out.
<MidWay> Problem was, he only had the one account on the machine :P
#36996 (125)
<pc> eating + mircing
<pc> screams "i'm a fat loser"
<lfadk> but we all knew that