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(4663)<massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend? <Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead <massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her? <Rosti_LFC> errr.... <Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself? <massacre> no fucking way until I get a second opinion <Daz> dude she's in the channel <massacre> no she isn't <Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up <Rosti_LFC> she got op'd yesterday <massacre> fuck <massacre> PLAN B <massacre> spam the channel <massacre> with text <massacre> so it goes <Audia> hi <massacre> off her scrollback <Rosti_LFC> ahaha <massacre> FUCK * massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!) <Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now <Audia> so I'll be offline for a bit <Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes <Rosti_LFC> rofl * Audia has quit (QUIT) <Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there <Daz> Oh man, I wish I could fuck up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed #904636
(586)<jman2050> I'm not a fan of the software direction Sony is taking with the PS3 <jman2050> but the console itself is good <Davidion> I swear they're just chock full of bad business decisions as of late * Shinobi_Arsenal (123@dork-F08770BF.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #GA <Davidion> even when they take a good step forward they can't but help to take one back <Shinobi_Arsenal> can only be talking about sony <Davidion> rofl #904755
(1364)<~Cor> you know though <~Cor> how sometimes you get in that mood where romance is out the window and you just want to shove your dick in something? * ~Cor is in one of those moods <&K> I call that mood "awake". #904758
(2483)<RetardedMonkey> How would you pronounce this child's name? <RetardedMonkey> She spells her name..... "Le-a" <RetardedMonkey> This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA.. <RetardedMonkey> Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. <RetardedMonkey> She says it's pronounced................. <RetardedMonkey> "Ledasha" <RetardedMonkey> When the Mother was asked how in the world did she figured it should be pronounced that way....... she said.... <RetardedMonkey> ..."cause the dash don't be silent!" <RetardedMonkey> English language is gone forever #905679
(797)themuffinman217: so what are the specs on your new system? themuffinman217: did you benchmarck it? Treeko: 16khz processor Treeko: 7 bytes of ram Treeko: 100 bits of harddrive space Treeko: a 16x16 monochrome display themuffinman217: qort36i16[okf[23 Treeko: and the audio can do beeps in both high pitch AND low pitch themuffinman217: so... dell? #905833
(544)chrismat: Oki offtopic question. If a laptop bluescreens during first install, and then when you are using it what is the cause? DBuzz: windows #905874
(2278)<Phyxius> Hmm there are some black people hanging around outside the gates at the end of my driveway, brb <Courtney> mkay hb <Phyxius> HOLY SHIT THEYRE GONE <Courtney> The black people? <Phyxius> NO, MY GATES #905885
(95)<+Dr_Link> SSL certificate: $30. <+CoJaBo-Aztec> Dell mainframe server: $1. <+CoJaBo-Aztec> Discount cupon: -$80,000. <+Dr_Link> Getting hacked by a POST injection: Priceless. #905920
(-499)<+Djiem> There, I'm troll-baiting my whole MSN friendlist <+Djiem> "Oh shit, know what's happening December 2012 ?!?!" <+Djiem> And if anyone asks me what, I'll say "I turn 30" #906256
(2277)<popemichael> I was in line to buy a new DVD player. The woman in front of me was having something delivered. <popemichael> The clerk asked for her 'street name' she replied "I don't have one I go by Shanice." #906902
(848)Alex: A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." Alex: The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!" #907014
(1282)Sherri: A man comes home and shouts "Honey! Pack your bags! I just hit the lottery!" Sherri: She screams "OMG! What should I pack?" Sherri: He says, "Everything! Get the f*** out!" #907021
(1786)<Jesus> a black baby died and went to heaven <Jesus> and god looked at him and said, "you've earned your wings" <Jesus> and gave the black baby wings <Jesus> the black baby look up and said, "am i really an angel now" <Jesus> and God looked down and said, <Jesus> "HELL NAW, NIGGA, YOU A BAT" #907600
(-203)<+ekolis> I remember the IT support guy at school gave this HUGE presentation about laptop batteries <+ekolis> and how you should not even THINK about using your laptop for a presentation until you make sure the batteries are ok <+ekolis> because if it blows up and damages all the fancy new projectors... <+ekolis> then your parents will not be happy <+ekolis> not just a dead kid, but a huge projector bill too #908184
(10122)<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up. #908573
(2409)<Rainman> god, my head is killing me, must be the maths classes <Darkduck> you should drink up an aspirine with some vodka and smoke some weed <Darkduck> that'll definetly take care of it ;) <Rainman> dude I'm still at school <Rainman> where the fuck would I get any aspirine ? :o) #908942
(418)<@parasyte> I went straight on to my room, where I expected my nice, big bed. So I opened the door... <@parasyte> ...and saw my sister riding her fat friend <@parasyte> My first thought was: "wow, she got tits yet " My second on was: "Wow, he got 'em too" #909427
(2255)<@moss> oh jesus <@moss> its 6 PM <@moss> not am <Tiq> XD <Tiq> What have you missed, moss? <@moss> uh... wednesday <Tiq> HAHAHA #909558
(548)<@sxh> newest contract requires "presentable" employees <@sxh> i don't see how they could expect to find a gq model that also happens to assemble network infrastructure #909853
(3277)Crimson_Judas: I overheard this chick at lunch talking to a friend Crimson_Judas: About how she had to terminate her pregnancy when she was young, and now that she's ready for children she can't get pregnant lemonlimeskull: Classic case of ABORT, RETRY, FAIL. #910034
(1949)<popemichael> I'm thinking about drinking a little tonight too. It might make my pain pills work better. <jamie> Isn't there a "do not take with alcohol" warning on your pill bottle? <popemichael> It's okay, I took it off. #910091
(805)<+Qaizar> damn, i just can't win an argument with my girlfriend <@foD> There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. #910094
(559)<mitkok> Hey, guys. Is there an easy way to split an array of 100 integers for example and write 3 numbers per line separated by whitespace into a file ? <Izhido> #include "realeasyfunctions.h" / Split100intArrayWrite3xLineWithWhitespaceInto(FILE* f); #910098
(757)<Pahricida> and I never want to get rickrolled again by my alarm clock <Linds-inClass> ROFL <Linds-inClass> radio clock? <Pahricida> yeah <Linds-inClass> hahaha <Pahricida> it woke me up with a rickroll <Linds-inClass> that is pure awesome <Linds-inClass> XD <Pahricida> :S <Pahricida> not if it happens to you <Pahricida> you're like <Pahricida> ztZZzzZzz <Pahricida> "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOOOOOOOWN!" <Pahricida> "AH SHUT THE FUCK UP" #910103
(2056)coke420: Woo! Just reached lvl 60 on a 3rd character for WoW! LexaDead: Great timing on that, I was just looking for a virgin to sacrifice.