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(417)<SixFeet-> rejected by a computer script, new low in my life <NTT> well, at least u didnt have cybersex with one of those bots that pm's you here on mirc <SixFeet-> well i tried, but it replied with "lets just be friends..." <SixFeet-> =( #742872
(435)<[Ko]Rob_e_lee1> ur retarted lol <[ko]theuberelite> thats the most hypocritical statement I've ever heard. #742931
(629)<Sqrfrk> I went and watched 300 <Sqrfrk> That movie was badass <ErrorNotFound404> oh <ErrorNotFound404> im gonna go on thurs <ErrorNotFound404> dont tell me anything <Sqrfrk> They all die. #743138
(301)<Varitek> a piece of spam in my inbox had the subject "new fap" <Varitek> I decided to forget my principles and actually read it <Varitek> it was selling fake watches <Varitek> I was crushed #743227
(480)<BurnStuff>: They asked me if I was bring drugs into Jamaica <Kmank>: Bringing drugs to Jamaica? <BurnStuff>: Yeah <Kmank.: Thats like briging slim-fast to Ethiopia! #743233
(407)<Mud_Shark> Dagger thinks an orgy is using more than one magazine #743281
(136)< RedTee> Alright but i still dont have an answer on my second and last question < nazgjunk> RedTee, you ask a question about DOS'ing with ping, without knowing what ping is < RedTee> its not what im asking FFS < RedTee> DO I need dos to preform a dos attack!?!?!?!?! < einz> YES, don't you see name? -!- RedTee [insurgent@HTSUser-4149B6F9.adsl.wanadoo.nl] has quit [Quit: alright THANKS FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] #743285
(484)<caleb> "you're only running from yourself" <caleb> i yelled that after a pair of joggers once in the early 90s. <caleb> i thought it was hilarious. <caleb> i think there might have been some mescaline involved. #743288
(469)<Gumby-> so another guy found you sexy. so what? <Alchav> I guess you had to be there :/ <Gumby-> I do community theater, where 80% of the guys are gay. One time the director came up to me, wanted to make me feel uncomfortable, and said something like "hey big guy, so....boxers or briefs?" ... <Gumby-> so to mess with him, I look at him and say "Neither. womens" <Gumby-> he says "Ooh, that's getting me all excited now." I then return with "Look, it's no secret. I may be strong enough for a man, but I'm made for a woman". He laughed and walked away <Gumby-> Lesson learned: The key to getting someone to stop creeping you out, is to out-do them. :) #743307
(311)<mentor> How do you escape handcuffs? <fudge> Are you in handcuffs? <fudge> Depend very much on the design. <fudge> Well-designed handcuffs are, unsurprisingly, quite hard to escape. <fudge> Houdini's stuff was mostly based on having hidden bits of metal that could be used to pick the lock. <mentor> backslashes * fudge hits mentor #743353
(487)Matt: I reaaaaaaaaaaallly hope the coding for this grade genie in our online gradebook is fucked Matt: "You final exam score must be 1.20303288341787e^308 for Final Average to be 90" #743428
(2323)culturejammer: you know what pennies are AWESOME for? culturejammer: throwing at cats culturejammer: it only costs a single penny culturejammer: and they'll either chase it, or get hit by it and look pissed off culturejammer: i now use that system to value prices of things culturejammer: for example, a thirty dollar game has to be at least as awesome as three thousand catpennies #743431
(248)<kikuichimonji> Okay, you know how in Revelation in the Bible it talks about how in the end times everyone will be marked with a number? <kikuichimonji> And how you will need that number to buy or sell anything? <kikuichimonji> I think that the Bible is refering to DRM. <kikuichimonji> Bill Gates is the antichrist, and Vista registration keys are the mark of the beast. #743459
(1939)<Ki> HAHAHAHA I DID IT HAHAHA FUCKERS <Ki> I ASSEMBLED THE BED <Mellis> hmm? <Mellis> congratulations you're a level 2 Ikeamancer #743532
(1871)<aioli> i hope whoever invented the mysterious force gets his or her penis caught in a gear <raxvulpine> Your attempt to be gender-neutral there only sort of worked. #743595
(3007)<crabcakedeathra> where were you earlier? <arkilla> work. <crabcakedeathra> where you work? <arkilla> GTE Visa. mail room clerk. <arkilla> had some trouble with this asshole sendin in coupons <arkilla> today he also sent in 33 motherfuggin' pennies <arkilla> my managr called to complain, after like an hour WE cut HIM a check for 33 cents <crabcakedeathra> that sounds damn familiar #743806
(602)Kris: Happy Pi Day! Dean: I don't celebrate pi day, but rather pi approximation day on july 22nd or 7/22 #743913
(-45)caithness: Nike Brand Condoms caithness: "Just Do It" #743927
(1225)rintin: so I fried my dads motherboard today rintin: apparently I wasn't grounded... rintin: now I am #744007
(688)<Chains> fuck that AM/PM shit, i'm european, i can have 13:37 every day! #744009
(456)<Chainsaw> If you want to run SELinux, you need to start installing an SELinux system. You can't just enable that USE-flag and expect things to work. * ML-37 grins <Chainsaw> That's like taking 14 wheels off of your 18-wheeler and saying "this is now a car, off we go". #744013
(1101)<kidd79> do u know what i'd like they add to Google.Earth? <Don_Vito> ..3D graphics? <Don_Vito> animated water, trees and stuuf?? <kidd79> orbital ion cannon #744067
(557)<slashdotuser> I still think the only real way to communicate with outlying civilisations properly will be with supernovas. <slashdotuser> Though, only one message could be send - "Help our sun is blowing u^&"%£%^&!*(())[NO CARRIER] #744203
(180)<@blaxthos> one token to unite them <@kastein> murdrface: and in a ring bind them #744206
(-139)<+Tigrael> you're a bash mod now? <%kastein> yup. <%spock1104> kastein: tell them to stop rejecting quotes that rock and accepting quotes that suck <%kastein> spock1104: hey <%kastein> them includes me now * %kastein goes back to being a nazi mod <%kastein> MUST THROW MORE QUOTES IN THE OVEN