#5741
(255)(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port? maybe brute force my worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps? #5744
(66)<bytraper> its because your gay syn <Synoptica> and you are illiterate <bytraper> maybe but it sure beats the hell out of being gay #5746
(151)<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here. <Udeth> i can't smell shit. <ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it smells rotten #5747
(10)<Auger> i stayed in a hospital when i was in second grade and i peed my bed cause i couldn't get up and i was too scared to call someone in #5748
(344)<sjelkjd> stop the room, please, i'd like to get off #5750
(650)<TeNcHi420> i went to this store to buy a pipe, and there was only one left, and hes all "its unbreakable" so i was like thats pretty cool, but then he starts bangin it on the tble, and im like ok stop, but he says, "no look, you can hit it how ever many times and it wont break.." on about the 7th or 8th smack on the table the thing shatters....i almost knoked his dumbass out #5751
(340)[bytraper ] dammit where can I grab porn movies :( [OpsuPup ] umm, try the internet [OpsuPup ] i hear there's lots of porn on there [Nemesite ] really? [OpsuPup ] apparently [Nemesite ] shit i would never have thought of that #5755
(282)<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp <@zartik> and he msg's me: <@zartik> -06:46- [ hegemon ] So I have nobody to turn to and must go back to Windows. <@madog> should be nice and unban him, thats evil to make him use windows =< #5757
(1100)<bytraper> sheesh... I crashed the last company car I had :/ <bytraper> I pulled the sun visor down and a spider with 15 legs dropped from it <girlie-> 15 legs.. lol <Dark_un> thats almost 2 spiders #5760
(1146)<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!! <razorjd1> why ppl think that 14 years old boy can't understand in computers??? <razorjd1> what the fuck is ur prob, son tof the bitches??? <razorjd1> i play UT all day and u say that i don't know what's first person shoter is??? <razorjd1> i overclock since i was 10 so don't call me stupid, i understand in computers better than any one here. <razorjd1> Beware, or else i will hack to ur computer... <razorjd1> Fuck u all!!! #5761
(452)<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows <A|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience? #5763
(746)<Urganite> THERE ARE NO BAGELS BUT ONION, AND MOHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET <Urganite> ... <OneiWilly> you are worshipping a false bagel #5764
(484)<Grizzly_Addams> So? I just want your Mac address. <AngryChicken> ...this is a PC ;-) #5770
(340)<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize. <JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick. <dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere. #5774
(976)<p> sux when u have a problem so u eat a cup of pudding and then u still have problem #5775
(20252)* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS #5777
(254)<prym> little did i know later in my life id come to terms with things like 31337, 69, and 187 #5778
(656)<guest> u kno what rules <guest> introducing girls to pot <yesue> no lie <guest> u smoke pot alone with a girl for the first time <guest> there is a 250% chance of getting laid #5779
(252)<dk> im trying out tantric peeing #5782
(159)<djm> irc's my anti-drug #5784
(222)<onTheReal> evb = fagget? <evb> onthereal: No, I'm just fabulous. #5785
(70)<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2? <Hatter> ? <Hatter> Jet <Hatter> ww2 saw the first jet engine <scar_> no, silly <scar_> a jew on a bicycle through berlin <Hatter> :\ #5786
(732)<OneiWilly> i hate games that are always go get the red key <OneiWilly> open the red door then get the blue key <delay> yea <Auger> yeah, i mean, what the fuck <delay> thats why i didnt play resident evil <delay> it was horrible like that <OneiWilly> yea but there were zombies <delay> I was like "damn i'd hate to live here and have to go to the bathroom" * delay runs down the hall, grabs the blue gem, opens door one, runs back to get SHIELD EMBLEM makes it to the bathroom door... wets himself <Auger> no you pee inside the emblem and it opens up a secret passage #5791
(77)(skankman) apparently i have tasty jizz (skankman) i heard paper crumpling in the hallway (skankman) and i went to check it out (skankman) and my dog was licking a piece of paper with my jizz on it #5793
(215)<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't support the internet!