#5647 (206)
<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage.
#5648 (394)
<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair
#5652 (195)
<JibbleWork> no amount of work would be able to get my clenched cheeks open
#5660 (384)
<Sys> I hate maths.  What do you reckon they'll do if I fail it?
<0ut_Lore> you repeat it.  fail it AGAIN, and you face the exclusion board.  guess what they do?  ;P
<Sys> Exclude you from having to do it a third time? :D
#5661 (368)
<@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the hall.... and this undeniable STENCH OF DEATH FOLLOWED THEM OUT.
#5665 (374)
<Spooky> CUNT
<Spooky> Variation on the game fuck (qv), where you have to say "cunt" and get louder and louder.
<Spooky> Use "fatty" near to fat people for a softer version
<Spooky> as it's not really offensive except to the fat person, and fat people can't really punch you because their fingers are like cushions.
#5667 (84)
<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much cum nothing but air?
#5671 (265)
<KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me?
<Tsunamio> Yes
<Sivako|Morrowind> especially if you have the nude patch
#5691 (570)
<Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out clandestine operations in terms of game rentals
<Daidoji> for example, renting a copy of dragon warrior 4, and swapping the chip with urban champion.
<Daidoji> I bet there are 5 or 6 kids who think dragon warrior 4 is the worst vs fighting game ever made
#5693 (403)
<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds
<shaan> thongs?
<pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny shit eh
<_neil> jeez
<uglykaka> thats just wrong
<_neil> that's just wrong
<shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing
<shaan> they should market it as a "training thong"
#5694 (743)
<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!"
* delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file.
<delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam
<Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis?
#5699 (455)
<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD
<Khross{killme}> O_O
<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY
<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual.
#5701 (610)
<ssptg> fuck i deleted msn again
<Straylight> good
<Straylight> did you get all of it?
#5703 (501)
<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting.
<Epitaph> except it's not fun.
#5707 (264)
<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man.
<+gwenhyvar> I have a secret in my pants
#5712 (94)
<+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot
<+gwenhyvar> Krispy: I had to poo really bad when the AT&T guy was installing our phone.. and I couldn't untill he was gone
<+Straylight> why not? installing a phone in the bathroom?
#5715 (286)
* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D
#5718 (347)
[OutLore  ] OMFG
[Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG!
#5727 (528)
<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants pocket- but I didn't know what.
<BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!]
<BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for...
<BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb. :)
<BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain Dew that I set down.
#5729 (1129)
<Lord-Data> god damn faggot game
<Lord-Data> why the fuck would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire
<Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the god damn gun, not fuck the damn corpse
#5731 (71)
<dan-zzzz> got some drab races to go to
<Lord-Data> heh. that when it rains?
#5732 (66)
<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST!
<PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what you originally had
<gIbBeR> lol
<geoffh> taxes?
<PitDroid> taxes are dumb
#5735 (800)
<robin24> any girls in here?
<cognac> does is really matter?
<cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway
#5737 (604)
<Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to every single girl who ever said I was cute
<Anton> so be warned and prepared
<angelic> will do.
<Anton> oh and by prepared I meant naked
#5740 (1582)
<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...
<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?
<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality
<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."
<evenpar123> It was horrible...
<evenpar123> ugh