#37161 (53)
<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his
#37162 (473)
* Quits: zytel (~pirch@svcr-216-108-199-29.dsl.svcr.epix.net) (Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.)
#37167 (212)
<Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that like your action wet and heavily overclocked.
<Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
#37187 (216)
<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you?
<richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last year while i was marching
<richmond> smacked me in the side of the head
<richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since
#37191 (135)
<goober> Man, my wrist hurts
<flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm.
<goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much?
<flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm a rest.
#37208 (504)
<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds of downloading before it crashes
<Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up
<Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite
<Mr_E> if there was such thing
<Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then
<w|zzy> it is your celery
<Mr_E> excuse me?
<logicalentity> hehe
<logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT
#37212 (216)
<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded
#37216 (-48)
* Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips again, my thumb massaging your clit
<Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out, going at a faster and faster pace
<Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you
<Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw
<lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing
<Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first
<lustychick> ok i opening it for you
<Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in 5min sign" cos here comes daddy
<lustychick> ok
#37221 (779)
<Ravage> anyone here have a computer?
#37222 (405)
<Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys when I can do it myself ?
#37228 (183)
<ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry..
#37236 (41)
* @Cryogen jumps up and down
<@[4K^Got|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff
<@[4K^Got|AW]> it's coming VERY soon
#37243 (270)
<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL
<Maonth> whatever
#37245 (175)
<Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once
<Toke> and asked for his ip
<Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself
#37246 (310)
<Toke> I remember that time i was talking to mod on ICQ
<Toke> and she was telling me about how you guys confiscated your sons marijuana
<Toke> and she turned around and saw you rollin up a joint
<fodders_DS> i had to burn the evidence
#37248 (106)
<deathwarrior> time out baron
*** SignOff Baron: #doomino (Ping timeout for Baron[h24-66-172-59.du.shawcable.net])
#37251 (490)
<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/
<ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me
<fraggle> it wasnt a dream
#37264 (298)
The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms when they're told to read the man pages.
#37267 (452)
<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good
<Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory
<ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3
<Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it
<ragnarok2040> heh
<Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken
<Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is "Uh, uh, mmm, right there"
<ragnarok2040> LMAO
<Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was inorder
#37273 (-176)
<]S[John> why is cum white
<]S[John> wonder if nigger cum is black
<DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT
<DARK-Lancelot> cum is white because its perfect, like the white race :-)
<]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black cocks in my time
#37275 (171)
<Drak`> if i killed myself over a bitch, i would commit suicide
#37278 (516)
<chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving it up my step moms ass
#37279 (417)
<]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview
<]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap operas but i get IRC and DRAK
<Drak`> :(
#37284 (377)
<Drak> i rolled out of bed, and before my feet hit the ground, my finger hit my power-on
#37300 (328)
<Lord-Lard-Arse> instead of people acting out historic battles, in a few hundred years time we'll all be acting out CS matches to our children