#780868 (3173)
<DrEechmen>  So... earlier today, I was watching one of my family's cats hitting a cord hanging from our blinds for about 10 minutes or so, and I started thinking 'gee, the danged animal is so darned easily amused'... and then I realized that I'd been staring at a cat playing with a string for ten minutes.
#780971 (990)
<BlackMage> The name Benjamin comes from the hebrew "son of my right hand"
<BlackMage> If I ever donate sperm, I'm attaching a rider that says the kid needs to be named ben if it's a boy
#781115 (522)
Ang3lClds82776: no, seriously, what is the difference btwn a graphics processor and a graphics accelerator??
Philmj88: Well, to give you an idea....a graphics processor is like an artist....
Philmj88: a graphics accelerator is like an autistic kid with a paintbrush...
#781139 (946)
<Personman> So pieces of binary information are bits...
<Personman> And ternary ones are trits...
<Personman> But that's far enough, I think.
<Personman> When we get to base 4, we should call it quits.
#781256 (881)
<monkeytwizzler> i just tried plugging a serial->ps2 into a ps2->usb1 in order to plug a usb mouse into a laptop with a serial port
<monkeytwizzler> that was like 11 years of technology in one plugin
#782342 (1000)
KompRa: dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday..
Ryan808: itll be fine man
KompRa: i got so angry last night i went to her girlfriend and i fucked her all night long
KompRa: and the sad thing.. it was on April Fools' Day
Ryan808: komp, i think your ex was just messin wit you on the breakup thing, april fools
Ryan808: i think u should verify that :\
KompRa: holy shit
#782390 (2079)
<d> yay I fixed my laptops battery!
<d> it was so dead, nothing would charge it
<d> so I gave it the electronic equivalent of a kick in the head, by shorting the +/- terminals for 5 minutes
<g> don't they have stickers on them that say they could explode or catch fire by doing that?
<d> yeah but it's ok, I took them off first.
#782459 (1502)
<RobertDylan> "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation"
<zwei> i am so much better at math than physics
<zwei> wait
<zwei> fuck
#782598 (754)
<Erpegisson> ASCII and ye shall be ANSI.
<Tentacled> UTF??
#782656 (399)
<Sapient> hey guys
<Westovski> Hey Sap, wanna do a knock-knock joke?
<Sapient> err, ok
<Westovski> you start
<Sapient> k
<Sapient> knock knock
<Westovski> who's there?
<Sapient> ...
#782660 (892)
<Mercestes> ...omg, that reminds me...I made a faux pas at work..:(
<Mercestes> My boss was talking about this new "religious video game."  (he's catholic).
<Mercestes> and I went off on a tangent and I was like, "oh...wow, what happens when you lose?"
<Mercestes> and he turned his back and I threw out my arms like I was on a cross and went "Game Over!"
<Mercestes> and my other co=workers were like, "OMG!  I forbid you to do that ever again!" and he turned back around and went "what'd I miss?"
<Mercestes> no one would tell him.
<Mercestes> and then when it got quiet, I went "Continue?" and everyone started laughing again.
#782736 (1554)
evilada: agh, i'm watching this jesus camp documentary and it's horrible.
evilada: i want to burn down a church
pnkfloyd: woah woah woah
pnkfloyd: Hold on there
pnkfloyd: wait for me
#782879 (842)
<EvilKosh> holy shit. he's blending the iphone while it's playing will it blend. that's so meta.
<jdk> does anything not blend?
<EvilKosh> Jews and Palestinians
#783472 (1388)
<@Aaron> It's really simple to watch a move, just open the console, and type "
<@Aaron> ffmpeg -i "$(find ~/.mozilla -regex '.*Cache.*' -a -not -regex \
<@Aaron>   '.*_CACHE_.*' -printf '%T+ %p\n' | \
<@Aaron>   sort -n | awk '{ print $2 }' | xargs file | \
<@Aaron>   grep -i "Video" | tail -1 | awk -F : '{ print $1 }')" \
<@Aaron>   -vcodec msmpeg4v2 -b 200 -ab 64 -ar 22050 -s 320x240 \
<@Aaron>   /tmp/video.avi
<@Aaron> ANYONE CAN DO IT
#784313 (746)
FrmShft:i got annoyed at myspace today for trying to tell me about fantastic new job opportunities in my area, which happened to be a zipcode off
FrmShft:thinking to short out its idiot-circuits, i told it i was interested in "prostitution" in kansas
FrmShft:i cried when it came back with 12 different listings for "web designer"
#784746 (234)
<Sniffer> fucking emos'
<KFAD> Emoses?
<KFAD> Was he the one who parted the binary seas?
#785529 (3073)
gazz: A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".
#785888 (791)
* lloy0076 ponders
< lloy0076> If I take the source code, which is under GPLv2, and translate it from C to Perl (changing it only to fit the new language)...I wonder if the GPL covers that translation I made...
< cafuego> converting C to perl is covered by the death penalty, i believe
#785919 (967)
<Garf> Wikipedia! you go to look up a CSS term..
<Garf> and you end up reading about Spanish painters and astronaut micrometeorite protection
<Liquid> tabbed browsing will be the death of the human race
#785961 (775)
<peer`> I cut off gummy bear heads and put them over the LED's on my keybaord
<peer`> now I have glowing gummy bear heads
#786086 (1127)
<sano_> argh
<sano_> i just wrote a backup script
<sano_> and then i overwrote it
<sano_> and i dont have a backup of it
#786116 (2290)
<Hara> The old USSR had one single time zone too. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin and used it like a sundial.
<Hara> Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone
<Hara> Moscow Time?
<Hara> Comrade Time?
<Hara> In the end they all agreed.
<Hara> Hammer Time.
#786351 (901)
<M> Almost got smacked today - saw a bright green truck and said, "Hey, look, it's Optimus Lime."
#786376 (703)
tedivm: bush is having a colonoscopy on saturday so cheney is president for the day
menzoberranzan31: they are looking for his head
#786759 (1520)
<@Thrawn> They did a test in our local riot police lately
<@Thrawn> You know, the one where you have to put creatively shaped wooden pegs in corresponding holes
<@Thrawn> Turns out they have 2 kinds of persons in our riot police
<@Thrawn> Very stupid persons
<@Thrawn> And very strong persons