#4871
(363)<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow. <reuben> i had a great upbringing #4872
(390)<nost> whered iban go <langdon> home <nost> this is his home #4874
(969)<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work <homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work #4875
(256)<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now <RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right <pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures #4877
(483)<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something? <zZz-> cade, I've attempted so many times and failed, it's not even funny.. <zZz-> Accually, it is kinda funny. #4878
(311)<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram #4879
(367)<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday <iban> in a bathroom stall? #4880
(303)<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair #4881
(288)<reuben> send me a picture of you. <{Elmo}> no scanner <reuben> get one. <{Elmo}> no $$ <ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her #4882
(303)<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do? <l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC #4886
(638)<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts <chris--> and he asks me how i injuried it <chris--> and i say swinging a bat <chris--> and it sounds stupid. <chris--> it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it #4892
(441)<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions for making lsd is awful rough on a 9th grade dropout #4895
(100)<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick #4896
(329)<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america <ryano> not in nevada <clay> were you conceived in nevada #4899
(839)<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree <sabbat> a killing spree i hope <l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted #4900
(66)<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick #4901
(330)<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside #4902
(529)<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite <ryano> so will spelling #4905
(226)<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys #4909
(655)<langdon> *** Unable to resolve 255.255.255.255 <langdon> how do i get that IP? <langdon> is that like. <langdon> when the internet is full? #4913
(268)<Conjure> closed minded idiots <Conjure> playing with feces owns #4914
(378)<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago #4916
(7170)<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic #4917
(348)<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone #4918
(949)<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter