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#37005 (523)

<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam?
<daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :)
<daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;)
<daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times
<daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere!
<daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??

#37011 (312)

<Tellah> Ok who is the lamer who thinketh they can be more 1337 then I and hack my com?? Cause your IP 244.688.994 has been caught and you are now SHIATED..Don't be shy..If you pm me I will not retaliate..I may even give you pointers..

#37013 (142)

<alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware"
<alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the funniest moment of the
year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on October 7
<alseen> um, two different studies

#37017 (396)

<burrito> lol ya
<burrito> who the hell is burrito?
<burrito> oh shit
<burrito> nm
<veet|z0r> LOL
<BBQ_69> fool
<veet|z0r> You suck :D

#37025 (1091)

* Inferno has joined #Depressed
<Inferno> fuck i hate thos faggots, all walkin down the street together
<Inferno> and holdin hands an shit
<Inferno> its fucken sick
<Inferno> fuck what i wouldnt give for some head right now
<Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :)
<nerfBoy> is she hot?
<Inferno> he and yeah he is alright
<Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic
<Inferno> whats that?
<Iverson> you hate gays..
<Inferno> yeah i do..
<Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head..
<Inferno> yeah and? fags only do anal..
<Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole.

#37028 (544)

<goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage...
<goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans.
<goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money.
<goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex.
<goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet.

#37029 (32)

<Anapaest> raping a brain-eating zombie..
<Anapaest> yummie
<Insp-Kamiz-> ahaha
<Insp-Kamiz-> they have lots of holes in them :D
<Insp-Kamiz-> like.. gangbang from 20different angels
<Insp-Kamiz-> CRAP, bad typo... angles

#37035 (149)

* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face
* Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM
<stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face

#37038 (261)

<hodb> .
<Hydr> ..
<hodb> ...
<Riku> ....
<Hydr> ...
<Riku> ..
<Hydr> .
<Riku> IRC is art.

#37045 (28)

<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case
<PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing
<PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode
<PuffinFreshWog> and a penis
<PuffinFreshWog> oops
<PuffinFreshWog> ummm
<PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!!
<PuffinFreshWog> type /clear

#37046 (308)

<Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux
<D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too
<D-BOY> fucking it never worked out to well. Those hole in the middle of a cd just aren't big enough...
<CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D
<D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small
<D-BOY> flesh stretches
<D-BOY> plastic doesn't
<CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING

#37052 (10)

<class> i dont like standing for long periods of time either
<class> its exhausting

#37053 (333)

<RedHart> apparently an african-american waitress went ballistic when overhearing some people who just competed at a local dogshow proclaim "That black bitch was the ugliest I've seen all day" (referring of course to a cocker spaniel female who beat their dog that day)

#37057 (111)

#37059 (45)

<loke> damn it youre right
<uXs> off course i am
<loke> no you're belgian

#37062 (243)

<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3
<DrPoole> never upgrade
<DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001
<DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button

#37065 (69)

<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz
<Zug> I'm cute and single.
<Veronika9> Zug: go to hell
<Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for me!
<Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it.
<Zug> how's that.

#37067 (430)

<dave> i hit my dick on the sink the other day and it made a weird sound so i had to do it again
<dave> (don't tell tj i said that)
<dave> (we share a sink)

#37070 (242)

<Trivia> 011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index?
<Trivia> 1st Hint: ***** **** Question Value : 12 Points
<Olmec> penis size

#37074 (-10)

<[e]-Punk> hang on my room is on fire
<[e]-Punk> brb

#37077 (157)

<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps
<trunck> didn't need to go anywhere
<trunck> had everything in 2 ftps
<trunck> 100+k
<trunck> download
<trunck> now i suck
* Nec unzips his pants
<Nec> go ahead

#37080 (18)

[robbie-a] svcds? arent those dvds
[robbie-a] and you need a dvd burner

#37084 (205)

*** Thraken has quit IRC (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.)

#37086 (103)

<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment?

#37087 (245)

<+miz-> You need to STFU, aural!
<+miz-> :o
<@Aural-Fixation> stick your cock in my mouth, I'd gladly shut up for that
<+Apocalipstick> O_O
<@Aural-Fixation> hahaha
<@Aural-Fixation> why, do you have aids?
<@sasseriansection> worse
<@sasseriansection> he's got SmallCox