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(1023)<Hitman2005> I got a new Car stereo the other day, it comes equipped with'VOICE RECOGNITION!'. <Hitman2005> So if i shout "Rock", it searches, and play rock music, If i shout 'SOUL' it searches for soul music, same with country music etc,etc. <Hitman2005> Only problem is, i had some children run out in front of my car the other day, <Hitman2005> I shouted "FUCKING KIDS", Then Michael Jacksons 'THRILLER' came on :S #744447
(942)<Drakkel> is it sad that I'm looking through national sex offender databases of areas where I live? <Lai> I would have tried the personals first, really. #744548
(52)<Kkooly> rumick whyd you download the same episode 3 times <jkpolk> He probably has a triple monitor setup #745147
(2255)<Dack Falu> WTF, there are Bomberman fanfics <Dack Falu> Did that shit have a storyline? <Stultus> Someone's probably written a fanfic for Tetris <Saturn V> THE L BLOCK TAKES ME BY THE HAND AND PLUGNES ITSELF NEATLY INTO ME, FORMING A LINE <Saturn V> I MOAN BUT THEN PART OF ME VANISHES <Saturn V> FOREVER. #745175
(354)<ralph> perl is the lossy compression for programming languages #745228
(1308)<Foamy> im a little teapot <Foamy> short and stout <Foamy> here is my handle * Trueborn has kicked Foamy from #totse (get the fuck out) #745239
(451)bendingoutward: last night was so hardcore that i moshed with a guy in a wheelchair. #745385
(911)<@Sadist> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png <@Sadist> data for age of consent all around the world. <Dano> Is that in your bookmarks? <@Sadist> its my home page #745401
(536)Lord Kagemaro: Want a PS3? IDLon2000: No Lord Kagemaro: :/ Lord Kagemaro: I'm bored with mine #745536
(-71)<scott> Where were your born? <scott> homoland? <scott> Thats not even possible. #745565
(1600)<zak> I once almost kissed a girl but then she woke up.. then i woke up #745889
(507)<nista> i was explaining to a claimant why a defendant was being sued <nista> i told him that the defendant violated a federal statute <nista> he said "VIOLATED A FEDERAL STATUE?!? WHICH ONE, THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL?!?" #745894
(382)* Nanobot primarily uses a pi-based counting system <Nanobot> I know all of the digits in pi <Nanobot> It's 10 #746293
(770)<jo> apparently, according to Josh, the Swiss-French border is at risk of being sucked in by a black hole <jo> they're experimenting with time/space stuff there <Lewin> haha <Lewin> try staying out of that one, switzerland #746302
(-238)Jmack- i was dreaming of eating a marshmallow B-dawg- and what happened? Jmack- when i woke up b-dawg- then what Jmack- my pillow was gone...... b-dawg- ........wtf...... #746569
(1169)<&Dynamic_Inc> ive decided to play a huge prctical joke on my friends <&Dynamic_Inc> ima slip 2 of them the date rape drug when they are REALLY drunk <&Dynamic_Inc> then with the help of my other friends, strip them naked, and put them in bed together, spooning <&Dynamic_Inc> beat one of them on the ass, so when they wake up its sore <&Dynamic_Inc> and smear some blood and poop on the sheets <&Dynamic_Inc> there gunna wake up and be like "O.O fuck." <&Dynamic_Inc> one of them will turn gay because of it <&Dynamic_Inc> and they will both act wiered for years <&Dynamic_Inc> then like 5 years down the road <&Dynamic_Inc> ill tell them the truth <&Dynamic_Inc> and then run like fuck <&Dynamic_Inc> its gunna be great <%Airegorne> can i help? #746655
(1183)<StrangelyUnoriginal>So I was at Walmart, being the financial transaction overlord of register 21. Rite, and this kid walks up, I ring up his items and he says, "So I heard you like mudkips?" so I acted all confused like he expected me to andhe had a little faggoty giggle then he asked me what his total was and I said, "Your total, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSAAAAND!" and my manager was like, "lol wtf?" then I grabbed the pricing scanner and crushed it in my hand. #746738
(552)Hooka: I'm going to pee on you Ralphy_Fox: that'd be hot lemonlimeskull: Only for a while, then it'd cool off. #746742
(1433)<irzyxel> RANDY ! <irzyxel> long time no see ! <irzyxel> hows the kids <Randy`> still in my testicles, thankfully #746746
(278)<sigafoo> your girlfriend is so slutty she gets pass 'by reference' <HdxEvil> &owned #746793
(887)<Etir> I want to see Clinton versus Rice in 2008 just to see if a 3rd party candidate can win on the "I'm Male" platform #746975
(438)<ricebowl> lingerie is one of the few items where you expect to pay more for less #747013
(640)<pecosdave> Yeah, Snakes on a Plane not a movie you can enjoy alone. <pecosdave> You can admit to watching the movie with a group, but watching it alone shows signs of having issues. <jpaganel> LOL <pecosdave> It's like Rocky Horror. Watching it alone of the privacy of your own home makes you weird. <pecosdave> Cross dressing and watching it with a crowd on the other hand is perfect acceptable. #747032
(1340)<Mikachu> haha, i misread a japanese word i wanted to look up <Mikachu> it was kansha, meaning "thanks, gratitude" <Mikachu> but i wrote in gansha in the dictionary program <Mikachu> "ejaculation onto partner's face" <Mikachu> that is a mispronunciation i will be careful to avoid #747042
(1631)<Stevie_Kilroy> a little s&m never hurt anyone <Bungalow Bill> dude <Bungalow Bill> Yes it did.