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(60)[Gnimish is working out how to go home to usa from austria for christmas] * Gnimsh is frustrated by airlines <PeterPowell> lol <PeterPowell> dont fly? <Gnimsh> should I swim back? <Gnimsh> take a train? <Gnimsh> DRIVE?! <sari> boat? <Gnimsh> wrong season <Gnimsh> I looked on 3 different sites. <PeterPowell> why not stay where you are..?:p <Gnimsh> visa's up on the 25th of july <Gnimsh> if they deport me for free, sure #827006
(5233)ElGarlic: Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. ElGarlic: Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do. #827480
(1869)<anon> Right now i'm watching this porno <anon> Asian dude gets on bus full of white highschool girls and gets raped <anon> I've been on a school bus before and this didn't happen. I'm beginning to think that porn isn't based on true stories. #827518
(3412)<kinzey> i want to go out with a girl <kinzey> and lay in the field <kinzey> real romatic like <kinzey> and just stare at the full moon <kinzey> and she'll say something along the lines of "the moon's so beautiful tonight" <kinzey> and i'll just be like <kinzey> "that's no moon... THAT'S A BATTLESTATION!!!" <kinzey> and then run to the car and leave her ass there <Chris> wow #827929
(1783)Seppukakke: You know, in the Old Testament, God was full of Wroth and Vengeance. You did bad stuff, he rained brimstone down on your ungrateful ass or harrassed your people with 7 plagues. Seppukakke: In the New Testament, its like he has turned over a new leaf, you don't hear some much of the nasty things he did to his people (because if you believe in it, everyone on earth is his creation) Seppukakke: You know what happened around the time between the New Testament and the Old Testament? Seppukakke: He got laid. #828460
(2202)<+DethFromAbove> rmuser she is not ugly <+DethFromAbove> she is fat yeah <+DethFromAbove> but I saw past that <+DethFromAbove> I don't know what to call that <+DethFromAbove> I'm not sure if it's love or what <@rmuser> gravitational lensing #828823
(-99)<Aenima> if i close my thighs forever......... will it all the remain the same?????????? <Alerik> nope..someone will use a pry bar when you hit the morgue #829034
(2049)CaptainMoonpie2: Working on a report CaptainMoonpie2: Tell me why welfare is bad CaptainMoonpie2: But in a really, really long explanation that is easy to copy and paste IMADV82: Because people like me end up paying for people like your mom to raise people like you. #829281
(7283)ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something cyph33r: what cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf ruide: haha cyph33r: what did you want to show me ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to ruide: bubblegal_14 cyph33r: wtf cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it right? cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE #829456
(3480)<TB> I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line. <TB> I reached a call center in Pakistan. <TB> I told them I was suicidal. <TB> They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck #830555
(4034)<Avery> I called AOL tech support once <Avery> I was hungover <Avery> and couldn't find my pants <Avery> so I called them <Avery> the lady told me to look under the kitchen table <Avery> andthere they were <Avery> how she knew that is beyond me #830566
(-22)<dubkat> i just ran a traceroute from me, to my my box at my sisters house. it travels the frackin east cost before arriving. <dubkat> rediculous. (she only lives up the street) <hohum> dubkat: I'd like to see a traceroute like that <hohum> I want to be fondly reminded of my days of using NTT/Verio as a transit provider <hohum> them cats were like an ISP chop shop <hohum> they steal your ISP, chop it up and bolt it on to some shitty souped up japanese hosting company #830741
(479)<Geekzilla> "Ah. I see here you were a Geek Squad Special Agent" <Geekzilla> "Yes, sir. Three years in the field. I was quite good at my job" <Geekzilla> "I see. Well, thanks for coming in to interview, unfortunately we have no need for your services" <Geekzilla> "But... but I thought you said you needed an experienced, talented IT tech?!" <Geekzilla> "Exactly. Good luck in your job search" #830747
(10285)<Montana> yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW <Dauntless> ... LOL <Montana> omg here we go <Dauntless> Can you say bash.org? <Montana> why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers. <Montana> Screw this <Montana> If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth: <Montana> MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE <Montana> OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it. <Montana> I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself: <Montana> ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING! <Montana> Now for the topic of sex: <Montana> I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK! <Montana> Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity. <Montana> Hmm <Montana> I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction! <Montana> OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn. <Montana> </end rant> <Montana> Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb <Dauntless> o_o #830989
(1021)babygrl168572: oh so ur kalling me ignent i see MeatCutterDrummer: I don't think I need to after that statement #831058
(2847)<Greg> Statistically speaking, there are two popes per square kilometer in Vatican City... #831193
(-364)<Corrupte> My friend's a fag he tried this dating servivce <Corrupte> and found a girl that was like 20 years old, blonde, mature and had big tits <Corrupte> Foolishly he went out wit a girl with no picture <Corrupte> But she was actually 20 and had was blodne and shit <jason> why is he fag then <Corrupte> She was born on a leap year #831195
(3651)(@Dreki) I just realized something. (@Dreki) A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right? (@Dreki) 9/11=0.8181818181=HAHAHAHA. #831285
(1378)<komputes> I'm on a unix based operating system which means i get laid as many times as I have to restart my computer <marky-b> same, but i run windows #831311
(890)<Ace073> wtf <Ace073> i was just watching australia idol and they called it 'straya nidol' <Ace073> wtf!! <Ace073> why perpetuate the idea that we're hillbillies? <Ace073> freakin south africa doesnt come on tv and say 'BLACK PEEPLE GTFO' <Montana> Dude, thats so gay. <Ace073> i know.. why dont we just rename the stupid continent Straya >_< <Montana> No <Montana> I mean <Montana> You watch Australia Idol #831403
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(1486)evilada: damn girls are too confusing about what they want from guys lantern: Well they certainly know what they dont want lantern: see now i'm tall, but not athletic, i don't have a full head of hair lantern: so bam three strikes evilada: girls dont work like baseball evilada: if they did, everyone would cheer if you stole second base when no one was looking evilada: and thats the complete opposite of what happens, trust me #831674
(3298)<JayQue> britneys sister is pregnant <madbox> orly? <Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess #831678
(1082)<xsphere> dude, josh was struck by a genius yesterday <xsphere> it's fo funny you wouldn't believe man <xsphere> so we're walking down the street right <xsphere> and out of nowhere comes this black kid running <xsphere> and one of those rent-a-coppers chasing him <xsphere> as he's passing by josh sticks his foot up and trips him <xsphere> turns over to me <xsphere> and with an oscar deserving dead pan face says <xsphere> "another one fucked by the NPCs" <xsphere> hahaha #832183
(582)<Adolla> oh dear I ate too many broken gingerbread men <Supel> not broken, alternatively configured, please <Adolla> and the burned ones can't be given out they have to be eaten <Supel> *alternatively carbonised <Supel> *gingerbread people <Supel> actually, ginger can be offensive <Adolla> sorry, gingerbread people <Supel> *funnyshapedrootspicepeople