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(383)<MadClown> i have your soul <fall0ut> no, some pine tree had my soul one night <fall0ut> when I was drunk <fall0ut> I chopped it down and dragged it through a field for 2 hours <fall0ut> and got my soul back <fall0ut> kthnx <fall0ut> ^-- true story <MadClown> for some strange reason, i beleive you <eclypse> yea.. i can honestly say i dont doubt this <fall0ut> nothing like an axe in one hand <fall0ut> a beer in another <fall0ut> screaming at the tree <fall0ut> "FUCK YOU TREE, I'M GONNA GET M YSOUL BACK" <fall0ut> then tying a logging chain to it and dragging it around a field <fall0ut> .... <fall0ut> yea..... #773253
(341)<Sea_Bass> Hahaha, by the way, guys, how awesome is this: <Sea_Bass> I went to the snackbar with a couple of mates today <Sea_Bass> and while sitting there, this truck drove by <Sea_Bass> And I was like "Wow, that's a loooong truck" <Sea_Bass> so it had passed, and I looked over my shoulder, and in doing so, I caught the license plate <Thomp> was it long cat being moved? <Sea_Bass> which was 90-TL-DR #773258
(97)theDELIv3ranc3: omg theDELIv3ranc3: this schematic said astable multivibrator theDELIv3ranc3: and all I see is "ass vibrator" theDELIv3ranc3: oh god Vad3rZ: LMAO theDELIv3ranc3: I hate bash #773519
(911)<Manson> and I think I had a virus <Manson> something about jewish dating <GrEmLiN> you got the jew virus? <Manson> I think so... <Kirby> lemme guess, it took all your cache? #773594
(323)<danien> Here, Palden-, have this sample dildo I found in my mailbox. <Palden-> is it used? <danien> No, it's still vacuum-sealed. <Palden-> pfft, then i don't want it #773608
(224)<Haddock> there are easy marks on CPT5 <Haddock> it gives you some html <Haddock> and you have to draw what the page would look like <Haddock> you have to be careful not to confuse <br> and <p> and shit like that <Haddock> but they're worth like 5-7 marks <Numi> lol <Numi> i'd laugh if they gave you wankers of questions like <Numi> "draw this page, which features browser-specific bugs, as it would render in IE6" <Haddock> lol <Haddock> i'd just draw a bsod <Numi> HAHA #773804
(285)<Asuna|Sola_and_Sleep> Heh, I just plugged in a printer for the first time in a year <Asuna|Sola_and_Sleep> and a homework assignment that I needed 3 months ago immediately printed out <me[dot]> hahaha <Asuna|Sola_and_Sleep> Yeah <Asuna|Sola_and_Sleep> Isn't that great? <me[dot]> Modern technology, always expediting our needs #773844
(-124)<Elan> There once was a man from nantucket. <Elan> with a dick so long he could suck it <Elan> and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin <Elan> if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it #773924
(1235)<IMlifelike> I flushed a bag of skittles down the toilet yesterday and watched a NASCAR race in 8 seconds flat. #773975
(295)<Paranoua> Okay, this is the *only* right answer to the question "Do You Think I'm Fat?": <Paranoua> "No, because if you were fat I'd leave you." #773988
(778)sup lyndz: "That's what you tell your parents if they catch you masturbating. I WASN'T MASTURBATING. I WAS CLEANING IT AND IT WENT OFF." #774024
(335)[vvandering_nomad] I took some of that fake blood one night, and made it look like my eye was gushing blood. I walked up to the front office of the complex where this poor cute little asian gal was working. [vvandering_nomad] I walked up to her and said "Is Student Health Services open?" [Lehsa] ROFL [vvandering_nomad] I scored some free wet-naps! [Ku'vah] LOL [Lehsa] you are so mean Nomie [Ku'vah] I need to get some fake blood [vvandering_nomad] She almost called an ambulance, until I convinced her that I was "getting some pills for it." and that it "Happens every winter." [Lehsa] LOL [Lehsa] rofl [Ku'vah] LOL [lvlarein] Haha #774029
(119)<THC|Rawk> Okay, so here's the plan... <THC|Rawk> At the premiere of the next Harry Potter movie, me wearing a black cloak and a Darth Vader helmet <THC|Rawk> Walking up to some fucktard dressed up as Harry Potter himself, going "Dumbledore lied, Harry. I am your father!" <THC|Rawk> Then ditch the helmet, pull up the hood on the cloak, and try and pass myself of as a dementor. <THC|Rawk> Some fucker is gonna be sooooo confused for the rest of the evening! #774114
(701)<echin> regexman, regexman, matches text when no one can <mguzman> parses text, any size <echin> captures strings, on the first try <echin> look out, here comes the regexman <tooth> You're all a bunch of fucking nerds <yangman> so awesome #774347
(538)<TxT> hahahhahahahahaha i read that bash quote where the guy renamed mirc.exe the .doc he needed to turn in <TxT> so i did it with my paper, i get an email today from my teacher "Sorry, I opened your document and it seemed corrupted. Do you know what happened? If not, just resubmit your essay." <TxT> and i sent him my now finished essay this morning and got a reply just now, "Thank you. This version seems to be working just fine." <TxT> ty bash! <+hydeph> hmm didnt you say a while ago that your teacher reads bash? <TxT> ... <TxT> dude thats not fucking cool <+hydeph> its ok, tyler norris. <TxT> ... <TxT> shit. #774476
(954)<AesteroidBlues> what is it about every ninja gaiden game that makes it so it has to be IM-FUCING-POSSIBLE <Ph33rESP> because ninjas gots to do intense fucking difficult shit <Ph33rESP> thats why they're ninja <Ph33rESP> if everything was easy then it would be called business major gaiden #774491
(1137)<orlando> There's no such thing as reverse racism; racism doesn't have a direction. <justin> So it's a scalar. #774539
(181)<TehGherkin> I punched the shit out of like several lampposts and some shrubbery. <Yoshiboy> ouch <Smoson> XD <TehGherkin> The shrubbery accosted me as I walked there and I'm pretty sure one of the lamp posts cast a dispersion on my mother. #774552
(107)<Leeloo> Mutiny on the high IRC #774608
(274)<DevilsArms> I hate the saying "Their are plenty more fish in the sea". <DevilsArms> As soon as you get your tackle out in public you get arrested. #774626
(989)<Aelfinn> I'm psychic <Aelfinn> I can predict what will happen in the future <Gundulf> Yeah, then what am I going to say next? <Aelfinn> Wrong <Gundulf> ...touche #774628
(349)<R_M> being drunk is kinda like having a really low framerate #774765
(705)Prizes_for_contests: Hey, how much would it cost To get someone To find me a cost-free downloadable Hentai date sim for my mac? bommer: what?? lol Ich: think you're asking in the wrong place Prizes_for_contests: where do i go then? Eiljwa: there is no right place to ask something like that #774876
(944)<Sp3cial> STEP 1: Spout retarded crap about beardy guys and overlords. <Sp3cial> STEP 2: Live in a time when people are retarded. <Sp3cial> STEP 3: ????? <Sp3cial> STEP 4: PROPHET! #775171
(20)<Woosta> Isn't America at war against the Middle Endians?