#720524 (592)
<catnip> I saw this hot azn grrrrl today
<catnip> totally doable in many ways, none of which are the way that God intended
<Crispy`> Well, that doesn't leave lots of room.
<Crispy`> I mean, minus making your own hole and fucking it, every orifice is fair play.
#720959 (589)
disturbed c0w: but jesus
disturbed c0w: how can you read all of bash
disturbed c0w: thats like reading the dictionary except cock is in there a lot of times
#721016 (522)
<Mewrr> reminds me back when I was writing reviews of soccer matches on the web
<Mewrr> and going through access logs, I saw that some reviews were orders of magnitude more popular
<Mewrr> eventually it occurred to me that Switzerland has a Pro Soccer team named "Young Boys"
<Mewrr> turns out they have many followers worldwide
<dmacks> I bet
<Mewrr> to make things even funnier, the Young Boys play in a stadium called "Wankdorf"
#721138 (730)
<SierraSonic> the internet is made up of 3 things
<SierraSonic> 99.9% porn
<SierraSonic> .1% violence
<Crash2> and 0% of?
<Marcx> 0% intellect
#722053 (708)
< Vice> if paris hilton came and wanted sex.. i think i just might have
to concede..
< Vice> cos you never know
< Vice> she might have one of those "the millionth customer gets a special prize" campaigne going on..
#722326 (436)
<Golden> Am I the only one who thinks Dead Rising could be the easiest Video Game to Porno transfer?
<Golden> The three main characters are a black guy, a hot blonde chick and a photographer
<Golden> And they're stuck in a mall with zombies so they can't escape
<Golden> Eventually someone is going to have a cock in their ass while the hairy guy takes pictures of it
#722585 (1644)
<NerdyScientist7> Okay, I'm taking a survey, want to be in it?
<bigone> sure
<NerdyScientist7> Here's the question: How stupid are you?
<bigone> what do u mean
<NerdyScientist7> Thanks for your input.
#723906 (3729)
<Phyxius> Hmm there are some black people hanging around outside the gates at the end of my driveway, brb
<Courtney> mkay hb
<Phyxius> HOLY SHIT THEYRE GONE
<Courtney> The black people?
<Phyxius> NO, MY GATES
#724072 (230)
<+maaneeack> and I can't get off 56k if there is nothing else
<+maaneeack> 56k, or yelling, and there is waaaay too much packet loss and downtime on yelling
<acquacow> that's what I tried to tell my mom
<acquacow> so I moved out
<acquacow> we now communicate digitally
<acquacow> and with the right spam filter
<acquacow> I hear nothing at all.
#724316 (1178)
<theGaurav x45>  yo i got
<theGaurav x45>  Microsoft Office 2007
<theGaurav x45>  greatest thing ever invented
<theGaurav x45>  so amazing
<theGaurav x45>  it took me 15 minutes to find spellcheck
<theGaurav x45>  but still
<theGaurav x45>  amazing
#724327 (271)
<Jimmothy> i have girl hands
<Jimmothy> and nice nails to match
<@D1> the better to handle my ballz
<Jimmothy> anyone can hold peanuts D1
<@D1> ;[
#724762 (495)
<shwS> I have 1½ pack left.. after that, I'm smoking.
<pu_ma> okay...
<shwS> I'm quitting*
#724925 (893)
<^zauberer> I do not speak the english well but I will use a translator
<Xanpony> Sure, I understand :)
<^zauberer> :)
<^zauberer> you are of which pay
<Xanpony> Okey, there is problems with your translator :(
#724962 (1795)
<VFR8> Omg
<VFR8> I was driving home today and I saw the best license plate
<VFR8> 56K SRY
#724976 (1929)
<Green> So I got in my car
<Green> and there was birdshit on my windsheild
<Green> so i got a paper towel and got out to wipe it off
<Green> but it wouldn't come off
<Green> and thats when I realized it was on the INSIDE
<Green> I had a hard time getting to sleep that night
#725069 (3118)
<Holly> So I got my period, and i was bleeding, and my pad leaked
<Jesse> Really?
<Holly> Yeah, and it leaked everywhere! And so i had to go into the doctors, and they had to shave my vagina, it wasnt good
<Jesse> Wow, i cant believe youre telling me this
<Holly> Well...its just girl talk
<Jesse> Jesse is a guy's name too
#725241 (1764)
<@DemocracyDan> 5 votes to get kyhx banned!
<@DemocracyDan> fine if you are all going to spit in the face of democracy by not voting we won't allow talking at all
* DemocracyDan sets mode: +m
* DemocracyDan is now known as NaziNorm
<@NaziNorm> this is what happens when you don't allow your voices to be heard
<@NaziNorm> they get taken away
<@NaziNorm> think about that for awhile
#725392 (-354)
<@CCFreak2K> Go down to your local Home Depot and ask for one.
<%Zeraliten> No such thing as Home Depot in eurofag-land :(
<@CCFreak2K> Then go to a Home...Gulag.
#725783 (1235)
<1> please tell me if there's any way to check if a table exist in mysql database
<2> if (mysql_query('DROP TABLE table_name')) echo "table existed";
#726333 (840)
MasterH: They should make the entire world follow the same timezone. They could have like orbital mirrors which reflect the sun to every corner of the earth.,
MasterH: And have night at the same time.
Faethyr: And nightime would happen How?
MasterH: Turn off the mirorrs
#726567 (4295)
<Ugarte> I think I was 12 at the time, and I was at this girl's house for some kind of party... I think her name was Kate.
<Ugarte> Anyway, at some point she said she wanted to show me something, and brought me alone to her brother's room. She dug under his bed and took out a picture of a woman having sex with a dog. Then she kissed me.
<Ugarte> I'm as confused about this now as I was then.
#726941 (617)
<Andymc> lawl 156 photos on my phone...
<Andymc> but i don't have a fuxxing way to get them onto the comp... need a bluetooth dock or summat
<GriM> peel them off and re-apply glue?  Perhaps a mild solvent to loosen the sticky?
<Andymc> You should apply for a job at Dell...
#727158 (1076)
(+GamerTony) is it bad when you and your fiancee start eating the same things?
(@arfer) if it's pussy, yes
#727320 (479)
<TuorSirfalas> I tried using my sis's G5 powerbook or something
<Cloud02> she has a mac? poor thing.
<TuorSirfalas> she bought it for the logo
<TuorSirfalas> her words, not mine
#727509 (1329)
<karrde> i asked Windows to delete 36 000 files from a directory, and i ve already waited for 15 minutes and nothing resultes...
<LoL> it is preparing 36 000 "are you sure?" windows