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(1212)<blaxthos> so tonight i got roped into going to some evangelical church christmas dinner theatre <blaxthos> "oh christmas, carol!" <cue> evangelicals are morons <blaxthos> it was absolutely godawful <blaxthos> until the last musical number, where the main character realized she has a hole in her heart <blaxthos> and sang a song entitled "i'm going to fill my hole with jesus" #948538
(719)<girl> so what's new? <jsn> just got out of an abusive relationship <girl> whoa, what happened? <jsn> decided to stop abusing her #948541
(1417)<drunkill> fuck printers <drunkill> I should name mine Bob Marley <drunkill> Because its always jammin' #948683
(657)<Yokujou`> iPhone autocorrect: Because "Asperger's Cock" is exactly what you were trying to convey. #948693
(622)<mrfun> speaking of max, i boned a duck <hamumu> are you sure you're speaking of max? <mrfun> took most of yesterday to bone and do two anims, geez <mrfun> but he's limping around in torque <hamumu> this is sounding worse every sentence #948884
(1886)<&Siyo> i successfully stopped a print job once <&Siyo> AM I GOD? #949197
(5183)<blaxthos> you want bash.org should participate in the SOPA blackout protest on 18 January ? (+) for yes #949214
(993)<azonenberg> wordpress is an unauthenticated remote shell that, as a useful side feature, also contains a blog #949335
(227)<M07w> you haven't been on the internet until you've seen a disembodied breast wearing a pair of panties #949412
(938)<Kerrija> On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. #949439
(1293)lemonlimeskull: Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney to take on Barack Obama. lemonlimeskull: We have to stop letting George Lucas name our Politicians. #949486
(480)<Me> the nigerian prince scam is old <Me> today you do it like this: <Me> hi, im an arabic dictator, and i have to get my vast fortune outside the country soon #949560
(2582)<lrvick> whoa <lrvick> i just found a usb magstrip reader <lrvick> i never knew i had <lrvick> i wonder if it works like a keyboard... <lrvick> %B4744740232448132^VICK/LANCE R^1506101000000000087800878000000?;4744740232258132=15061010000000000878? <lrvick> well <lrvick> damn <lrvick> apparently it does <Science> What did we just read? <lrvick> no comment <Science> CC info, gotcha <ThantiK> lrvick... <ThantiK> you swiped a VISA... <ThantiK> 4744 is VISA start code for credit cards. <ThantiK> A bank of america one, specifically. <ThantiK> Might wanna change that now, lol - all of us probably have IRC logging turned on. You just threw your debit card info into all of our machines. <Science> WELL NO ONE WOULD HAVE KNOWN IF YOU HADN'T SAID IT MAN #949621
(2930)Rachel: I'm board. Jeff: I'm chalk, we should get together. Rachel: BOARD! Like I don't have anything to do, not BORD, like a chalkbord. Learn to spellcheck. Jeff: Oh god I hope you don't breed. #949643
(1161)<hafiz> <b>hello</b> <hafiz> I NEED ZEND EXPERT!!!!!!!!!!! <zomg> <blink>that so</blink> <DASPRiD> <marquee>what for?</marquee> <zomg> <font size="1337">Please ask your question on the channel, not in my PM</font> <zomg> I really, really hope his irc client actually displays html #949797
(1214)<@cougem> at 4am this morning i got a call from another hospital saying they were sending in a patient with a hole in their aorta <@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off' #949802
(380)<hq1> i promised myself not to touch java EVER in my life again, i'd rather drive a taxi #949924
(-24)<Grimhound> You know. You'd think that the human body, being the product of millions of years of evolution, would eventually learn to dull pain when it becomes a chronic thing. <ryzorg> that seems true <@AndrewPH> that would be counter productive #949959
(3438)<DevXen> Today I was at the store and saw a Darth Vader action figure that said "Choking Hazard." It was great. #950581
(1774)< Ergo^> Six Stages of Debugging < Ergo^> 1. That can't happen. < Ergo^> 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. < Ergo^> 3. That shouldn't happen. < Ergo^> 4. Why does that happen? < Ergo^> 5. Oh, I see. < Ergo^> 6. How did that ever work? < MatthewWilkes> 7. svn blame < miniwark> 8. one day we will write tests #950832
(651)<benjameno> how do i catch autism <benjameno> i've tried speaking esperanto and using free open source software but it doesn't seem to be working #950879
(338)* Andaith has changed topic for #warble to: "Drought in the UK means: It's still raining, but not as much as we'd like." #950902
(867)<TrailMix> Sorry Santorum, you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term. #950920
(1224)<Uprising> I just want to work somewhere that actually counts <jamesstanley> try the office for national statistics #950944
(768)<Toba> i like my coffee like i like my women: earthy, french, and on my desk at work <nightshroud> But be careful or you may end up with burning pain on your lap area.