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(164)<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our machines? <Cyrix> what. <jim4> vv: no <Cyrix> get a new cd <Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver *** vvortex3 (vvortex3@arena.cwnet.com) has left #C++ <snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps *** vvortex3 (vvortex3@arena.cwnet.com) has joined #c++ <vvortex3> jerk <Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver #4819
(246)*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)' <DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1? #4825
(373)*** Toramo has joined #--------- <Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!! <Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey? #4827
(601)<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180 #4828
(1052)<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey? <DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever heard #4835
(285)<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me. #4837
(705)<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?" <KeeperS> and it has a picture of a triangle <KeeperS> and then 4 answer choices <KeeperS> how do you get that wrong? #4838
(410)<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer <DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were grammatically correct #4839
(473)<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs <Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise #4840
(898)* DuneBoy wonders why his code won't compile <DuneBoy> missing ) my ass <ZorbaTHut> "Ironically, however, his ass was indeed missing its right cheek." #4842
(78)<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in your terds, and sometimes decorate them with peanuts or corn <Cyrix_> and occasionally, you tint the shade. thats all designing #4843
(441)<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny <bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat #4844
(207)<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife #4847
(342)<Gersh> wow <Gersh> I rule <Gersh> I made one of my ex's cry over aim <Gersh> dammit I wish she had a webcam #4848
(8557)<ohm> damn <ohm> FUCK <ohm> DAMN <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up <ohm> FUCK <ohm> i go like this to her <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit" <ohm> FUCK #4849
(110)<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials? <thinkmad> one of them should be <thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid #4850
(955)<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . ) #4852
(351)<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND <DCBastard> lol - what else is new? <DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy shit! that is amazing!" #4858
(323)<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday. <Puff-working> and I can make a harmonica sing. <Unfor|Work> I play the CD player #4860
(678)<cheerio> i like computers better than chicks cuz they will willingly accept my 3.5" floppy #4861
(535)<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be able to make it through these difficult times. #4865
(1678)<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f? #4866
(301)<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each #4867
(260)<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization <langdon> my kid will be all caps. #4869
(95)<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids <l0wkey> from sitting on my butt all day ircing <l0wkey> i should sue Khaled