#4871 (363)
<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow.
<reuben> i had a great upbringing
#4872 (390)
<nost> whered iban go
<langdon> home
<nost> this is his home
#4874 (969)
<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work
<homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work
#4875 (256)
<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
<RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right
<pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures
#4877 (483)
<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something?
<zZz-> cade, I've attempted so many times and failed, it's not even funny..
<zZz-> Accually, it is kinda funny.
#4878 (311)
<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram
#4879 (367)
<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday
<iban> in a bathroom stall?
#4880 (303)
<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair
#4881 (288)
<reuben> send me a picture of you.
<{Elmo}> no scanner
<reuben> get one.
<{Elmo}> no $$
<ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her
#4882 (303)
<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do?
<l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC
#4886 (638)
<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts
<chris--> and he asks me how i injuried it
<chris--> and i say swinging a bat
<chris--> and it sounds stupid.
<chris--> it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it
#4892 (441)
<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions for making lsd is awful rough on a 9th grade dropout
#4895 (100)
<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick
#4896 (329)
<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america
<ryano> not in nevada
<clay> were you conceived in nevada
#4899 (839)
<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree
<sabbat> a killing spree i hope
<l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted
#4900 (66)
<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick
#4901 (330)
<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside
#4902 (529)
<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite
<ryano> so will spelling
#4905 (226)
<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys
#4909 (655)
<langdon> *** Unable to resolve 255.255.255.255
<langdon> how do i get that IP?
<langdon> is that like.
<langdon> when the internet is full?
#4913 (268)
<Conjure> closed minded idiots
<Conjure> playing with feces owns
#4914 (378)
<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago
#4916 (7170)
<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
#4917 (348)
<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone
#4918 (949)
<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter