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(601)xxnjbeauty23xx: im also short xxnjbeauty23xx: but its a good thing for me because im jewish xxnjbeauty23xx: which means im closer to the pennies #687603
(800)<ad_man> ya so me and mitch were sittin in english <ad_man> and we always had a habit of writing dumb stuff in each other's books <ad_man> so he writes in my book "adam is a fagget" <ad_man> what we didn't know was that the teacher was standing behind us <ad_man> so she says <ad_man> "it's spelled -ot", and just walked on #687845
(868)<Linuxgeek> How do i find the model of my card? <Serena[T]> your nick is misleading, seriously #688227
(782)<Dro0> i dont wanna be alarmist here <Dro0> but i'm prety sure that the guy trying to configure the core router in chicago <Dro0> is googling "subnetting" #688279
(867)<Numi> i m so FUCKE§ING WASTED FUCK <Haddock> You have to be pretty wasted to typo § #688766
(406)puffster: Can you really start a sentence with "With almost 100% accuracy..."? killdbykangeroos: I think I'm positive you can. #688824
(358)<MALF> ebay is where cocaine addicts sell things for profit <tak> thats what pawn shops are for <tak> ebay takes too long <tak> need crack NOW <spun> but you actually need shit to sell at pawn shops <spun> ebay you can sell a picture of a laptop #689328
(1017)Chico: i would never consider her at all Chico: shes like 100% emo Chico: to the bone QueenRen24: aww, but emo kids are so cut QueenRen24: e #689386
(331)<total_meltdown> Writing to an NTFS filesystem in Linux is like using Windows ME - you /can/ but when it bombs and you lose everything, nobody will feel sorry for you. #689481
(405)<jcm> would having a woman as the main character change anything? <jcm> it would still be GTA <gwizz> yeah <gwizz> grand theft alimony #689521
(844)<r34en> i'll show her.. one day when i'm 1337 i'll have my own channel and she'll beg me to op her <r34en> do you know what i'll say <gary> "how do you add ops?" #689719
(116)<andreaskem> All this washin powder pretending to make your clothes whiter <andreaskem> One day I will invent one that really works <andreaskem> And I'm going to call it "white pow(d)er" #689789
(5)(Jani) the wii is going to get raped in the console war (Jani) unless xbox360's start exploding like dell laptops (%Ransom) ps3 will destroy everything (Jani) including your wallet #690820
(129)<freznel> hey got a computer question, if my mother board requires 5 volts, what size power supplies can I use <seeess> you cant go above the voltage rating on your motherboard <seeess> so you need a <5v psu <seeess> or you can use a standard PSU and only plug it in half way #690961
(533)<Uki> i don't feel much different, this whole being 21 thing <Aphelion_> in that case, you did it wrong. go back and try again, this time with more vodka. #691240
(399)OhTheCommotion: This "Comedy Central presents..." was brought to me by Windows Vista OhTheCommotion: But this show came on at the time it was scheduled to come on OhTheCommotion: So someone is lying to me. #692014
(800)<Makenshi`> the creator of the qwerty keyboard must have had a fetish <Makenshi`> I don't think it's a coincidence that you can type 'stewardess' with one hand #692739
(781)<BigNTall> Ohhhh Kay... I'm on some clothing seller forums, and a common theme is how to get a stain out of an otherwise perfect garment. Someone posted a "Guide to removing stains from children's clothing". Possible stains include liquor, wine, and semen #693037
(1253)ChaosPid: She was already mad at me and she yelled "I'm gonna kill you" ChaosPid: and I responded.... ChaosPid: "This is wierd, I swear to god I just heard you offer to make me a cake, but the words didnt match up with your lips at all........but chocolate, I suppose." Curt: What'd she do? ChaosPid: She looked like she was gonna die... left the room and then came back a few minutes later.... in a rage. Curt: LOL. ChaosPid: I then told her she shouldnt have left, if she wanted to go to the store to buy ingredients, she knew she would need a man to drive her to the store, and then I called her silly. #693046
(1139)<Royall> My "e" k y is brok n <Royall> Oh wait. #693049
(1333)<squipple_> hey! <squipple_> who's got my name with underscore <_aa_> ! <squipple_> kick them pls <squipple_> oh wait, I can..hahaha <_aa_> I don't get it * squipple_ was kicked by squipple_ (Kick) <_aa_> lol <_aa_> did he just kick himself? <Znarl> There's a good argument against drinking and IRCing. #693061
(372)TANNER3000: I decided I'd try Meatball Marinara today. TANNER3000: It's good, but no cigar. Luigigamer Golem: You're abusing the idiom. TANNER3000: No, I meant you'd have a hard time smoking it. #693244
(479)<addeman> after some bad experiences with fat chicks I no longer ask their asl <addeman> instead I ask for their BMI #693565
(350)<Ant_> yay. my loan came through. my bank balance is no longer preceeded by a "-". <SC> You should've tried depositing a negative amount of money. #693937
(687)<Swiich> greatest thing ever in 20th century history today in school <Swiich> teacher was going on about the million man march <Swiich> this kid raises his hand and says "don't you mean the 600 000 man march?" <Swiich> teacher says "no, why?" <Swiich> "well, 600 000 is 3/5ths of a million"