<rawrkitty> i set a bag of shit on fire
<rawrkitty> and it smelled like shit
<Tabi-chan> How'd the person react?
<rawrkitty> huh
<Tabi-chan> The person who's porch you left it on
<rawrkitty> why the fuck would i do that? thats stupid
<rawrkitty> i set a bag of shit on fire
<rawrkitty> and it smelled like shit
<Tabi-chan> How'd the person react?
<rawrkitty> huh
<Tabi-chan> The person who's porch you left it on
<rawrkitty> why the fuck would i do that? thats stupid
lemonlimeskull: ...
lemonlimeskull: "Ask not for whom the Rick roll'd. It roll'd for thee."
xenotwuz: But that would just sound creepy.
Neo Maxi Zoomy: Just walk up and Say Hello or something
Neo Maxi Zoomy: I don't know, Google that shit man!
<Yalborap> The wall, not the nintendo product.
<Yalborap> Those things are made of adamantium or some crap.
Crevan Hill says: In the middle of class, when talking about how tight you should roll newspapers around dowels
Crevan Hill says: .....the teacher said ladies were present, and I apologized, with the qualifier that "I didn't necessarily mean girls..."
<Somebody241> and i was playing wit my friend
<Somebody241> and im sure hes maried and everything
<Somebody241> And all of a sudden
<Somebody241> His wife comes on the mic and says
<Somebody241> "Can my husband quit the game so we can have sex?"
<Somebody241> and then some lil 9 year old in my team says "Sure just leave the mic on"
<Hast> cosmo is all lies
<TheShaun> it's designed to be sold to women who have no real interests in life but sex
<TheShaun> it's like the feminist movement dropped down onto its knees and started sucking adam smith's capitalist cock.
<svarog>Is that even the viruses have compatibility issues.
<Zael> wtf man, might as well go with 14 year olds. you're gunna die anyway!
<[Special^K]> there's parties for that?!?!
<Contrition> yeah. kind of like a baby shower, but the mother can drink.
<dsarr> lol
<implexor> w8 there's more. They went silent and just sit frightened in the car. Police came very quickly and started to talk to the driver in the car behind them. Then the policeman came to their drivers door, my friend opens the window, and the policeman goes "don't worry guys, the bloke in the other car is so drunk, that he's telling stories you were driving backwards".
<Kreldin> The easiest way is to wrap them in tin foil, with a reservoir of spices and sauce and boil water beneath it to steam them. And then just cover it in dough to fry it.
<Kreldin> Actually, I'm just making shit up off the top of my head. But that sounds like it would be awesome.
<kikuichimonji> Why does it seem like every time you join this channel, you end up talking about the weather?
<kikuichimonji> Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather?
<kikuichimonji> Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather.
<kikuichimonji> I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.
<kikuichimonji> Let's start there. What do you do for a living?
<Kuiper> I'm a meteorologist.
<SantaBJ> O_o
<mavhc> SantaBJ finds this statistically unlikely
<Elsa_chan> never met a bisexual girl?
<mavhc> but on irc?
<mavhc> if he sees pictures and finds out you're also hot he'll have a divide by zero error
TheRealDandler: I dont want my penis anymore
airenazari: hahahahaha
airenazari: donation time
TheRealDandler: its like
TheRealDandler: locks for love
TheRealDandler: where you cut off 8 inches of your hair
TheRealDandler: except its not hair
airenazari: or 8 inches
<PG> what a title to have in your biography
<McKain> Cheryl Ann Araujo (1961-1986) Was THE American rape victim.
<PG> the rape victim of a generation
<Bonaventure> a generation of rape
<kjbrasda> i'll mail you one
<kjbrasda> first class
<HyperSquirrel> poke in air holes
<Gibbie> I don't think you should put holes in the kitty
<moreon> Quadlex: I wouldn't hold my breath on that. I bet they plug every hole they find pretty quickly.
<Tine`> lol
<Tine`> good luck
<Tine`> I got knivs
<Tine`> knjives
<Tine`> knives
<TomRiddle> Are you typing with them?
RetroKid27: it's in their blood
Cool4freeReturns: yeah, we do
Cool4freeReturns: our slanty eyes give us the ability to see the real prices
<Emika> and alt+F4 parts of my life
Reject: At about 5 in the morning, i'm woken up by laugher.
Reject: Apparently, I was spooning with my dog.
Reject: I will *never* live that down
<Zoso> And he got the job even though he knows next to nothing about any of the games or hardware or anything
<Zoso> All because he looks more "presentable"
<Zoso> And at this store, your first couple of call-in help questions are done with the supervisor of your department
<Zoso> So last week, in the morning, i told him just some bullshit information...and I called in that day (with my voice disguised) to ask him about it
<Zoso> "Hello. I recently bought a 250GB external hard-drive...and while it's not very heavy now, I was wondering how much it will weigh when it's full."
<Zoso> The idiot responds with "Oh, don't worry sir, it's just a few pounds more."
<Zoso> ...so the supervisor hears the conversation...
<Zoso> And the stupid fucker got fired
*Zoso is away: filling out application...again
<CaNaBiS> makfu, yeah, it was in the public restroom
<CaNaBiS> he was naked in front of the sink washing his shit stained pants
<CaNaBiS> with no shoes on
<naphtali> You should have asked him for some change for the soda machine