#939691 (639)
Venificus:  Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
#940278 (988)
<neeraj_rct> It sucks having to explain to your computer-illiterate friend why you just typed ``man unzip''.
#940365 (1115)
<raylu> Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
#940376 (264)
< Spanky> google doesn't seem to understand my need for naked people to be inside my cake
#940694 (868)
<@JackD> ooh, a app store on its way for windows :) how nice
<J700> it's called piratebay
#941619 (412)
<cabooserwar> usr/bin/Laden: command not found
#942220 (1579)
<BreakneckXan> My sister asked me where Nicaragua was
<BreakneckXan> I said 'central america'
<BreakneckXan> She said "Oh so it's like around Kansas somewhere?"
<BreakneckXan> I see a brass pole and body glitter in her future...
#942362 (978)
<sparkhost> report
<sparkhost> are you alive ?
<roman> :)
<sparkhost> it might be zombies as well
<sparkhost> is 1+1 = 2 ?
<roman> false
<roman> 1+1 = 3 use condoms
<sparkhost> personality hash accepted
<sparkhost> welcome Roman :D
#942461 (494)
<Magicka> wtf my carrier sucks my dick
<Xerei> nice
<Xerei> mine doesn't even touch me
#942468 (51)
<DragnFly> You know, what we need is a room of all american chatters. Since people are always quiet on IRC anyways, we can call it "American Idle" :p
#942841 (2040)
<Lt_Tinkle> lolololololol
<Lt_Tinkle> i have my mincraft log viewable as a webpage
<Lt_Tinkle> and someone did html injection
<Lt_Tinkle> by talking inside minecraft
<Lt_Tinkle> and made it redirect to meatspin
<Lt_Tinkle> when i find out who it was
<Lt_Tinkle> i shall make them an op
#942979 (891)
<sandor> to a certain extent I prefer guys over girls. Guys rather punch you when you say something wrong, but with women you have to find out first what you did wrong, then apologise, then explain why you are a bastard, and then buy her a gift
#943371 (-22)
<@jackc> btw
<@jackc> I had a VHDL nightmare last night
<@jackc> I was dreaming about VHDL right
<@jackc> and I moved a little and my stuffed alligator touched my elbow
<@jackc> and I FREAKED and for some reason the dream was like VHDL MONSTER ATTACK
<@jackc> and I sat up and was trying to figure out which parts were reality
<@jackc> and all I could figure out were VHDL, elbow, alligator
<@jackc> I was so confused
<@jackc> that's what I get for reading VHDL textbooks in bed
#943687 (543)
<king-vegetunks> im 13 now
<king-vegetunks> im older
<king-vegetunks> more machur
#943694 (475)
<+Darkfire> sup nigz
<&Macko> Sup racial slur
<&Macko> how the fornicate are you?
#943758 (801)
<xtal> I am a trekker. I am a devout fan, but not enough to spend all my waking hours sewing costumes, assembling prop replicas, going to conventions, learning klingon, quibbling over the finer points of canon, and not having sex.
<xtal> which is to say
<xtal> while i'm not having sex anyway
<xtal> it's not star trek's fault.
#944007 (419)
<@Scootz> i just realized i left 'erection after death' in my google search bar when i let my dad use the computer
<@Scootz> and it's different now
#944205 (156)
Nero: You can put a cow in a dress but it's still a cow...
Ish: I know we have a lot of cows in my school.
#944370 (740)
Shere Khan: kill all humans
jager: I for one welcome our new robotic overlords!
Shere Khan: I for one zero zero one zero one one
#944652 (424)
<Gibby> let me get this straight
<Gibby> you got drunk with, then fucked the (maybe) underage daughter of a sheriff, then stole her clothes and went home a crossdresser?
<Sayomi> yep
<Gibby> that's all kinds of awesome
#944719 (867)
<truefalse> I was at the bus stop and saw a poster of Voldemort with 'HP 7' printed on it.
<truefalse> Kind of spoils the ending when you know he's low on hit points.
#944801 (540)
<dave> so i was driving.. too fast
<dave> some female officer took me off the road
<dave> so i asked "how much?"
<dave> she: 40 bucks
<dave> me: alright, get in
#944959 (1276)
you there... the guy from Australia using BigPond and spamming junk into the submission queue along with ads for some stupid weeaboo site.
yes, you.
KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO EVEN VIEW THIS SITE!
#945035 (358)
<+izua> !toolbox.lmd5 639bae9ac6b3e1a84cebb7b403297b79
<@nanobot> Result: you
<+izua> !toolbox.lmd5 a181a603769c1f98ad927e7367c7aa51
<@nanobot> Result: all
<+izua> !toolbox.lmd5 a195a27d1c96dbc7ea4aa9928d914673
<@nanobot> Result: suck
<+izua> !toolbox.lmd5 9268d0b2d17670598c70045b0c7abf38
<@nanobot> Result: cock
#945148 (42)
gstridg: When I die, you are allowed to make all sorts fun about it, because I will be dead and I will not mind, so long as you do it in a manner that does not upset my surviving family.
gstridg: That said.
gstridg: Universal Studios presents: AMY WINEHOUSE AND MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.