#4919 (60)
<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT
#4922 (76)
<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey
#4924 (1040)
<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.
<reuben> anything witty is only witty once
<reuben> hey
<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker
#4926 (343)
<matto> the keg is tapped
<matto> awaiting the guests
<`jon> and you're online
#4932 (61)
<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit
#4934 (195)
<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record
#4936 (205)
<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site
#4954 (1329)
<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking
#4968 (128)
<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude
#4971 (299)
<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking
<clay> yes
<clay> the rj45 pee pee goes into the nic pee pee, joey
#5010 (470)
<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU
#5017 (782)
<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!
#5020 (546)
<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
#5022 (330)
<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty?
#5026 (263)
<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster
#5027 (338)
<iban> uhoh
<iban> its 5am
<iban> about time for my morning wood
#5028 (375)
<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once
#5030 (663)
<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book
<clay> so i went to my mom
<clay> and said
<clay> mom, what does c'mon mean, and i pronounced it like semen
#5034 (947)
<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine
<Lith> err
<Lith> gold mine
#5039 (244)
<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean
#5048 (478)
<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist
#5054 (-35)
<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?
<reuben> who
<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS
#5068 (1289)
<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking
#5069 (210)
<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker.
<langdon> if i get real low to my desk.
<langdon> i can see up her skirt!
#5072 (412)
<jonathans> i wonder if all women think like that
<reubenf> not all women think