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(592)<catnip> I saw this hot azn grrrrl today <catnip> totally doable in many ways, none of which are the way that God intended <Crispy`> Well, that doesn't leave lots of room. <Crispy`> I mean, minus making your own hole and fucking it, every orifice is fair play. #720959
(589)disturbed c0w: but jesus disturbed c0w: how can you read all of bash disturbed c0w: thats like reading the dictionary except cock is in there a lot of times #721016
(522)<Mewrr> reminds me back when I was writing reviews of soccer matches on the web <Mewrr> and going through access logs, I saw that some reviews were orders of magnitude more popular <Mewrr> eventually it occurred to me that Switzerland has a Pro Soccer team named "Young Boys" <Mewrr> turns out they have many followers worldwide <dmacks> I bet <Mewrr> to make things even funnier, the Young Boys play in a stadium called "Wankdorf" #721138
(730)<SierraSonic> the internet is made up of 3 things <SierraSonic> 99.9% porn <SierraSonic> .1% violence <Crash2> and 0% of? <Marcx> 0% intellect #722053
(708)< Vice> if paris hilton came and wanted sex.. i think i just might have to concede.. < Vice> cos you never know < Vice> she might have one of those "the millionth customer gets a special prize" campaigne going on.. #722326
(436)<Golden> Am I the only one who thinks Dead Rising could be the easiest Video Game to Porno transfer? <Golden> The three main characters are a black guy, a hot blonde chick and a photographer <Golden> And they're stuck in a mall with zombies so they can't escape <Golden> Eventually someone is going to have a cock in their ass while the hairy guy takes pictures of it #722585
(1644)<NerdyScientist7> Okay, I'm taking a survey, want to be in it? <bigone> sure <NerdyScientist7> Here's the question: How stupid are you? <bigone> what do u mean <NerdyScientist7> Thanks for your input. #723906
(3729)<Phyxius> Hmm there are some black people hanging around outside the gates at the end of my driveway, brb <Courtney> mkay hb <Phyxius> HOLY SHIT THEYRE GONE <Courtney> The black people? <Phyxius> NO, MY GATES #724072
(230)<+maaneeack> and I can't get off 56k if there is nothing else <+maaneeack> 56k, or yelling, and there is waaaay too much packet loss and downtime on yelling <acquacow> that's what I tried to tell my mom <acquacow> so I moved out <acquacow> we now communicate digitally <acquacow> and with the right spam filter <acquacow> I hear nothing at all. #724316
(1178)<theGaurav x45> yo i got <theGaurav x45> Microsoft Office 2007 <theGaurav x45> greatest thing ever invented <theGaurav x45> so amazing <theGaurav x45> it took me 15 minutes to find spellcheck <theGaurav x45> but still <theGaurav x45> amazing #724327
(271)<Jimmothy> i have girl hands <Jimmothy> and nice nails to match <@D1> the better to handle my ballz <Jimmothy> anyone can hold peanuts D1 <@D1> ;[ #724762
(495)<shwS> I have 1½ pack left.. after that, I'm smoking. <pu_ma> okay... <shwS> I'm quitting* #724925
(893)<^zauberer> I do not speak the english well but I will use a translator <Xanpony> Sure, I understand :) <^zauberer> :) <^zauberer> you are of which pay <Xanpony> Okey, there is problems with your translator :( #724962
(1795)<VFR8> Omg <VFR8> I was driving home today and I saw the best license plate <VFR8> 56K SRY #724976
(1929)<Green> So I got in my car <Green> and there was birdshit on my windsheild <Green> so i got a paper towel and got out to wipe it off <Green> but it wouldn't come off <Green> and thats when I realized it was on the INSIDE <Green> I had a hard time getting to sleep that night #725069
(3118)<Holly> So I got my period, and i was bleeding, and my pad leaked <Jesse> Really? <Holly> Yeah, and it leaked everywhere! And so i had to go into the doctors, and they had to shave my vagina, it wasnt good <Jesse> Wow, i cant believe youre telling me this <Holly> Well...its just girl talk <Jesse> Jesse is a guy's name too #725241
(1764)<@DemocracyDan> 5 votes to get kyhx banned! <@DemocracyDan> fine if you are all going to spit in the face of democracy by not voting we won't allow talking at all * DemocracyDan sets mode: +m * DemocracyDan is now known as NaziNorm <@NaziNorm> this is what happens when you don't allow your voices to be heard <@NaziNorm> they get taken away <@NaziNorm> think about that for awhile #725392
(-354)<@CCFreak2K> Go down to your local Home Depot and ask for one. <%Zeraliten> No such thing as Home Depot in eurofag-land :( <@CCFreak2K> Then go to a Home...Gulag. #725783
(1235)<1> please tell me if there's any way to check if a table exist in mysql database <2> if (mysql_query('DROP TABLE table_name')) echo "table existed"; #726333
(840)MasterH: They should make the entire world follow the same timezone. They could have like orbital mirrors which reflect the sun to every corner of the earth., MasterH: And have night at the same time. Faethyr: And nightime would happen How? MasterH: Turn off the mirorrs #726567
(4295)<Ugarte> I think I was 12 at the time, and I was at this girl's house for some kind of party... I think her name was Kate. <Ugarte> Anyway, at some point she said she wanted to show me something, and brought me alone to her brother's room. She dug under his bed and took out a picture of a woman having sex with a dog. Then she kissed me. <Ugarte> I'm as confused about this now as I was then. #726941
(617)<Andymc> lawl 156 photos on my phone... <Andymc> but i don't have a fuxxing way to get them onto the comp... need a bluetooth dock or summat <GriM> peel them off and re-apply glue? Perhaps a mild solvent to loosen the sticky? <Andymc> You should apply for a job at Dell... #727158
(1076)(+GamerTony) is it bad when you and your fiancee start eating the same things? (@arfer) if it's pussy, yes #727320
(479)<TuorSirfalas> I tried using my sis's G5 powerbook or something <Cloud02> she has a mac? poor thing. <TuorSirfalas> she bought it for the logo <TuorSirfalas> her words, not mine #727509
(1329)<karrde> i asked Windows to delete 36 000 files from a directory, and i ve already waited for 15 minutes and nothing resultes... <LoL> it is preparing 36 000 "are you sure?" windows