<Apoc|Sharger> quietly.
<Apoc|Sharger> quietly.
SilverInsanity5: So I asked if she wanted some hands-on learning instead looking at a computer
SilverInsanity5: We got so many looks that day
MrHahn2265: words really cant descibe her
MrHahn2265: although I can attempt to describe her through massive bangings on the keyboard
MrHahn2265: l.kjnfvgfg8ifgudfbpoicxv'lk
MrHahn2265: woops i opened paint
RoyalPineapple: plus although sex with a girl is definitely more pleasurable, masturbation is so much more efficient
SoAP: i'll take the real thing if i can get it
RoyalPineapple: i dunno... ive gotten some bunk ass blowjobs, where im kinda waiting for it to end
RoyalPineapple: thinking, ya know if i were alone i could finish this up lickedy split and still have time to watch House
hjdjoo: "the second-best way to get into a girl's pants is to play the guitar"
hjdjoo: "the absolute best way is chloroform"
hjdjoo: -plutarch
hjdjoo: or was that plato?
hjdjoo: it was one of the great philosophers i think.
<TechHut> :)
<ergoproxy> superchill does too have a penis... its just that it belongs to someone else, and its usually in his mouth.
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 1: accept and deny buttons
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 2: funny, or not?
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 3: always accept racial jokes
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 4: always accept quotes that mention bash.org
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 5: if you can't decide, click deny anyways
Why do annoying people not realise how fuxing annoying they are, yet are the first ones to complain about stuff :|
Roland says:
ie Thomas
brett says:
I think you have just answered your own question thomas
Thomas says:
sigh
Thomas says:
whats the point
Thomas has left the conversation.
<Thrae> All men started out with female sex organs until gender was specified. It explains a lot, eh?
<ckknight> we overcame adversity.
<Chrispy> ooops
<Chrispy> :s
<Chrispy> lol
<Vaine> lololol
<z3ph> HAHHAHAHA
<+DJ_8-Ball|eve> rofl
<%Crysis> lmfao
<Vaine> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<z3ph> HAHAHAHA
<trav> muslims have mecca
<trav> stoners have amsterdam
<Esher> No. I got to work on a magical bus pulled by unicorns!
<DantesMinion> REALLY!?
<DantesMinion> BARBIE UNICORN ADVENTURES?
<Esher> They told me I am the chosen child of destiny and my mission is to mate with all the women of the world to populate it with magical beasts of power
<connor> lol wtf!?
<DantesMinion> **growl**
<Esher> Hey! You can't get mad at me! It's my DESTINY!
<DantesMinion> every woman so that means the bald fat and ugly
<Esher> Umm.. Err.. Except those ones?
<DantesMinion> boy you gotta get it ON with them too
<Esher> I don't love you anymore.
<Dr.Z> And the 360?
<Dr.Foongoggles> The 360 is the guy who gives you that weird STD called "overheating".
<TheShuffler> so what does that make the wii?
<Dr.Z> You didn't notice?
<Dr.Foongoggles> Well it is rather feminine.
<TheShuffler> How so?
<Dr.Z> ....
<Dr.Foongoggles>.....Your Wii looks like a vagina, Dylan.
thx-1192> Yeah, fatasses should get up and move more often
Matt-0375> I'm just waiting for the headlines: "why does it burn when you wii?"
<Korox> i fail to see why people would be pissed at this
<Korox> i like it when other peeps type fast
<Chelz> lol
<Chelz> Some people are like, "I CAN'T KEEP UP"
<Chelz> lol
<Korox> pfft, thats cuz theyre... uh... DAMNIT!
<Korox> theres a sexual joke in there somewhere, and i cant get it!
<Supernaut> best. quote. evar
<sxs> probably
<tsowell> pmw: it doesn't feel very extreme when you're doing it, does it?
<pmw> At least not after a few times.
<Supernaut> i stand corrected
<Supernaut> that exchange is the best
<Maltos> Why the fuck I have the impression this is going to be nasty?
<Pulits> They're all in jail. So suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat!"
<Pulits> And everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we shit on it!"
<Pulits> Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!"
<Maltos> Ok dude this is sick.
<Pulits> Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!"
<Maltos> Jesus leave the cat alone!
<Pulits> So the fetichist is like "And then, we dildo rape it!"
<Pulits> Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!"
<Maltos> What does the masochist says, then?
<Pulits> "Miau."
<Maltos> HAHAHAHA. XD
SecureXeC: And then beat you unconscious
Krysta: :-[
SecureXeC: Then, when you wake up
SecureXeC: We'll be all
SecureXeC: YOU GOT PUNK'D BITCH
SecureXeC: And you'll be like 'lol'
<@Rize> is windows telling me something here? :D
TaipeiSS: they don't ask you stupid gay questions that you have to write essays to
zenith251: They don't want no Jibba Jabba.
TaipeiSS: the closest thing they ask is...
TaipeiSS: Briefly discuss one book that has strongly influenced you.
TaipeiSS: Briefly discuss.
TaipeiSS: That's like, a paragraph or two.
zenith251: But halfway through the space they provide "We said brief, damnit!"
TaipeiSS: Not "500 -750 words on a quote that means something to your life and how you exude it in every situation" like fuckin gayassed Cornell
zenith251: And if you keep going past that line, they don't read it.
TaipeiSS: and they get this big purple stamp that says GAY
TaipeiSS: and they stamp it on that part of your essay and print it and send it back to you in the mail
TaipeiSS: And they include a handwritten postit where they laugh at you and say you have no friends.
<@LordBrian> time to convert
<@Keron> no need to convert
<@Keron> jesus has already prepaid your visa sin card
<@Keron> he's already predied for your sins
<@Keron> it's like being preapproved to sin
<@liwei> that must have been a spectacular death
<@Keron> only if you don't accept him as your savior, then instead of breaking your knee caps like a loan shark
<@Keron> he sends you to hell
<@Keron> kind of a bum deal if you ask me.
<@LordBrian> sounds like a jew all right
<immortalangel> why?
<evilada> they reek. they reek so bad.
<immortalangel> lol
<evilada> I swear to god
<evilada> it's like..
<evilada> imagine if pineapple was an animal, and lactated it's own kind of milk to nurse it's young. If you were to take some of this pineapple breastmilk, turn it into an odd cheese, then leave that hunk of cheese in a stale metal box in tropical heat for three months....THAT'S what the smell was like on these kids
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<Vincerific> damn and another Trojan just came in
<Skiah> lmaoo