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(512)<Rattlsnak> so my mom is looking to get a f/t job where she can work till she's retired <Rattlsnak> she's got no formal education but she used to work in an office in front of a computer <Rattlsnak> also... she's Japanese... <Rattlsnak> any ideas? <RkdJehova> massage parlor <Rattlsnak> fuck you. * Rattlsnak has left #allnitecafe #735802
(21)narutomegafan: Yes... narutomegafan: If I become next hitler type figure, I'll make sure you get high rank. Pilotheplane: SWEET Pilotheplane: I call the jews Pilotheplane: u can have the blacks narutomegafan: Sounds good. narutomegafan: That'll get us money and weapons #735849
(826)*The topic is 'English Language ONLY! That means no German or other Germanic, French or other Romanic, Latin, Leet, Spanish, Portugeese, Croatian, Binary, any Nordic or Slavic or Turkish or Klingon or any animal Language! No Singing! No inventing new languages!' (set by drt_foksie)* <drt_foksie>: if anyone manages to find a loophole in topic now, im banning him. #736323
(437)<%kastein> jack be nimble, jack be quick... I'm not an asshat so I'm not gonna finish this line <%spock1104> jack be nimble, jack be quick, jacks a pedo and touched a young chick <+Chronojam> She tripped, fell, landed on his dick; isn't that right Jack <+Chronojam> Jack be nimble, Jack be quick; she tripped and fell, woke up on his dick <+Jack> hey they're cute what do you want from me #736337
(1055)<Hoffish> pussy <Hoffish> pussy <Hoffish> pussy <Hoffish> pussy <p34rl34f> i get it <Hoffish> .....crap #736349
(431)<bluefox> ok <bluefox> so someone I was talking to online <bluefox> wants to suck my dick <bluefox> Yesterday, they bought an apartment here in baltimore <bluefox> and moved here <bluefox> This is 98% creepy and 2% sexy #736374
(805)<Analogy> The Voyager 1 spacecraft has travelled approximately 2.5 billion miles since the announcement of Duke Nukem Forever #736402
(274)<pAth0s> anyone know what these modules are used for? ipip, ip_gre, and switch-adm? <pAth0s> they're not loaded on my router while it's in use, hoping I can nuke em <Krylancelo_> They control the universe. <pAth0s> I'd imagine, but I'd gladly give up the universe for another 400k worth of space #736510
(480)<Ryuusei> ok this intelligent face tracker thing is freaking me out << <Ryuusei> webcam keeps on following my ass #736555
(858)<Willeth> well, off to bed <Smaug> adios. you damn english and your early bedtimes. <Willeth> pssht. it's a small price to pay for living in the future. #736624
(512)Rosh: she said she has 24 h walgreen by her place Rosh: but she doesnt know if it opens at 6.30 or 7 #736694
(1063)<Naruto> It's always a haunted attic, isn't it? <Naruto> It's never a haunted toliet that explodes with water at 3am. <Naruto> That would be the shit. <Naruto> literally. >) <Naruto> If I were a ghost, that's the kind of random shit I'd do. <Naruto> I'd open the fridge and take out all the mustard. <Naruto> Then I'd hoard it and bring it back later and put it in the dishwasher. <Naruto> and the people would open it up "WTF?! There's 39 jars of mustard in here!" <Naruto> and lawn flamingos <Naruto> I would hoard those like nobody's business. <Naruto> I'd be a fun ghost. #736707
(591)<Tremens> also while getting dressed today I have come to the conclusion that I am never buying fruit of the loom underwear again. <Tremens> something about having FTL printed all around my crotch is not the sort of message I want to convey about myself #736762
(73)<[M]Kimahri[DotB]> can someone tell me a good program to burn a dvd? my wmp won't find my burner, realplayer won't open the file, my dvdburning program can't do it either <samcobra> try a lighter #736781
(1170)Niall: "There is no "I" in team." "There's no "we" either. However, there IS a "me". So piss off, you micromanaging twerp." DMac: there's also meat Niall: And meta. DMac: and meta DMac: .. meta-meat? Niall: Transcendental sausage? DMac: tame meta-meat Niall: Farm-raised transcendental pigs. DMac: tame meta-meat mate? Niall: Female farm-raised transcendental pig. DMac: better than mate meta-tame meat Niall: Bestiality involving a pig raised on a transcendental farm. DMac: team mate tame meta-meat .... /shudder Niall: Gangbang bestiality involving a pig raised on a transcendental farm. #736785
(980)<badelia> oops, i did ctrl+n instead of shift+n <tt> wow, what does shift+n do <badelia> uh, makes a capital n... <tt> O... #736788
(312)< _Maber_> "Hi, my name is perl. Feed me an orange peel and some moldy bread, and I'll construct a 747 out of post-it notes." #736794
(669)<BenSpinSpace> if you double major in graphic design and archaeology, could you specialize in jpeg artifacts? #736820
(637)<hapry> Fuck, I just finished bash :( <k8k8k8k> finished? <hapry> Yeah...i read it all :( <treaty> you're officially the lamest person ever #736856
(63)<+Dave2> myspace valentines messages. <+Dave2> that sentence is 66% evil <+Dave2> that is all #736915
(378)meird: no his sister is really creepy man hindenburg: like goth and morbid type creepy? meird: not exactly meird: you know how like little kids write on walls? hindenburg: thats not that creepy meird: it is when you wake up at 2am, and shes standing over you gripping a giant sharpy like a knife meird: the wall was covered in the fibonacci sequence or something like that meird: its funny how many serial killer horror movies can flash in front of your eyes in the fraction of a second #736989
(1108)<Chris> man.. i've got such a bad cold, I keep gettin nosebleeds. it's awful * Joins #aesir: -Mike0r- <Chris> I mean, last night.. I blew my load into a tissue right <Chris> but it just started bleeding... <Chris> I had to pinch it to stop it, cos it bleeds for ages <Chris> I swear one day it'll happen and i'll die from blood loss :( * Quits: -Mik0r- (Quit: what. the. fuck. note to self, don't ever hang out with you guys.. ever) <Dan> ehh #737035
(966)< fortitUs> hm.. whats a strapon? :S *innocent look* <%relsqui> fortitUs: it's what I would use, lacking a cock, if I wanted to screw someone with one < fortitUs> O_O -!- fortitUs [lordogame@hide-1F17685D.singnet.com.sg] has quit [Quit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh] <%relsqui> oh man, I remembered that he's like 12 RIGHT after I said that #737051
(909)<@xyst> perl made me angry last week. <@xyst> so angry i wrote something in java instead. <@ecoli> wtf could it have done to make you do that? <@ecoli> that's like saying "hot naked women made me so angry i had to go slam my penis in a car door" #737065
(817)Joe: Here's an issue I never had to worry about in CA. Does anyone know if an Hard Drive that is roughly -10C in temperature from being in the back of a UPS truck and then the porch, really dislikes being asked to spin up? Joe: wonders if he should wait for it to warm up considerably. MisterX: put it in the microwave for 5 seconds Joe: Oh, thanks! Joe: Be right back. Joe left the chat room. Andy: Is he serious?