#756353 (1996)
<knightmare> sixtho I challenge you to IRC DDR!
<sixtho> ummm ok
<knightmare> + ddrbot start 10
<DDRBot> Game Started!
<DDRBot> <
<knightmare> <
<sixtho> <
<DDRBot> ^^
<knightmare> ^^
<sixtho> ^^
<DDRBot> vvv
<knightmare> vvv
<sixtho> wtf
<DDRBot> knightmare wins!
<knightmare> ?
<sixtho> where the shit is the down arrow
<knightmare> ...
#756448 (821)
<@Longcat> Could a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated?
<Edible> Thrown out of Windo-
<Edible> ...
* Edible goes to cry.
#756534 (1111)
<AlexMax> holy hell
<AlexMax> i just spent 3 hours working on what's essentially the equivalent of "if then"
<bioXar|K0Li0> AlexMax, i kno i guy who had an exam. the question was "what is bravery?".
<bioXar|K0Li0> he had 4 hours for that exam
<bioXar|K0Li0> he sat 4 hours without writing anything
<bioXar|K0Li0> and in the last minute he wrote
<bioXar|K0Li0> "THIS IS BRAVERY"
<bioXar|K0Li0> and got an A
<bioXar|K0Li0> :)
#756642 (1608)
<SaxxonPike> shit
<SaxxonPike> I turned in a paper today
<SaxxonPike> and just now realized the title said "American Herpes"
<SaxxonPike> instead of "American Heroes"
<SaxxonPike> fuck
#756658 (431)
<RustyBridge> does the NotePad ever run out
<ArtoSaari> lmao?
<RustyBridge> ?
#756661 (491)
<MrKurtz> I intend to get tattooed and/or pierced again in costa rica
<MrKurtz> in keeping with tradition
<JBlitzen\AG> What better to do in the third world then experiment with needles
#756664 (9)
walshy117: im afraid of the internet pr0n
walshy117: its like
walshy117: i was playing around the stove
walshy117: and i got burned
walshy117: now i dont fucking go in the kitchen anymore
walshy117: not saying i was literally beating off in the kitchen of course
#756693 (-84)
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<hoppers99_> bugger for them
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#756715 (435)
SpleeGuy: i'm bored
SuperSu:  ok let me do something
SpleeGuy: ok
SuperSu signed off
#756741 (352)
epilnivek: I don't know what time i'll be there... i've got a date with ashley and her Wii
epilnivek: that sounds horrible
parabolo: yes it does
epilnivek: but I really do mean the nintendo
#756762 (2705)
The Fishchaser: we should tell the japaneese we found a planet full of giant tentacle monsters and their females are somehow little school girls
The Fishchaser: we'll be going faster than the speed of light in a week
#756793 (-9)
<tigrow> if u think its getting to hot masterman
<tigrow> put water on it
<tigrow> use icewater
<tigrow> they need that the first 2 hours or so
<Crimpy> dont forget to jam knives into the back while you do it
<Sacred_> you guys are mean
<Sacred_> yer gonna fuck his box up
<Sacred_> use olive oil
#756797 (712)
<Ralf> programmers and old people have a lot in common.
<Ralf> we're both always looking for ways to control leaks.
<Ralf> and dumps.
#757049 (628)
<Tarnagh> You know why the Clean Air Act was first established?
<Askee> Why
<Tarnagh> So the people in Colorado could see the mountains
<Tarnagh> and so people in California could see each other
#757065 (515)
* TRWBW was taught god doesn't play dice with the universe. not after that drunken night with the devil where he lost classical mechanics in a game of craps.
#757181 (1128)
<knightmare> ugh
<knightmare> wasn't expecting the 'what makes you stick out from other candidates' in a phone interview
<knightmare> I don't think 'I have an afro' was a good answer
#757207 (737)
<iank> I accidentally type valid perl when I'm angry.
<iank> @$#()*UD()IIF#
#757250 (622)
(Deranged): If you're driving a hearse with a corpse in the back, is it ok to use the carpool lane on the highway?
#757252 (688)
<SlyBoy> Your momma's so fat, I had to integrate her by parts.
#757584 (571)
<BethOOC> If it were my dad, he'd be making jokes about being hard-headed.
<BethOOC> After they amputated his toe he joked about having to learn to count in base 19
<Rach> .....
<Rach> Your dad is a dork...
#757644 (862)
Zoolig: I've had enough of weak, indecisive people.
Shoe: I think I have too.
#757657 (985)
<recursive>  If being an idiot was illegal, it would probably be easier to keep the criminals outside the jails and use them as fortresses.
#757679 (1324)
<Bob The Plumber>: Some people had a day of silence at our school to raise awareness for something today.
<El Chupacabra>: What were they raising awareness for?
<Bob The Plumber>: I dunno, they wouldn't tell me
#757724 (2583)
<CtrlAltDestroy> Here is my impression of Wikipedia.
<CtrlAltDestroy> "There are five fingers on the human hand [citation needed]"
#757871 (455)
cmk314: i said Civil engineers have the biggest erections
cmk314: Some other guy said mechEs make weapons, civEs make targets
cmk314: and at the exact moment i realized i need to get out of engineering.