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(1996)<knightmare> sixtho I challenge you to IRC DDR! <sixtho> ummm ok <knightmare> + ddrbot start 10 <DDRBot> Game Started! <DDRBot> < <knightmare> < <sixtho> < <DDRBot> ^^ <knightmare> ^^ <sixtho> ^^ <DDRBot> vvv <knightmare> vvv <sixtho> wtf <DDRBot> knightmare wins! <knightmare> ? <sixtho> where the shit is the down arrow <knightmare> ... #756448
(821)<@Longcat> Could a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated? <Edible> Thrown out of Windo- <Edible> ... * Edible goes to cry. #756534
(1111)<AlexMax> holy hell <AlexMax> i just spent 3 hours working on what's essentially the equivalent of "if then" <bioXar|K0Li0> AlexMax, i kno i guy who had an exam. the question was "what is bravery?". <bioXar|K0Li0> he had 4 hours for that exam <bioXar|K0Li0> he sat 4 hours without writing anything <bioXar|K0Li0> and in the last minute he wrote <bioXar|K0Li0> "THIS IS BRAVERY" <bioXar|K0Li0> and got an A <bioXar|K0Li0> :) #756642
(1608)<SaxxonPike> shit <SaxxonPike> I turned in a paper today <SaxxonPike> and just now realized the title said "American Herpes" <SaxxonPike> instead of "American Heroes" <SaxxonPike> fuck #756658
(431)<RustyBridge> does the NotePad ever run out <ArtoSaari> lmao? <RustyBridge> ? #756661
(491)<MrKurtz> I intend to get tattooed and/or pierced again in costa rica <MrKurtz> in keeping with tradition <JBlitzen\AG> What better to do in the third world then experiment with needles #756664
(9)walshy117: im afraid of the internet pr0n walshy117: its like walshy117: i was playing around the stove walshy117: and i got burned walshy117: now i dont fucking go in the kitchen anymore walshy117: not saying i was literally beating off in the kitchen of course #756693
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(435)SpleeGuy: i'm bored SuperSu: ok let me do something SpleeGuy: ok SuperSu signed off #756741
(352)epilnivek: I don't know what time i'll be there... i've got a date with ashley and her Wii epilnivek: that sounds horrible parabolo: yes it does epilnivek: but I really do mean the nintendo #756762
(2705)The Fishchaser: we should tell the japaneese we found a planet full of giant tentacle monsters and their females are somehow little school girls The Fishchaser: we'll be going faster than the speed of light in a week #756793
(-9)<tigrow> if u think its getting to hot masterman <tigrow> put water on it <tigrow> use icewater <tigrow> they need that the first 2 hours or so <Crimpy> dont forget to jam knives into the back while you do it <Sacred_> you guys are mean <Sacred_> yer gonna fuck his box up <Sacred_> use olive oil #756797
(712)<Ralf> programmers and old people have a lot in common. <Ralf> we're both always looking for ways to control leaks. <Ralf> and dumps. #757049
(628)<Tarnagh> You know why the Clean Air Act was first established? <Askee> Why <Tarnagh> So the people in Colorado could see the mountains <Tarnagh> and so people in California could see each other #757065
(515)* TRWBW was taught god doesn't play dice with the universe. not after that drunken night with the devil where he lost classical mechanics in a game of craps. #757181
(1128)<knightmare> ugh <knightmare> wasn't expecting the 'what makes you stick out from other candidates' in a phone interview <knightmare> I don't think 'I have an afro' was a good answer #757207
(737)<iank> I accidentally type valid perl when I'm angry. <iank> @$#()*UD()IIF# #757250
(622)(Deranged): If you're driving a hearse with a corpse in the back, is it ok to use the carpool lane on the highway? #757252
(688)<SlyBoy> Your momma's so fat, I had to integrate her by parts. #757584
(571)<BethOOC> If it were my dad, he'd be making jokes about being hard-headed. <BethOOC> After they amputated his toe he joked about having to learn to count in base 19 <Rach> ..... <Rach> Your dad is a dork... #757644
(862)Zoolig: I've had enough of weak, indecisive people. Shoe: I think I have too. #757657
(985)<recursive> If being an idiot was illegal, it would probably be easier to keep the criminals outside the jails and use them as fortresses. #757679
(1324)<Bob The Plumber>: Some people had a day of silence at our school to raise awareness for something today. <El Chupacabra>: What were they raising awareness for? <Bob The Plumber>: I dunno, they wouldn't tell me #757724
(2583)<CtrlAltDestroy> Here is my impression of Wikipedia. <CtrlAltDestroy> "There are five fingers on the human hand [citation needed]" #757871
(455)cmk314: i said Civil engineers have the biggest erections cmk314: Some other guy said mechEs make weapons, civEs make targets cmk314: and at the exact moment i realized i need to get out of engineering.