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(3173)<DrEechmen> So... earlier today, I was watching one of my family's cats hitting a cord hanging from our blinds for about 10 minutes or so, and I started thinking 'gee, the danged animal is so darned easily amused'... and then I realized that I'd been staring at a cat playing with a string for ten minutes. #780971
(990)<BlackMage> The name Benjamin comes from the hebrew "son of my right hand" <BlackMage> If I ever donate sperm, I'm attaching a rider that says the kid needs to be named ben if it's a boy #781115
(522)Ang3lClds82776: no, seriously, what is the difference btwn a graphics processor and a graphics accelerator?? Philmj88: Well, to give you an idea....a graphics processor is like an artist.... Philmj88: a graphics accelerator is like an autistic kid with a paintbrush... #781139
(946)<Personman> So pieces of binary information are bits... <Personman> And ternary ones are trits... <Personman> But that's far enough, I think. <Personman> When we get to base 4, we should call it quits. #781256
(881)<monkeytwizzler> i just tried plugging a serial->ps2 into a ps2->usb1 in order to plug a usb mouse into a laptop with a serial port <monkeytwizzler> that was like 11 years of technology in one plugin #782342
(1000)KompRa: dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday.. Ryan808: itll be fine man KompRa: i got so angry last night i went to her girlfriend and i fucked her all night long KompRa: and the sad thing.. it was on April Fools' Day Ryan808: komp, i think your ex was just messin wit you on the breakup thing, april fools Ryan808: i think u should verify that :\ KompRa: holy shit #782390
(2079)<d> yay I fixed my laptops battery! <d> it was so dead, nothing would charge it <d> so I gave it the electronic equivalent of a kick in the head, by shorting the +/- terminals for 5 minutes <g> don't they have stickers on them that say they could explode or catch fire by doing that? <d> yeah but it's ok, I took them off first. #782459
(1502)<RobertDylan> "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation" <zwei> i am so much better at math than physics <zwei> wait <zwei> fuck #782598
(754)<Erpegisson> ASCII and ye shall be ANSI. <Tentacled> UTF?? #782656
(399)<Sapient> hey guys <Westovski> Hey Sap, wanna do a knock-knock joke? <Sapient> err, ok <Westovski> you start <Sapient> k <Sapient> knock knock <Westovski> who's there? <Sapient> ... #782660
(892)<Mercestes> ...omg, that reminds me...I made a faux pas at work..:( <Mercestes> My boss was talking about this new "religious video game." (he's catholic). <Mercestes> and I went off on a tangent and I was like, "oh...wow, what happens when you lose?" <Mercestes> and he turned his back and I threw out my arms like I was on a cross and went "Game Over!" <Mercestes> and my other co=workers were like, "OMG! I forbid you to do that ever again!" and he turned back around and went "what'd I miss?" <Mercestes> no one would tell him. <Mercestes> and then when it got quiet, I went "Continue?" and everyone started laughing again. #782736
(1554)evilada: agh, i'm watching this jesus camp documentary and it's horrible. evilada: i want to burn down a church pnkfloyd: woah woah woah pnkfloyd: Hold on there pnkfloyd: wait for me #782879
(842)<EvilKosh> holy shit. he's blending the iphone while it's playing will it blend. that's so meta. <jdk> does anything not blend? <EvilKosh> Jews and Palestinians #783472
(1388)<@Aaron> It's really simple to watch a move, just open the console, and type " <@Aaron> ffmpeg -i "$(find ~/.mozilla -regex '.*Cache.*' -a -not -regex \ <@Aaron> '.*_CACHE_.*' -printf '%T+ %p\n' | \ <@Aaron> sort -n | awk '{ print $2 }' | xargs file | \ <@Aaron> grep -i "Video" | tail -1 | awk -F : '{ print $1 }')" \ <@Aaron> -vcodec msmpeg4v2 -b 200 -ab 64 -ar 22050 -s 320x240 \ <@Aaron> /tmp/video.avi <@Aaron> ANYONE CAN DO IT #784313
(746)FrmShft:i got annoyed at myspace today for trying to tell me about fantastic new job opportunities in my area, which happened to be a zipcode off FrmShft:thinking to short out its idiot-circuits, i told it i was interested in "prostitution" in kansas FrmShft:i cried when it came back with 12 different listings for "web designer" #784746
(234)<Sniffer> fucking emos' <KFAD> Emoses? <KFAD> Was he the one who parted the binary seas? #785529
(3073)gazz: A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern". #785888
(791)* lloy0076 ponders < lloy0076> If I take the source code, which is under GPLv2, and translate it from C to Perl (changing it only to fit the new language)...I wonder if the GPL covers that translation I made... < cafuego> converting C to perl is covered by the death penalty, i believe #785919
(967)<Garf> Wikipedia! you go to look up a CSS term.. <Garf> and you end up reading about Spanish painters and astronaut micrometeorite protection <Liquid> tabbed browsing will be the death of the human race #785961
(775)<peer`> I cut off gummy bear heads and put them over the LED's on my keybaord <peer`> now I have glowing gummy bear heads #786086
(1127)<sano_> argh <sano_> i just wrote a backup script <sano_> and then i overwrote it <sano_> and i dont have a backup of it #786116
(2290)<Hara> The old USSR had one single time zone too. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin and used it like a sundial. <Hara> Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone <Hara> Moscow Time? <Hara> Comrade Time? <Hara> In the end they all agreed. <Hara> Hammer Time. #786351
(901)<M> Almost got smacked today - saw a bright green truck and said, "Hey, look, it's Optimus Lime." #786376
(703)tedivm: bush is having a colonoscopy on saturday so cheney is president for the day menzoberranzan31: they are looking for his head #786759
(1520)<@Thrawn> They did a test in our local riot police lately <@Thrawn> You know, the one where you have to put creatively shaped wooden pegs in corresponding holes <@Thrawn> Turns out they have 2 kinds of persons in our riot police <@Thrawn> Very stupid persons <@Thrawn> And very strong persons