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(990)<Ghrens> Halo had a story? I thought it was about 13 year old boys with prepubescent voices calling me a homosexual. #682409
(2774)<Ranbert> someone shoot me please.... <tele> o \O_ Arrgh!! <tele> <\==- - - - - - - --- __/ <tele> / \ \ #682477
(477)<b1rdn> WTF are you talking about, courtney love is like the girl next door <LegenD> yea if you live next to a methadone clinic #682642
(889)<ds4l> Tried to beat off today when mom was at the store <ds4l> Its just me and mom living in this house <ds4l> I popped in my fav porno and it started in a different place then where I left it. #683100
(925)<pR@y4m0jo> Man, i have to take a huge dump, I have such a backlog of shit I could be a bash moderator. #683143
(553)<%spock1104> lmao, some poor bastard in florida had his house burn down thanks to a dell <+Toba> I would make a joke about needing a firewall on his home box <+Toba> but that's just too low #683616
(52)< soultan> how come when i view the contents of a binary i don't see no 0s and 1s? < soultan> they don't exist after all? < soultan> we've been fooled #684045
(2451)<Numi> I was having trouble getting screen dumps in unix so I went into #unix and said <Numi> "Does anyone know how to do a screen dump in unix?" <Numi> 5 minutes and no reply, so I modify it a bit <Numi> "Two hot girls are stripping on webcam for me, how do i take a picture to show you guys?" <Numi> 13 offers of assistance within 2 minutes. Brilliant. #684098
(772)<zip> IRC really has terrible markup. So many unclosed tags. <zip> Oops. </zip> #684273
(559)<Oddness> Is it safe to put a 100W lightbulb in a 60W outlet? <Atma-Mage> Do you enjoy having a face full of glassy shards of red-hot pain? <Fire_i> Read: Yes, it is. #684453
(693)<leoboiko> I wanted to search for that flamewar in which Linus called the Gnome guys "fucking idiots" <leoboiko> so I googled for "torvalds gnome fucking" <leoboiko> luckly, google still doesn't give you exactly what you ask for #684758
(356)<IanT> is it just me <IanT> or is it a little creepy that my mp3 player put "call me when you're sober" right next to "date rape" #685013
(459)<Warbum> Hey guys, I'm guilty of "intellectual property theft" <Warbum> The other day, I walked into a library, got out a book, went home, and read it. <Warbum> And the copywright holders didn't even get a dime! #685122
(2047)Faustmaster300:My friend got kicked out of french once. Faustmaster300:He goes,'Madam! I have a joke for you!' Faustmaster300:'What is it Zach?' Faustmaster300:'Why wasn't Jesus born in Paris?' Faustmaster300:'THEY COULDN'T FIND THREE WISE MEN!' Faustamster300: and after about 10 min of sitting the hallway, he pops his head back in the door and goes, 'Oh, and they couldn't find a virgin either.' #685262
(481)<Bushka|W0rkzo0rz> so i ditched her didnt answer her calls etc <Bushka|W0rkzo0rz> and she totally brushed me <Bushka|W0rkzo0rz> and hooked up with my mate <joop`> so you fucked him to make her jealous? #685293
(2425)<blotch> heres a cool office trick <blotch> unscrew the speaker part of your coworkers phone and throw in a roll of quarters and seal it back up <blotch> then after about 2 months of them being used to the weight remove the coins when they're away <blotch> and watch them lift the phone the next time someone calls and bash themselves in the face #685827
(1556)<cheater> legal drinking age in poland is "i have 3 dollars" #685900
(52)Corey: that butterfinger commercial Corey: has got to be the worst marketing idea i've ever heard of PfhorRunner: which? Corey: it's got that hand with the orange index finger Corey: and every time i see it Corey: i can't help but think someone took it in the ass Corey: or the ear Corey: or somewhere their finger was NOT supposed to go PfhorRunner: LOL #685939
(1560)<pmcall221> I'm wondering when Windows will work they they say it will. <Kittyflipping> You're criticizing millions of lines of code and you can't even get one sentence right? #686031
(543)<Nano> Is it "cheating" or wrong to mastubate over another chick when your married? <Syco> thats like asking is it rape if they smile? <Nano> wtf... no its not :/ #686184
(167)F4T4L: by making TV's bigger all we're doing is making black people stronger F4T4L: soon they'll rule the world #686305
(798)actualism: if you bet an emo kid 20 bucks that he won't kill himself, you'll either be 20 bucks richer or break even #686488
(457)greyfox80988: The average American spends 6 years in the bathroom, and 6 months at a stoplight. greyfox80988: I want to know who figures this stuff out o_o greyfox80988: Cause that's what I'm gonna be when I grow up ^_^ #686929
(734)<ArianaK> I want my money back. <ArianaK> I forgot the name of the tea I'm drinking thats supposed to help your memory #687224
(60)9mm: I suppose Steve Irwin should have worn sunblock to protect from harmful rays.