#5073 (205)
<langdon> win2k is tight.
<langdon> i added all my warez ftp sites to network neighborhood
#5074 (122)
<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies
#5078 (275)
<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's
<ryano> going on dalnet
#5089 (847)
<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me
#5113 (463)
<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers
#5164 (498)
<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located?
#5193 (1042)
<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials.
<reuben> i bet it's harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid"
<mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so :P
<reuben> it looks stupid
#5242 (189)
<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels
#5256 (530)
<crist0bal> rhino
<crist0bal> make me an op
<ryano> what are the ingredients
#5259 (7241)
<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
#5263 (403)
<DCBastard> wow - either fairlight and deviance have absolutely pathetic suppliers or morrowind has some good copy protection
<DCBastard> i think it's absolutely disgusting that you can BUY a game before downloading it
#5267 (177)
<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass
<@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something...
<@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes
<@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD
<@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex
<@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :)
#5269 (501)
<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS
#5270 (555)
<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps?
<unSlider> procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway
#5271 (720)
* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables"
<xL> #1: A windows NT network
#5272 (1955)
<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid
#5273 (30077)
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
#5274 (435)
<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;
#5275 (454)
<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */
#5276 (323)
<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting off?
<maff> yeah I reinstalled windows
#5297 (149)
<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22
#5298 (833)
<chinger> My real name is Thoma
<chinger> s
<LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma
<LimberDink> s
#5300 (25179)
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
#5301 (6699)
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
#5302 (316)
<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/