<Elmer> O rly? When?
<Sivvy> On the 13th, dipshit.
<Elmer> O rly? When?
<Sivvy> On the 13th, dipshit.
<Spurty> choose politicially correct passwords for systems
<Spurty> this _was_ my security password for test work here
<Spurty> 8=======D~
<Spurty> and there was a bug in the code, so it was spewing my password into logs on servers all over the place
<Spurty> meh, embaressment factor 11 out of 10
<Spurty> ttfn, I have jism to clean
<morningbell>What did you do?
<James> i hate my dad so i ordered a bunch of shit from the internet that will be delivered by ups. :)
<kuhbaert> Obiwan: Quit whining and eat your toast already
Park: was hanging out with a couple of my friends who are like between the ages of 13-17
Park: and one of them got ahold of my wallet
Park: Well, long story short, one of my condoms is now a giraffe balloon animal
<@Nickle1776> And guess what?
<@Nickle1776> She keeps it in the trunk.
<vaguepant> This woman is immensely full of shit.
<vaguepant> "The damage that can be done to children by seeing a woman's breast in public is not that far off from the damage that can be done ...
<vaguepant> "to children who engage in sexual activities with adults."
<Wikidan829> oh no!! not titties!!
<Wikidan829> that's absolutely insane
<EdBoy> vaguepant: what the FUCK?
<vaguepant> If the damage is that minor, I'm gonna start fucking kids right now
<TraumaPony> I am pissed off.
<TraumaPony> My university's motto is "A university for the REAL world."
<TraumaPony> And so they start off a game programming degree with six months of LISP.
<ahref> BETRAYED BY MY PHONE
<ahref> I was at school, and this hot girl started talking to me
<ahref> And she was all like "Hey, you're not as geeky as I thought you were"
<ahref> And I'm like "Yeah, I know. I'm actually not geeky at all."
<ahref> And then my phone starts ringing
<ahref> And it's the FF7 victory theme
lemonlimeskull: I buy up a bunch of gumball machines and put them in the mall. Hot Topic, coffee shops, etc.
lemonlimeskull: And I fill them with Emo/Goth kid prizes!!
lemonlimeskull: Razors, little folded up sonnets, clip-on lip rings, stuff like that.
peterbilt: Hahahahaha
lemonlimeskull: Some capsules would be filled with tears. Others would be totally empty.
CrimsonJudas: As empty as the depths of my wilted, blackened soul...?
lemonlimeskull: Ideally, yes.
<snowchyld> this morning I got a mail in the post, 'Dear Sir,
noticed you were downloading the torret (url)'
<snowchyld> ........
<snowchyld> I'm so going to a 'reeducation center' after this ;;
<ivan`> the DMCA letter-senders have already won
CarlXxX: the power was out when I got home
CarlXxX: so I was like "wtf am I gonna DO!?"
HitmanBravo: =/
CarlXxX: I sat down..
CarlXxX: ate
CarlXxX: cut my nails
CarlXxX: played with my cat
CarlXxX: jerked it
CarlXxX: and slept
HitmanBravo: lol
<IAmAhab> it was a joke that went too far
<Andares> Who's the lucky girl?
<Maniaman> if that date occurs between 2 dates in a single row in a database
<air0day> im talking about who i want to and don't want to have sex with
<air0day> i think i should be allowed to have pretty specific opinions on where i'd like to put my penis
<devnulled> like in a bowl of m&m's for instance
<air0day> right
<air0day> a bowl of m&ms is just fine
<rabbit> i tried it once with my ex
<rabbit> and she farted in my mouth
<rabbit> and i puked on her ass
<rabbit> never again
<MrBeek> I did now ;-)
<MrBeek> Not surprised though... You know how impossible it is to find a decent driver for linux hardware?
<g0dly1> heh, same, actually, just sent her a pic of my ex
<dez> .....
<dez> is your sceenname josihawt190?
<g0dly1> yes
<g0dly1> FUCK
<dez> oh shit
<g0dly1> we never speak of this to anyone
<dez> agreed
<Zed> I have a friend getting a degree in liberal arts
<Zed> for those of you who don't know what liberal arts are
<Zed> its okay, neither does he
<DrtySOUTH> It is.
<DrtySOUTH> Been verified, here at least.
<dakidski> what a beast
<rockorc1> wonder what loot it dropped ;)
<DrtySOUTH> rockorc1: you're such a MMORPG nerd.
<DrtySOUTH> It dropped a Dale Earnhardt Amulet of Hickdom
<DrtySOUTH> +25 to Hillbilly and Trailer Park skills.
<DrtySOUTH> 75% resistance to Highschool Education element.
<comfort> nor would you, in a library
< FrankW> #/bin/sh
< FrankW> echo "Hello World"
< FrankW> That's pretty bug free.
< crschmidt> FrankW: you missed a !
<Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.
<Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.
<Scotty> And she scanned them.
<Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money.
<Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back."
<Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.
<Scotty> Oh my fucking God
<Scotty> Until the day I die
<Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face.
<DanT> haha
<Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.