QDB — Quote #36768 (275)

#36768 (275)

<D> I've been blowing my nose on the leg of my pants for the past few hours, and now my spoon just fell out of my bowl.
<D> It landed on a towel.
<Jens> ...
<D> I believe this to be God's way of saying "You fucking dumbass."
<ZMan> D. Never reproduce.

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