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(27)[^Neon^]: what windows are u running? [AtomicFox]: now? just MiRc [^Neon^]: windows [^Neon^]: windows 95 98 me 2000 xp ? #37091
(42)<sico> arsa you need to strat jIRCing <sico> i.e. jerking and IRCing at the same time #37093
(222)<Hellfire_> There's been a dramatic upswing in tards misnaming stuff lately on p2p nets. It could just be WinMX though... <Cornjob7> I tryed downloading Blade II and got Orange County. <Cornjob7> The irony is that Orange county was better. #37095
(-20)<robbie-a> you people must talk in here when its like dark for me... <timmo> if youre asking me, then its been pretty entertaining since ive been mocking you <timmo> ya because america is like 10hrs behind canada <timmo> so when its dark there <timmo> its light here (sarcasum) #37097
(1)<scabb> Sweden = Porn <scabb> Belgium = Chocolate <Squinky> I thought Switzerland was chocolate <scabb> Denmark = Bacon <scabb> France = Frogs <scabb> Germany = Sausages / Nazis <scabb> Switzerland = Cheese <Psitron> Holland = Gardening #37101
(269)<Sumez> Eminem has really deep lyrics <Sumez> and amazing well written sohpisticated jokes <Sumez> like "you fag blow me" #37108
(126)<dra-> hey shit eaters <insta> penis up in your face <insta> smacking your face <insta> you love it <dra-> ATTN GHEY NIGGERS <dra-> uh <insta> that picture was hilarious <dra-> uh sure <insta> it's nasty as hell but it doesn't bother me <insta> some people just aren't secure in their sexuality <dra-> i just promptly close <Minion> After reviewing the last 10 or 12 lines typed I've come to the conclusion that this channel is the intellectual center of the universe. #37109
(58)* time stamps have been retained to aid in the understanding and comedy of the quote... [18:23:03] *** NoneX (Harry@64.229.188.165) has joined channel #php [18:23:05] <greg_oc> Channel Warning: NoneX detected in #kiddiesex [18:23:10] *** NoneX has left #php #37113
(102)SonOfSam032: midgets get into disney land for free SonOfSam032: they have to be leashed though #37120
(83)quits: ReD_JaCk (john@mask-29052.intrstar.net) (Quit: Errection killed by beer) #37125
(236)<PirateKing> The ultimate girl is any girl who will have sex with me. <Jim`> I wouldn't call a prostitute the ultimate girl. #37127
(190)Technogen: weird, my VCR just lost power for no reason... Technogen: damn ghosts keep turning things off in my house. Technogen: last thing they turned off was my sex life... #37128
(325)<coppo> what are methods of assuming someone's identity? Just curi...no, actually I plan to rip people off. #37130
(729)striker gossips: Lol. My girlfriend just called me and wanted to hang out striker gossips: I told her i couldn't, because my character died and i had to get his stuff back striker gossips: wanna hear the funny thing? striker gossips: it didn't really die. ivan gossips: lol, you're a f'ing loser. #37131
(329)<Joe-> put <Joe-> cant u do <Joe-> if like <Joe-> it <Joe-> joins <Joe-> any proxy <Phunk> cant <Phunk> you put <Phunk> your shit <Phunk> on <Phunk> one line <Phunk> ? #37132
(381)<Troll> Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken <poppyq> or you could just look at porn #37136
(411)<bloop> that's a moot point <SLing> your mom's a moot point <bloop> you're cats a moot point <SLing> your spelling is a mott point <SLing> ...damn #37138
(365)<darkrift> 10 bucks I'm gonna be the only one wearing hobbit ears and strapped with my ork sword at lord of the rings 2. <Cano> and u'll get beat down <darkrift> uhm no <darkrift> hello <darkrift> ork detecing sword. #37139
(132)<Bandit-> you guys are idiots >_< - what i said is true <Bandit-> the difference in modems now is negligable <Arcuivie> negligable? is that even a word? <Bandit-> actually yes #37143
(577)ianepson: heh one time i was camping up in the mountains and there were these wierd sounds ianepson: and i had my guitar with me...... ianepson: somthing compelled me to play the theme to deliverance Metal Mantis X: lol Metal Mantis X: lmfao ianepson: i half expected some guy to come out of the trees and make me squeel like a piggai Metal Mantis X: lol ianepson: my dad comes out and is like wtf are you doin? ur gonna get us all raped. ianepson: sure enough these dudes come rollin by in a van honkin the horn.... wavin and hollerin..... ianepson: SQEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL ianepson: lol then we ended up jammin and this dude was askin me to play Nirvana Metal Mantis X: heh good thing you didn't play "Rape Me" #37144
(221)<[SA]Jibaku> Guys, by what voodoo does ikaruga compress to a scant 17 megabytes? <HentaiTentacleDemon> The good voodoo <[SA]MofoTPG> The magic of "incomplete download"? #37146
(578)<Threeboy> !down * ChanServ sets mode: -o Threeboy <Threeboy> !up * ChanServ sets mode: +o Threeboy <tKE> !up!up!dn!dn!lt!rt!lt!lt!B!A!B!A!Select!Start <tKE> damn, I want my 30 lives #37150
(590)<kw> heh, got woken up with a blowjob to day.. thats a seriously nice way to wake up <Nathan> heh <Nathan> you sleeping at your parents again? #37152
(419)<LordArgent> I see an iMac and I want it painted black, no colors anymore I want them to turn black. <LordArgent> It's not a real computer, you have to face the facts. When you're on a Macintosh, your soul has turned to black. #37153
(311)<Ashe3> Some dumbass at work covered his computer in magnets <PlatinumDragon> ha ha <PlatinumDragon> no shit? <Ashe3> yeah <Ashe3> bunch of smily face magnets <BosTony> Ashe: Some idiot put a plant on top of his.. and used to water it. <Ashe3> lol <BosTony> I told him not to call me with problems... EVER.